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"Employee of the Month" quotes

Employee of the Month poster
A slacker competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee.

Director: Greg Coolidge
Writer: Don Calame, Chris Conroy, Greg Coolidge
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 36/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $28,444,855
Released: 06 Oct 2006
Awards: 2 nominations

26 video clips

VinceRussellZackLonSemiGrumpy LadyDirkIqbalJorgeGranny
And if you do that you win a free game - Employee of the Month 00:04 And if you do that you win a free game It's anal dumb ass - Employee of the Month 00:06 It's anal dumb ass This is an '81 Honda How dare you - Employee of the Month 00:06 This is an '81 Honda How dare you You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon - Employee of the Month 00:07 You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon Check it out guy He's the alpha male of the store - Employee of the Month 00:47 Check it out guy He's the alpha male of the store Are you staring at my breasts - Employee of the Month 00:08 Are you staring at my breasts Damn The thing's heavier than it looks - Employee of the Month 01:00 Damn The thing's heavier than it looks Watch the oats - Employee of the Month 00:04 Watch the oats I realize that you don't care about your job but I do - Employee of the Month 00:06 I realize that you don't care about your job but I do What are you doing There are no weapons in this mission - Employee of the Month 00:22 What are you doing There are no weapons in this mission Wow That's got to hurt - Employee of the Month 00:22 Wow That's got to hurt Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack truck - Employee of the Month 00:16 Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge... Yeah that picture goes up on the wall - Employee of the Month 00:11 Yeah that picture goes up on the wall Jesus Christ Where the hell are we Chuck E Cheese istan - Employee of the Month 00:08 Jesus Christ Where the hell are we Chuck E Cheese istan That's why they call you Semi - Employee of the Month 00:04 That's why they call you Semi For your pride and the rest will come including the girl - Employee of the Month 00:09 For your pride and the rest will come including the girl Think about it guys - Employee of the Month 00:40 Think about it guys No I'm serious I can't see who's calling me a loser - Employee of the Month 00:09 No I'm serious I can't see who's calling me a... Zacky what's my PIN number - Employee of the Month 00:09 Zacky what's my PIN number What the fuck - Employee of the Month 00:04 What the fuck Because we are all pink on the inside right - Employee of the Month 00:05 Because we are all pink on the inside right And don't forget Yes - Employee of the Month 00:07 And don't forget Yes Pretty - Employee of the Month 00:03 Pretty You've gotta be kidding me - Employee of the Month 00:05 You've gotta be kidding me I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a lot - Employee of the Month 00:07 I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a...

Cast

Zack - Dane Cook
Amy - Jessica Simpson
Vince - Dax Shepard
Lon - Andy Dick
Glen Gary - Tim Bagley
All Cast