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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror! It just...

Earl Hooter:

Sounds like your looking to get yourself fired, little lady. Elvira:
Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror! It just so happens, I have an act opening up in Las Vegas!

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Duration
43 seconds
Views
1,535
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2021
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
New World Pictures,NBC Productions

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Movie Summary

Upon arriving in a small town where she has inherited a rundown mansion, a famous horror hostess battles an evil uncle, and townspeople who want her burned at the stake.

Actors
Earl Hooter
Lee McLaughlin
Cassandra Peterson
Elvira
Cassandra Peterson
And you never will with those soup cans on your head - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:20
And you never will with those soup cans on your head
But if you hum a few bars - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:16
But if you hum a few bars
Is there a motel or something around here - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:30
Is there a motel or something around here
We do have a room - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:13
We do have a room
I hate to interrupt this little episode of The Walton's but could I get a room - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:18
I hate to interrupt this little episode of The Walton's...
What's there to do for fun around here - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:19
What's there to do for fun around here
They're gonna kill Spider Man with plutonium - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:07
They're gonna kill Spider Man with plutonium
Do you want a virgin - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:14
Do you want a virgin
My name's Elvira - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:07
My name's Elvira
What's that perfume you're wearing - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:25
What's that perfume you're wearing
Trash does not compete with class - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:12
Trash does not compete with class
I run the movie house and Oh really - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:30
I run the movie house and Oh really
Your sister was like a mother to me - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:20
Your sister was like a mother to me
Who shot the couch - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:14
Who shot the couch
I must apologize for my behavior in the office - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:11
I must apologize for my behavior in the office
Yes well as you may have surmised - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:32
Yes well as you may have surmised
I'd bend over backwards - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:06
I'd bend over backwards
Great just grab a tool and start banging - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:08
Great just grab a tool and start banging
I don't think we need to resort to name calling - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:33
I don't think we need to resort to name calling
If she's morally unfit - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 00:14
If she's morally unfit