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He'd probably scare off every woman within like a hundred-mile radius
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He'd probably scare off every womanwithin like a hundred-mile radius by offering 'em a...

He'd probably scare off every woman
within like a hundred-mile radius by offering 'em a fucking granola bar

Full Transcript

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He'd probably scare off every woman within like a hundred-mile radius
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by offering 'em a fucking granola bar.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
247
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:06
Uploaded
May 02, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, thriller
Production
Amazon Studios,Temple Hill Entertainment,Big Indie Pictures

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Movie Summary

Ready for a night of legendary partying, three college students must weigh the pros and cons of calling the police when faced with an unexpected situation.
Can't you just call one of our lab mates - Emergency 00:04
Can't you just call one of our lab mates
My cultures need to be at the right temperature and humidity, - Emergency 00:05
My cultures need to be at the right temperature and humidity...
No. You never skip the pregame, fool. - Emergency 00:04
No. You never skip the pregame, fool.
Okay, okay. Um, you just go without me, - Emergency 00:05
Okay, okay. Um, you just go without me,
But we only gonna have five minutes when we get back - Emergency 00:05
But we only gonna have five minutes when we get back
Like, we were in the house one night, and we were baked, - Emergency 00:07
Like, we were in the house one night, and we were baked,
- Mother... I know damn well he didn't leave - Emergency 00:05
- Mother... I know damn well he didn't leave
Hey! Motherfucker, my PS4 better still be here. - Emergency 00:05
Hey! Motherfucker, my PS4 better still be here.
Her-her pulse is fast, but her breathing is slow. - Emergency 00:05
Her-her pulse is fast, but her breathing is slow.
-He's not dead. He's not dead. -All right. Okay. - Emergency 00:04
-He's not dead. He's not dead. -All right. Okay.
I'm-I'm presently at war with the Russians - Emergency 00:05
I'm-I'm presently at war with the Russians
There is an unconscious white girl in our living room - Emergency 00:03
There is an unconscious white girl in our living room
Your fingerprints and DNA are all over her, Touchy Tim. - Emergency 00:04
Your fingerprints and DNA are all over her, Touchy Tim.
They're just gonna come in here and see three Brown guys - Emergency 00:05
They're just gonna come in here and see three Brown guy...
Perhaps we could persuade a friend - Emergency 00:05
Perhaps we could persuade a friend
Someone a-a little less, um... you know. - Emergency 00:06
Someone a-a little less, um... you know.
A female would be preferable. - Emergency 00:04
A female would be preferable.
I would rather not put my life in the hands of my ex. - Emergency 00:05
I would rather not put my life in the hands of my ex.
Oh, oh, we-we could call - Emergency 00:05
Oh, oh, we-we could call
-Where are you? -Uh, I'm actually on - Emergency 00:06
-Where are you? -Uh, I'm actually on