Every day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate,...
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David Walsh:
Every day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate, God's will. That particular John Doe spent his whole life eating his peas, studying his algebra, saving for his 401K, blah, blah, blah... All that to wind up a brown stain on a 10 ton city bus. To be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus. God kills true believers and kind souls everyday and gets a free pass from the entire world. All because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some divine plan. Well, fuck that. I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as God's. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people. But today everyone is gonna know why I did.
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David Every day some faceless knob
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walks out in front of a bus and buys it
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They call it fate God's will
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That particular John Doe spent his whole life
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eating his peas studying his algebra
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saving for his 401K blah blah blah
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man yelling
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All that to wind up a brown stain
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on the windshield of a 10 ton city bus
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to be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus
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God kills true believers and kind souls every day
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and gets a free pass from the entire world
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all because people think his murder and mayhem
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is part of some divine plan
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Well fuck that
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I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as God's
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Nobody has the first clue why God wastes people
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But today everyone's gonna know why I did
Clip duration: 60 seconds
Views: 103
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 49s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: It just isn't David's day. First he gets fired at the bank, then his fiancee breaks up and throws him out of the house. The bank gets robbed and he gets shot. Twists follow.
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00:47 Do you want a blow job or something
00:14 Go tell that fuckstick boss of yours
00:11 David If America is the great melting pot
00:15 I've never been one to judge a book by its cover
00:05 I love you you believe me
00:16 The the engagement party
00:09 Look there's a reason why I am
00:41 You know this review process that you have
00:14 She loves me
00:15 Tell me the world's a fair place
00:16 I just hope that my review shows
00:27 My grandfather built this bank on sweat and steel
00:28 What's the matter sunshine step in some shit
00:10 They don't deserve the steam off your piss
00:34 You've ever watch figure skating man
00:13 Bet money on terminal cases
00:39 Jack you know Eric's gay
00:07 Everything I am is an illusion
00:08 Ah tits on a taco
00:09 I'm thinking of a number between one and 10