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Elf Me

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Trip, an unconventional elf who builds bizarre weapons rather than toys, crosses path with Elia, a shy kid from a village in the Italian mountains. Initially at odds, the two must team up to save Christmas from a ruthless business...
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Younuts
Year
2023
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adventure, comedy, family
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Federico Ielapi
Elia
Federico Ielapi
Anna Foglietta
Ivana
Anna Foglietta
North Pole speaker
Fabio Rovazzi
Elf that reads numbers
Claudio David
Trip
Pasquale Petrolo
Brina
Caterina Guzzanti
Fabio
Vincenzo Sebastiani
Marta
Giulietta Rebeggiani
Vittorio
Francesco Liso
Linda Zampaglione
Giada
Linda Zampaglione
Cesare
Orlando Mazza
Orazio
Cosimo Mazza
Claudio Santamaria
Ciocca
Claudio Santamaria
Bagpiper
Marc Iaconelli
Bagpiper
Massimo Antonelli
Customer
Mattia Iasevoli
Tiziano Ferracci
Customer
Tiziano Ferracci
Giorgio Pasotti
Papà Elia
Giorgio Pasotti
Wife of Elia's Father
Chiara Vallo
Buddy-Buddy's voices
Pietro Ubaldi
Dewey
Talon Proc Alford
Vittorio
Jake Getman
Elia
Bennett Miller
Attila
Natalie

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{\an8}SAN NICOLA AL MONTE, ITALY 1,486 METERS -2°C, - Elf Me 00:08
{\an8}SAN NICOLA AL MONTE, ITALY 1,486 METERS -2°C,
{\an8}DECEMBER 21ST - Elf Me 00:08
{\an8}DECEMBER 21ST
Mom, can't you wake me up by shouting, like all normal moms? - Elf Me 00:06
Mom, can't you wake me up by shouting, like all normal ...
I've killed all normal moms. - Elf Me 00:06
I've killed all normal moms.
You're lucky I'm late or I'd have tickled you to death. - Elf Me 00:07
You're lucky I'm late or I'd have tickled you...
Why? Have we finally had a customer? - Elf Me 00:05
Why? Have we finally had a customer?
It's not my fault if people don't play anymore - Elf Me 00:05
It's not my fault if people don't play anymore
Never stop dreaming, even when you're awake. - Elf Me 00:06
Never stop dreaming, even when you're awake.
Say, "Bye!" - Elf Me 00:06
Say, "Bye!"
{\an8}SANTA'S WORKSHOP, NORTH POLE 2,147 METERS -49°C - Elf Me 00:16
{\an8}SANTA'S WORKSHOP, NORTH POLE 2,147 METERS -49°C
{\an8}We remind you it's strictly forbidden to interact with children. - Elf Me 00:12
{\an8}We remind you it's strictly forbidden to interact...
{\an8}Public service announcement. - Elf Me 00:10
{\an8}Public service announcement.
{\an8}Talking about toys, today is the last day - Elf Me 00:07
{\an8}Talking about toys, today is the last day
{\an8}Will Trip be kicked out of the boss' office again this year? - Elf Me 00:05
{\an8}Will Trip be kicked out of the boss' office again...
{\an8}Whoever has had their prototype approved, - Elf Me 00:08
{\an8}Whoever has had their prototype approved,
Yes, I'm a bit nervous, though, nearly moved, - Elf Me 00:06
Yes, I'm a bit nervous, though, nearly moved,
I gave you ticket number 60, and they just called number nine. - Elf Me 00:05
I gave you ticket number 60, and they just called number nin...
Your Playfulness, his behavior is jeopardizing - Elf Me 00:08
Your Playfulness, his behavior is jeopardizing
Your Toyness, this whistle can emit - Elf Me 00:07
Your Toyness, this whistle can emit
Let me hear the sound of kittens, you know I like those. - Elf Me 00:05
Let me hear the sound of kittens, you know I like those.
Yes. This works the other way around. You have to suck in. - Elf Me 00:05
Yes. This works the other way around. You have to suck in.
Now I'd like the shoelace of a man's shoe from the '50s - Elf Me 00:08
Now I'd like the shoelace of a man's shoe from the...
Trip. I'll kill you! - Elf Me 00:06
Trip. I'll kill you!
Next up! - Elf Me 00:05
Next up!
But my toys give kids the thrill they seek. - Elf Me 00:05
But my toys give kids the thrill they seek.
What do you know about what kids seek? Have you ever seen one? - Elf Me 00:06
What do you know about what kids seek? Have you ever seen on...
Well, unlike you, though, - Elf Me 00:09
Well, unlike you, though,
Trip, I know they are looking for a new football stitcher. Sorry. - Elf Me 00:06
Trip, I know they are looking for a new football stitcher. S...
I bet even Elia is giving you a headache with Buddy Buddy. - Elf Me 00:06
I bet even Elia is giving you a headache with Buddy Buddy.
If I were given a penny every time someone asks me for one, - Elf Me 00:06
If I were given a penny every time someone asks me for one,
"Rich." - Elf Me 00:09
"Rich."
Even San Nicola al Monte will become the center of the world. - Elf Me 00:06
Even San Nicola al Monte will become the center of the world...
Everyone goes crazy for the toy of the moment - Elf Me 00:06
Everyone goes crazy for the toy of the moment
Ivana, - Elf Me 00:07
Ivana,
And now that your husband has gone, well... - Elf Me 00:06
And now that your husband has gone, well...
And it will be even harder - Elf Me 00:07
And it will be even harder
You don't give a damn about me, - Elf Me 00:07
You don't give a damn about me,
Last year you sold counterfeited washing machines - Elf Me 00:07
Last year you sold counterfeited washing machines
She went bankrupt when you started making that thing... - Elf Me 00:05
She went bankrupt when you started making that thing...
The lab-grown, gluten-free wheat. You're a shark. - Elf Me 00:05
The lab-grown, gluten-free wheat. You're a shark.
I'm just a down-to-earth businessman who knows how the world works. - Elf Me 00:06
I'm just a down-to-earth businessman who knows how the ...
Go away, you and all this junk! Come on! Out! - Elf Me 00:05
Go away, you and all this junk! Come on! Out!
REJECTED PROTOTYPES SECTOR B - Elf Me 00:08
REJECTED PROTOTYPES SECTOR B
Do you think it's right that something is only cool because everybody wants one? - Elf Me 00:06
Do you think it's right that something is only cool bec...
Remember, the short hand is hours - Elf Me 00:06
Remember, the short hand is hours
Go on, get under the sheets, - Elf Me 00:07
Go on, get under the sheets,
So, now close your eyes and dream big, - Elf Me 00:08
So, now close your eyes and dream big,
This Christmas will be different, though. Trip is taking care of it. - Elf Me 00:05
This Christmas will be different, though. Trip is taking car...
Ow! Ouch! It hurts! Don't hit me on the head! - Elf Me 00:05
Ow! Ouch! It hurts! Don't hit me on the head!
I'm from Santa's village and I'm a crafter elf. - Elf Me 00:06
I'm from Santa's village and I'm a crafter el...
Yes, we make this, too, in the North Pole. We use reindeer snot. - Elf Me 00:06
Yes, we make this, too, in the North Pole. We use reindeer s...
It wasn't received very well in the Pole. No, it wasn't. They're damn jealous. - Elf Me 00:06
It wasn't received very well in the Pole. No, it wasn&#...
Of course it is. Sure, just don't feed it a dog, - Elf Me 00:08
Of course it is. Sure, just don't feed it a dog,
So much for tidying them up! That thing is eating all my toys! - Elf Me 00:05
So much for tidying them up! That thing is eating all my toy...
It's a living thing, you know, so it's a bit complicated, - Elf Me 00:09
It's a living thing, you know, so it's a bit compl...
See? I've pretty much knocked it out. - Elf Me 00:06
See? I've pretty much knocked it out.
I came as a present - Elf Me 00:11
I came as a present
Listen to him, ground me. I'll die, croak, kick the bucket. - Elf Me 00:05
Listen to him, ground me. I'll die, croak, kick the buc...
Who said if you're not back in the North Pole by Christmas you'll croak? - Elf Me 00:05
Who said if you're not back in the North Pole by Christ...
- Like in A Christmas Carol? - No, - Elf Me 00:08
- Like in A Christmas Carol? - No,
But here on Earth it only appears at this time of the year, - Elf Me 00:19
But here on Earth it only appears at this time of the year,
Listen to the dumb elf. I must get back to the Pole, - Elf Me 00:08
Listen to the dumb elf. I must get back to the Pole,
I'm an elf and I don't have fingerprints, so I can't go to jail. - Elf Me 00:05
I'm an elf and I don't have fingerprints, so I can...
Tomorrow I'm racing Vittorio - Elf Me 00:06
Tomorrow I'm racing Vittorio
Okay, no problem. Just close the window, draw the curtains and then... - Elf Me 00:06
Okay, no problem. Just close the window, draw the curtains a...
{\an8}DECEMBER 22ND - Elf Me 00:07
{\an8}DECEMBER 22ND
Of course they're real. Elves, gnomes, fairies, - Elf Me 00:08
Of course they're real. Elves, gnomes, fairies,
I always tell you, "Never stop dreaming." - Elf Me 00:07
I always tell you, "Never stop dreaming."
{\an8}THE DEVIL'S LEAP 1,742 METERS -5°C - Elf Me 00:06
{\an8}THE DEVIL'S LEAP 1,742 METERS -5°C
I don't want you killing yourself on a sled for a FantasiCard. - Elf Me 00:05
I don't want you killing yourself on a sled for a Fanta...
You can't even ride a bike, what are your chances on a sled down Death Peak? - Elf Me 00:06
You can't even ride a bike, what are your chances on a ...
Me? You know I'm afraid of heights. I'd die on that thing. - Elf Me 00:06
Me? You know I'm afraid of heights. I'd die on tha...
No! Forget it, no way. - Elf Me 00:05
No! Forget it, no way.
Yesterday, when you told me about the race, I made some adjustments. - Elf Me 00:07
Yesterday, when you told me about the race, I made some adju...
If you'll excuse me, I'll take control of the situation before you break your neck. - Elf Me 00:06
If you'll excuse me, I'll take control of the situ...
Let's make a deal. I'll save your life and let you win, - Elf Me 00:08
Let's make a deal. I'll save your life and let you...
Okay, all right. Do whatever you want. I accept, I accept! - Elf Me 00:05
Okay, all right. Do whatever you want. I accept, I accept!
I love the smell of ski wax in the morning. - Elf Me 00:05
I love the smell of ski wax in the morning.
If the sled didn't have a kid on top, it would go much faster. - Elf Me 00:05
If the sled didn't have a kid on top, it would go much ...
Yahoo! I won a fine return-letter. - Elf Me 00:05
Yahoo! I won a fine return-letter.
You know what? You can keep your elf card! - Elf Me 00:05
You know what? You can keep your elf card!
You want your return-letter and I want to save my mom's shop. - Elf Me 00:06
You want your return-letter and I want to save my mom's...
I promise you that, by the end of it you'll get your letter by Christmas, okay? - Elf Me 00:06
I promise you that, by the end of it you'll get your le...
So, tooth fairies are real, too! - Elf Me 00:05
So, tooth fairies are real, too!
Listen, reindeer pie, - Elf Me 00:06
Listen, reindeer pie,
You know what I was telling you this morning about elves? - Elf Me 00:05
You know what I was telling you this morning about elves?
Well... So... I've got an elf. - Elf Me 00:05
Well... So... I've got an elf.
{\an8}CIOCCA'S SECRET WAREHOUSE - Elf Me 00:12
{\an8}CIOCCA'S SECRET WAREHOUSE
Listen to your father. Happens to me all the time, too. - Elf Me 00:05
Listen to your father. Happens to me all the time, too.
Look, your father loves you, - Elf Me 00:08
Look, your father loves you,
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Trip, an unconventional elf who builds bizarre weapons rather than toys, crosses path with Elia, a shy kid from a village in the Italian mountains. Initially at odds, the two must team up to save Christmas from a ruthless business...

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Director: Younuts
Writer: Marcello Cavalli, Giovanni Gualdoni, Gabriele Mainetti
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Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2023
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Released: 24 Nov 2023
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