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Elf

Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would have sucked

Elf • 2003
Fulton:
Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would have sucked

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Even if those two pages were in there the book still would've sucked
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,363
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:32
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
New Line Cinema,Guy Walks into a Bar Productions

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Movie Summary

Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.

Actors

Michael Lerner
Fulton
Michael Lerner
Michael: All right, I got every weapon in the game. - Elf 00:59
Michael: All right, I got every weapon in the game.
Wow you're fast I'm glad I caught up to youI waited five hours for you Why is your coat so bigSo good news I saw a dog today Have you seen a dogYou probably haveHow was school Was it fun Did you get a lot of homework huhDo you have any friends Do you have - Elf 00:21
Wow you're fast I'm glad I caught up to youI...
So good news I saw a dog today - Elf 00:04
So good news I saw a dog today
Son of a nutcracker - Elf 00:04
Son of a nutcracker
Boy: Get them. - Elf 00:06
Boy: Get them.
Oh, no. - Elf 00:15
Oh, no.
Grunts you ready? - Elf 00:17
Grunts you ready?
You ready? - Elf 00:06
You ready?
Michael: Oh, man. - Elf 00:07
Michael: Oh, man.
Where did you say you were from - Elf 00:04
Where did you say you were from
- I wish dad were here. - Elf 00:27
- I wish dad were here.
You like her? - Elf 00:09
You like her?
Why don't you ask her out? - Elf 00:44
Why don't you ask her out?
But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautifulAnd I um I feel really warm when I am around youAnd um my tongue swells upDo you wanna go eat food - Elf 00:24
But I really wanted to see you and I think you're...
Do you wanna go eat food? - Elf 00:12
Do you wanna go eat food?
I mean, what are we gonna do? - Elf 00:29
I mean, what are we gonna do?
- Hey, Walter. - Elf 00:25
- Hey, Walter.
Francisco That's fun to say Francisco - Elf 00:06
Francisco That's fun to say Francisco
Remember me I do I didn't recognize youI know I'm in work clothes - Elf 00:07
Remember me I do I didn't recognize youI know I'm...
- Thank you, Debra. - Elf 00:10
- Thank you, Debra.