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Who the heck are you What are you talking aboutI'm Santa claus No you're notWhy of course I am Ho ho hoWell if you're Santawhat song did I sing for you on your birthday this yearHappy birthday of

You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa

Elf • 2003

Buddy:
Who the heck are you?Gimbel's Santa:What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.Buddy:No, you're not.Gimbel's Santa:Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.Buddy:Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?Gimbel's Santa:Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. How old are you son?Kid with Santa:Four.Gimbel's Santa:You're a big boy. What's your name?Kid with Santa:Paul.Gimbel's Santa:Now what can I get you for Christmas?Buddy:Paul, Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar.Gimbel's Santa:Let the kid talk.Buddy:You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?Gimbel's Santa:Just cool it, Zippy.Buddy:You sit on a throne of lies.Gimbel's Santa:Look, I'm not kiddin'.Buddy:You're a fake.Gimbel's Santa:I'm a fake?Buddy:Yes!Gimbel's Santa:How'd you like to be dead, huh?Kid with Santa: Fake.Gimbel's Santa:No, he's kidding.Buddy: You stink.Gimbel's Santa:I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.Buddy:You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa

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Who the heck are you What are you talking about

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I'm Santa claus No you're not

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Why of course I am Ho ho ho

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Well if you're Santa

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what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year

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Happy birthday of course

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So how old are you son Foun

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you're a big boy What's your name Paul

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what can I get you Don't tell him what you want

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He's a liar

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Let the kid talk

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You disgust me How can you live with yourself

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Just cool it zippy Woman Smile

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You sit on a throne of lies

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I'm not kidding You're a fake

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I'm a fake Yes

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How'd you like to be dead Huh Fake

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Gimbels Santa He's kidding

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You stink You're gonna have a good Christmas

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You smell like beef and cheese You don't smell like Santa

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من انت

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عن ماذا تتحدث انا سانتا

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لست كذلك

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بالتاكيد انا

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حسنا لو كنت سانتا

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مالاغنية اللتي غنيتها لك في عيد ميلادك

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عيد ميلاد سعيد بالطبع

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كم عمرك

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اربع سنوات

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انت ولد كبير ما اسمك

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بول واذا تريد في الكريسماس

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بول لاتستمع له

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انه كذاب دع الولد يتكلم

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انت قززني كيف تفعل ذلك

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دعها تمر

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انت تجلس علي الاكاذيب

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انا لا امزح انت مزيف

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انا مزيف نعم

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ساقتلك

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مزيف انة يمزح

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انت مقرف

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عيد سعيد حسنا

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رائحتك كلجبن واللحم

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رائحتك لا تشبه رائحة سانتا

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Mais qui diable êtes vous Comment ça Je suis le Père Noël

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Pas du tout

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Bien sûr que si

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Si vous êtes le Père Noël

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quelle chanson vous ai je chantée pour votre anniversaire

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Joyeux Anniversaire bien sûr

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Alors quel âge as tu petit Quatre ans

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Et comment s'appelle ce grand garçon Paul

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Et que veux tu pour Noël Ne lui dis rien c'est un menteur

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Laisse le petit parler Et vous arrivez à vous regarder

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Cool mon pote

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Vous vous repaissez de mensonges

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Je ne plaisante pas T'es un faux

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Je suis un faux

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Tu veux mourir

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T'es faux Il plaisante

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Tu sens mauvais Tu vas passer un joyeux Noël

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Tu sens la viande et le fromage rien à voir avec le Père Noël

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Wer zum Nussknacker bist du

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Der Weihnachtsmann Wer sonst Bist du gar nicht

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Und ob ich der Weihnachtsmann bin Ho ho ho ho ho

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Wenn du's wirklich bist

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Welches Lied hab ich dir zum Geburtstag gesungen

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Äh Happy Birthday natürlich

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Ho ho ho ho ho

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Sag mir doch mal wie alt du bist mein Junge

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4 Ein großer Junge Wie heißt du denn

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Paul Was wünschst du dir zu Weihnachten

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Verrat es ihm nicht

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Er ist ein Lügner Lass den Jungen reden

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Wie kannst du so was machen Du bist mir so was von zuwider

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Reg dich ab du Spinner

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Du sitzt auf einem Thron von Lügen

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Mir ist nicht nach Späßen Du bist ein Betrüger

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Ein Betrüger Ja

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Und du bist gleich hinüber

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Betrüger Er macht nur Spaß

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Du stinkst

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Du wirst sehr schöne Weihnachten haben

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Du riechst nach Burger und Käse Der Weihnachtsmann riecht anders

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Кто ты такой Ты спятил Я Санта Клаус

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Чепуха

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Разумеется это я

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Если ты Санта ответь какую песню я спел на твоём Дне рождения

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С Днём рождения конечно

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Сколько тебе лет малыш Четыре

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Взрослый Как тебя зовут Пол

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Что тебе подарить Пол не отвечай он обманщик

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Не мешай ребёнку Отвратительно Как тебе не стыдно

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Заткнись приятель

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Ты пропитан ложью Послушай я не шучу

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Обманщик Я

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Да Всё ты покойник

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Обманщик Он пошутил

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От тебя воняет С Рождеством дети

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Отбивная и сыр У Санты другой запах

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Quién diablos eres tú

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De qué hablas Soy Santa Claus No lo eres

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Claro que lo soy

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Bueno si eres Santa

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dime qué canción te he cantado este año para tu cumpleaños

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El Feliz Cumpleaños desde luego

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Cuántos años tienes hijo Cuatro

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Eres un hombrecito Cómo te llamas Paul

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Qué quieres para Navidad Paul no se lo digas es un mentiroso

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Deja que el chico hable Me repugnas

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cómo puede vivir con la conciencia tranquila

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Tranquilízate patán Sonríe

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Estás sentado en un trono de mentiras

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Escucha no bromeo Eres un impostor

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Yo soy un impostor Sí

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Te gustaría estar muerto

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Un impostor No Sólo está bromeando

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Apestas

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Vas a tener una Navidad estupenda de acuerdo

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Hueles a filete y queso no hueles a Santa

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De acuerdo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

8,368

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:44

Uploaded

Feb 28, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

New Line Cinema,Guy Walks into a Bar Productions

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Movie Summary

Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.

Actors

Buddy

Gimbel's Santa

Kid With Santa