Dave!
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Matt Wilson:
[Matt bursts in at the prom just as Link is about to be crowned prom king]
WAIT! [shoves through the crowd towards the stage] Matt Wilson:
WAIT! [he shoves Link back] Student Announcing Prom King:
What're you trying to do, Matt? Come on, stop it! [Matt takes the crown from him and shoves him back as well] Matt Wilson:
[takes microphone]
This is our school, right? [students murmur in affirmation] Matt Wilson:
And we have a right to know if something is bogus that's going down in our school, right? [the murmurs continue, he points to Link] Matt Wilson:
And someone right here has taken you for a ride! [Link grabs Matt's finger, Matt yanks it away] Matt Wilson:
His name isn't Linkavitch Chumovsky and he's not from Estonia. Robyn Sweeney:
Matt, will you just stop this already! Matt Wilson:
[to Robyn]
SHOOOOOOOSH! Trust me. [back to the crowd] Matt Wilson:
They've all been lying to us! But I found out... I know the truth. Do you want to know the truth? [students shout affirmatively] Matt Wilson:
Do YOU want to know what he REALLY IS? [students shout affirmitavely again] Matt Wilson:
He's a caveman. [Link nods and walks forward, smiling... students cheer for him, Matt stares at the crowd in disbelief] Matt Wilson:
No... NO! Look... he's a freak! I got pictures! Dave:
[Dave and Stoney burst in and rush to the stage, Dave tries to take the pictures from Matt, the cheers continue]
NO! Matt Wilson:
[waving pictures]
SEE? Dave:
Let me see them! Give me those pictures! Matt give me those! Matt Wilson:
[punches Dave]
No! Robyn Sweeney:
Dave!
[Matt bursts in at the prom just as Link is about to be crowned prom king]
WAIT! [shoves through the crowd towards the stage] Matt Wilson:
WAIT! [he shoves Link back] Student Announcing Prom King:
What're you trying to do, Matt? Come on, stop it! [Matt takes the crown from him and shoves him back as well] Matt Wilson:
[takes microphone]
This is our school, right? [students murmur in affirmation] Matt Wilson:
And we have a right to know if something is bogus that's going down in our school, right? [the murmurs continue, he points to Link] Matt Wilson:
And someone right here has taken you for a ride! [Link grabs Matt's finger, Matt yanks it away] Matt Wilson:
His name isn't Linkavitch Chumovsky and he's not from Estonia. Robyn Sweeney:
Matt, will you just stop this already! Matt Wilson:
[to Robyn]
SHOOOOOOOSH! Trust me. [back to the crowd] Matt Wilson:
They've all been lying to us! But I found out... I know the truth. Do you want to know the truth? [students shout affirmatively] Matt Wilson:
Do YOU want to know what he REALLY IS? [students shout affirmitavely again] Matt Wilson:
He's a caveman. [Link nods and walks forward, smiling... students cheer for him, Matt stares at the crowd in disbelief] Matt Wilson:
No... NO! Look... he's a freak! I got pictures! Dave:
[Dave and Stoney burst in and rush to the stage, Dave tries to take the pictures from Matt, the cheers continue]
NO! Matt Wilson:
[waving pictures]
SEE? Dave:
Let me see them! Give me those pictures! Matt give me those! Matt Wilson:
[punches Dave]
No! Robyn Sweeney:
Dave!
Full Transcript
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WHAT WOULD HE BE FIGHTING FOR HUH
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FOR US TO BE COOL
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HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT COOL IS
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS HE KNOWS NOTHIN'
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HE'S GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF
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AGAINST WHAT AGAINST BUTT HOLES
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COME ON COME ON
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Movie Summary
When they find a frozen caveman in their back yard, two high school outcasts thaw him and introduce him to modern life while he in turn gets them to actually enjoy life.
