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Elf Me

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Trip, an unconventional elf who builds bizarre weapons rather than toys, crosses path with Elia, a shy kid from a village in the Italian mountains. Initially at odds, the two must team up to save Christmas from a ruthless business...
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Younuts
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2023
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adventure, comedy, family
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Federico Ielapi
Elia
Federico Ielapi
Anna Foglietta
Ivana
Anna Foglietta
North Pole speaker
Fabio Rovazzi
Elf that reads numbers
Claudio David
Trip
Pasquale Petrolo
Brina
Caterina Guzzanti
Fabio
Vincenzo Sebastiani
Marta
Giulietta Rebeggiani
Vittorio
Francesco Liso
Linda Zampaglione
Giada
Linda Zampaglione
Cesare
Orlando Mazza
Orazio
Cosimo Mazza
Claudio Santamaria
Ciocca
Claudio Santamaria
Bagpiper
Marc Iaconelli
Bagpiper
Massimo Antonelli
Customer
Mattia Iasevoli
Tiziano Ferracci
Customer
Tiziano Ferracci
Giorgio Pasotti
Papà Elia
Giorgio Pasotti
Wife of Elia's Father
Chiara Vallo
Buddy-Buddy's voices
Pietro Ubaldi
Dewey
Talon Proc Alford
Vittorio
Jake Getman
Elia
Bennett Miller
Attila
Natalie
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One day, you'll be a grown-up, too, - Elf Me 00:07
One day, you'll be a grown-up, too,
But remember... No matter how many times you fall, - Elf Me 00:09
But remember... No matter how many times you fall,
Hurry up with those crates! Speed it up with these Buddy Buddies! - Elf Me 00:06
Hurry up with those crates! Speed it up with these Buddy Bud...
THE ELVES' FACTORY - Elf Me 00:12
THE ELVES' FACTORY
Yes, we've got plenty, and we can customize them, too. - Elf Me 00:06
Yes, we've got plenty, and we can customize them, too.
All right, then. Let's get a candy-shooting ship to... - Elf Me 00:06
All right, then. Let's get a candy-shooting ship to...
So your wrestler teddy bear will be ready by tonight. Happy? - Elf Me 00:05
So your wrestler teddy bear will be ready by tonight. Happy?
What if I made you a crayon case - Elf Me 00:09
What if I made you a crayon case
After all, who doesn't like elves? - Elf Me 00:05
After all, who doesn't like elves?
We'll do the math now, Buddy Buddy, - Elf Me 00:06
We'll do the math now, Buddy Buddy,
Forty-five items for Mario's newsstand, that's 1,800 euros. - Elf Me 00:06
Forty-five items for Mario's newsstand, that's 1,8...
I couldn't stand Mario anyway. That little mutt. - Elf Me 00:06
I couldn't stand Mario anyway. That little mutt.
Santa brings presents to all good kids. - Elf Me 00:07
Santa brings presents to all good kids.
- Coal? - No, not coal. - Elf Me 00:06
- Coal? - No, not coal.
Everyone will pay for how they're treating you. - Elf Me 00:05
Everyone will pay for how they're treating you.
All you have to do is find out why Ivana's toys are so special. - Elf Me 00:07
All you have to do is find out why Ivana's toys are so ...
And then... this year you will be the Santa Claus of San Nicola al Monte. - Elf Me 00:07
And then... this year you will be the Santa Claus of San Nic...
This year I'll be Santa Claus. - Elf Me 00:06
This year I'll be Santa Claus.
What is wrong with you? You're so dumb. - Elf Me 00:05
What is wrong with you? You're so dumb.
She asked you out and you missed the chance! - Elf Me 00:05
She asked you out and you missed the chance!
These days I can't be distracted. I need to concentrate on the shop. - Elf Me 00:05
These days I can't be distracted. I need to concentrate...
You crapped your pants because you had to tell her you can't ride a bike. - Elf Me 00:05
You crapped your pants because you had to tell her you can&#...
You don't get it. My parents had a fight about the shop, - Elf Me 00:08
You don't get it. My parents had a fight about the shop...
But with the elf, I can make things better - Elf Me 00:07
But with the elf, I can make things better
But my dad always tells me - Elf Me 00:08
But my dad always tells me
- Shall we make the horse fly? - Why not? - Elf Me 00:05
- Shall we make the horse fly? - Why not?
Is it true that if the shop goes well, your husband will come back? - Elf Me 00:05
Is it true that if the shop goes well, your husband will com...
He's obsessed with running the shop, everything being perfect. - Elf Me 00:06
He's obsessed with running the shop, everything being p...
I'm doing my best to distract him to let him play, but... - Elf Me 00:06
I'm doing my best to distract him to let him play, but....
If I don't get back to the Pole, I'm dead! Gone! Pushing up daisies. All right? - Elf Me 00:07
If I don't get back to the Pole, I'm dead! Gone! P...
Let's say that surviving is my top priority at the moment. - Elf Me 00:05
Let's say that surviving is my top priority at the mome...
Don't worry, though, childhood is like riding a bike. - Elf Me 00:06
Don't worry, though, childhood is like riding a bike.
Did you see what I've done? These people can't even get to 100! - Elf Me 00:05
Did you see what I've done? These people can't eve...
It's me. I disguised myself so no one would notice me. - Elf Me 00:05
It's me. I disguised myself so no one would notice me.
Be quiet. Copy me. Come with me. Quick! Follow me! - Elf Me 00:07
Be quiet. Copy me. Come with me. Quick! Follow me!
Me? I scored 300, you guys only got 200. - Elf Me 00:05
Me? I scored 300, you guys only got 200.
Just go. I don't need you anyway, you hear me? - Elf Me 00:05
Just go. I don't need you anyway, you hear me?
We call it Güttandlar. - Elf Me 00:06
We call it Güttandlar.
I can't believe it, I'm flying! - Elf Me 00:06
I can't believe it, I'm flying!
I knew it. I'm gonna die! Help! - Elf Me 00:06
I knew it. I'm gonna die! Help!
Damn it! You're being unfair to the kid here! - Elf Me 00:06
Damn it! You're being unfair to the kid here!
After the mighty youngster Elia saw your dog spring out of the basket - Elf Me 00:14
After the mighty youngster Elia saw your dog spring out of t...
Giada. That's a watch for dyslexic people. - Elf Me 00:05
Giada. That's a watch for dyslexic people.
"Dear Santa Calus?" - Elf Me 00:06
"Dear Santa Calus?"
Unfortunately, I can't stay. But that's why - Elf Me 00:07
Unfortunately, I can't stay. But that's why
You can see anyone you love through them. Even if they're far away. - Elf Me 00:05
You can see anyone you love through them. Even if they'...
What nonsense! Binocul-hearts! I'm a magical elf, but this is too much... - Elf Me 00:07
What nonsense! Binocul-hearts! I'm a magical elf, but t...
You have your letter now, - Elf Me 00:07
You have your letter now,
"Buy Buddy Buddies, Ciocca! They're a great deal! - Elf Me 00:06
"Buy Buddy Buddies, Ciocca! They're a great deal!
Instead, now that nobody wants you anymore, - Elf Me 00:08
Instead, now that nobody wants you anymore,
Damn, stupid, useless stinky monsters! - Elf Me 00:06
Damn, stupid, useless stinky monsters!
You're so close, Ciocca, so close. - Elf Me 00:05
You're so close, Ciocca, so close.
You have to play with them to find out why Ivana's toys are so special. - Elf Me 00:07
You have to play with them to find out why Ivana's toys...
Right. Thanks, my Buddy Buddy friend. Thank you for the advice. - Elf Me 00:07
Right. Thanks, my Buddy Buddy friend. Thank you for the advi...
If on one hand that makes me a great crafter elf, on the other hand... - Elf Me 00:06
If on one hand that makes me a great crafter elf, on the oth...
Now, I can't really say we're friends, - Elf Me 00:08
Now, I can't really say we're friends,
{\an8}DECEMBER 24TH - Elf Me 00:06
{\an8}DECEMBER 24TH
Good morning, - Elf Me 00:06
Good morning,
Is it the ears? It's a genetic deformation I was born with. - Elf Me 00:06
Is it the ears? It's a genetic deformation I was born w...
If I dressed normally, everyone would say, "Look at those ears!" But... - Elf Me 00:06
If I dressed normally, everyone would say, "Look at tho...
If I'm not back at the Pole by Christmas, I'm doomed. My time is running out. - Elf Me 00:05
If I'm not back at the Pole by Christmas, I'm doom...
What are you talking about? What? - Elf Me 00:06
What are you talking about? What?
"Untie me." - Elf Me 00:08
"Untie me."
I can send you back there, but first you have to do something for me. - Elf Me 00:07
I can send you back there, but first you have to do somethin...
You have to give my toys that certain something - Elf Me 00:09
You have to give my toys that certain something
They have to say, "Hi, kid. How are you?" - Elf Me 00:14
They have to say, "Hi, kid. How are you?"
Otherwise, I'll send you home... but on the 26th! - Elf Me 00:05
Otherwise, I'll send you home... but on the 26th!
Nothing special, just a regular death, - Elf Me 00:06
Nothing special, just a regular death,
I thought he should tell you, but apparently, I was wrong. - Elf Me 00:06
I thought he should tell you, but apparently, I was wrong.
It says it does things no other toy can. - Elf Me 00:05
It says it does things no other toy can.
You don't get it. We do need weapons. They have an army of monsters. - Elf Me 00:06
You don't get it. We do need weapons. They have an army...
If we follow the flyers, - Elf Me 00:06
If we follow the flyers,
To you, who can draw anything you imagine, - Elf Me 00:08
To you, who can draw anything you imagine,
The hornet, with its wing structure and its weight, - Elf Me 00:07
The hornet, with its wing structure and its weight,
And to you, my dear Fabio, - Elf Me 00:08
And to you, my dear Fabio,
Giada, - Elf Me 00:09
Giada,
Thank you. I can throw punches without the gloves as well, you know? - Elf Me 00:05
Thank you. I can throw punches without the gloves as well, y...
And to you, my son, - Elf Me 00:07
And to you, my son,
But to free Trip, - Elf Me 00:05
But to free Trip,
Please be careful and quiet, okay? - Elf Me 00:06
Please be careful and quiet, okay?
I'll deliver presents to all the good kids in the country - Elf Me 00:07
I'll deliver presents to all the good kids in the count...
My loyal assistants, - Elf Me 00:07
My loyal assistants,
I'll be Santa Claus this year, even if I'm slimmer. - Elf Me 00:05
I'll be Santa Claus this year, even if I'm slimmer...
I made out! I made out! I made out! - Elf Me 00:05
I made out! I made out! I made out!
{\an8}"Don't... dear... theorwsei... I'llt teg semsy?" - Elf Me 00:10
{\an8}"Don't... dear... theorwsei... I'llt te...
{\an8}"Warning. Don't read, or it will get messy." - Elf Me 00:06
{\an8}"Warning. Don't read, or it will get messy.&...
Just don't feed it a dog, a cat or a kid, or it will... - Elf Me 00:07
Just don't feed it a dog, a cat or a kid, or it will...
I should have invented a nuclear syrup ship - Elf Me 00:08
I should have invented a nuclear syrup ship
I haven't seen this in centuries. - Elf Me 00:06
I haven't seen this in centuries.
Make all the magic disappear. We can't leave any trace. - Elf Me 00:06
Make all the magic disappear. We can't leave any trace.
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Trip, an unconventional elf who builds bizarre weapons rather than toys, crosses path with Elia, a shy kid from a village in the Italian mountains. Initially at odds, the two must team up to save Christmas from a ruthless business...

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Director: Younuts
Writer: Marcello Cavalli, Giovanni Gualdoni, Gabriele Mainetti
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Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2023
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Released: 24 Nov 2023
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