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Matt Wilson:
[after Matt and his goons have Dave hanging from a bulletin board at school]
Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. Dave:
[helplessly]
Yes, she would. Matt Wilson:
[he and his goons laugh]
SHOOOOOOSH! Hush, please! Showing your ignorance again, Morgan! Some of us pump... [the goons fist bump each other] Matt Wilson:
and Some of us slump. You should try some pump, Morgan. It might clear up your acne. Dave:
[Matt begins to write on Dave's forehead with a magic marker]
N-no. Stop... stop it! Matt Wilson:
[Matt's goons laugh as he continues]
Why do you make me do this? Dave:
What're you writing? Hey! What did you write! Dave:
[Matt finishes writing "EAT ME" and taps Dave's forehead hard with the marker... he walks to the fire alarm and pulls it]
Matt... NOT THE FIRE ALARM! MATT! MATT!
[after Matt and his goons have Dave hanging from a bulletin board at school]
Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. Dave:
[helplessly]
Yes, she would. Matt Wilson:
[he and his goons laugh]
SHOOOOOOSH! Hush, please! Showing your ignorance again, Morgan! Some of us pump... [the goons fist bump each other] Matt Wilson:
and Some of us slump. You should try some pump, Morgan. It might clear up your acne. Dave:
[Matt begins to write on Dave's forehead with a magic marker]
N-no. Stop... stop it! Matt Wilson:
[Matt's goons laugh as he continues]
Why do you make me do this? Dave:
What're you writing? Hey! What did you write! Dave:
[Matt finishes writing "EAT ME" and taps Dave's forehead hard with the marker... he walks to the fire alarm and pulls it]
Matt... NOT THE FIRE ALARM! MATT! MATT!
Full Transcript
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ROBYN THAT IMPORT IS MINE
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THIS IS JUST IN TIME FOR PROM
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IS HE FINE OR WHAT
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Movie Summary
When they find a frozen caveman in their back yard, two high school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life.

