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You're probably here about the storyElves love to tell stories I'll bet you didn't know that about elvesThere's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elvesAnother interesting elfismThere are
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Elf

But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession...

Elf 2003
Papa Elf:
Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the story.Papa Elf:Elves love to tell stories. I-I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves. Another, another interesting, uh, elfism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.Disgruntled Cobbler Elf:Lazy bum! Couldn't even make a clog!Papa Elf:You can bake cookies in a tree.Papa Elf:As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.Tree Elf:I want to make shoes!Papa Elf:But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every elf aspires to. And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop

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You're probably here about the story
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Elves love to tell stories I'll bet you didn't know that about elves
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There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves
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Another interesting elfism
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There are only three jobs available to an elf
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The first is making shoes at night
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while you know while the old cobbler sleeps
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Lazy bum Couldn't even make a clog
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You can bake cookies in a tree
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As you can imagine it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree
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During the dry season
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I wanna make shoes
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But the third job
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Some call it the show or the big dance
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It's the profession that every elf aspires to
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And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop
Available in 6 languages
Duration
56 seconds
Views
1,242
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:30
Uploaded
Feb 28, 2026
Production
New Line Cinema,Guy Walks into a Bar Productions

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Movie Summary

Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.

Actors

Bob Newhart
Papa Elf
Michael Roberds
Disgruntled Cobbler Elf