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It's so funny to textWho are you textingThat same bitchDude yeahShe's smartShe's like the first girl I can have a conversation withYou know she has a Master of Science in Fluid HydraulicsFluid

Really, dude? I'm sorry that the perfect girl wasn't dropped in front of me when I was...

End of Watch • 2012

Mike Zavala:
It's so funny to text. Who are you textting? That same bitch?Brian Taylor:Dude, yeah. She's smart, man. She's like the first girl I can actually have a conversation with. You know she has a Master of Sciences in Fluid Hydraulics.Mike Zavala:Fluid Hydraulics?Brian Taylor:Yes.Mike Zavala:I wouldn't brag about that, dude. That she has a Master's degree in Fluid Hydraulics.Brian Taylor:I date all these girls, man. They're smoking hot.Mike Zavala:Yeah, your little fucking badge bunnies.Brian Taylor:I get laid without a badge, thank you very much.Mike Zavala:Because you were in the Marines. Don't ask, don't tell.Brian Taylor:But there's a pattern. An MO here. First date is dinner and a respectful kiss. Second date is dinner and full carnal knowledge. And the third date is dinner and uncomfortable silences when I try and discuss anything of merit. Then it's two or three booty calls and it's on to the next.Mike Zavala:Okay, I went to prom and I got married a week later and I ain't tapped anybody but Old Faithful for, like, eight years. So I don't know what you're tripping about, dude.Brian Taylor:Okay. Wait, look at me real quick.Mike Zavala:Uh-huh.Brian Taylor:Okay, ready? I want somebody to talk to. Not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?Mike Zavala:Oh yeah. White people get hung up on this fucking soul mate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids. Some bitch that's down for you that won't fuck your friends and you're straight. Dude, you're the smartest motherfucker I know. You're not gonna find some chick that's as smart as you.Brian Taylor:Really, dude? I'm sorry that the perfect girl wasn't dropped in front of me when I was 18-years old

Full Transcript

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It's so funny to text

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Who are you texting

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That same bitch

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Dude yeah

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She's smart

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She's like the first girl I can have a conversation with

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You know she has a Master of Science in Fluid Hydraulics

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Fluid Hydraulics

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Yes

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I wouldn't brag about that

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That she has a master's degree in Fluid Hydraulics

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I date all these girls man

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They're smoking hot

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Your little fucking badge bunnies

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I get laid without a badge thank you very much

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Because you were in the Marines

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Don't ask don't tell

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There's a pattern

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An M O here

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First date is dinner and a respectful kiss

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Second date is dinner full carnal knowledge

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And then third date is dinner and uncomfortable silences when I try to discuss anything of merit

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Then it's two or three booty calls and it's on to the next

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Ok I went to prom and I got married a week later

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And I ain't tapped anybody but Old Faithful for like eight years

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So I don't know what you're tripping about

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Ok

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Wait look at me real quick

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aha

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Ok ready

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Yeah

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I want somebody to talk to

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Not just sleep with

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Do you fucking understand what I'm saying

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Oh

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Yeah

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Jesus dude

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White people get hung up on this fucking soul mate bullshit

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Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids

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Some bitch that's down for you that won't fuck your friends and you're straight

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You're the smartest motherfucker I know you're not going to find some chick that's as smart as you

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Really

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Yeah what

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Really

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I'm sorry the perfect girl wasn't dumped in front of me when I was eighteen years old

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من المضحك أن ترسل رساله

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إلى من ترسل إلى نفس العاهره

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نعم إنها ذكيه

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إنها أول فتاه يمكنني أن أتحدث معها

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تحمل دكتوراه في علم حركة السوائل

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علم حركة السوائل نعم

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لن أتفاخر بهذا

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ماذا في أن تحمل دكتوراه بعلم حركة السوائل

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أواعد كل هذه الفتيات و هن جميلات

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إنهن يعجبن بشارتك

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أمارس الجنس دون أن أستعين بشارتي

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لأنك في المارينز لا تسأل و لا تجب

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هناك إطار قاعده

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الموعد الأول للعشاء و قبله محترمه

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الموعد الثاني للعشاء و علاقه جنسيه كامله

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الموعد الثالث للعشاء و صمت غير مريح

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عندما أحاول الحديث بموضوع له قيمه

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ثم عدة لقاءات جنسيه و ننتقل لعلاقه أخرى

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ذهبنا لنشاهد فيلم بروم و تزوجنا بعد أسبوع

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و لم أمارس الجنس إلا مع زوجتي لثمان سنوات

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لذلك لا أفهم ما تتحدث عنه

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أتريد شرح تقليدي

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جاهز نعم

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أحتاج شخص أحدثه و لا أضاجعه فقط

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هل تفهم ما أقول

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نعم يا إلهي

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البيض يهتمون بالعاطفه

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إرتبط بفتاه يمكنها الطهي و تحب الإنجاب

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فتاه تخلص لك و لا تضاجع أصدقاءك

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إنك أذكى شخص عرفته لن تجد فتاه بمثل ذكاءك

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حقا نعم ماذا

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حقا

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يؤسفني أني لم أجد الفتاه المناسبه

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حين كنت بالثامنه عشر

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C'est si drôle les messages textes

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À qui tu écris La même fille

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Oui Elle est intelligente

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C'est la première fille avec qui je peux converser

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Elle a une maîtrise ès sciences en hydraulique

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En hydraulique Oui

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Je ne me vanterais pas de ça

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Elle a une maîtrise en hydraulique

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Je sors avec toutes ces filles vraiment sexy

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Oui parce qu'elles aiment ton insigne

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Pas besoin de mon insigne pour baiser

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Car tu étais dans la Marine

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Ne demande pas Ne dis pas

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J'ai une méthode

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Premier soir un souper et un baiser respectueux

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Deuxième soir un souper et du sexe

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Troisième soir un souper et des silences embarrassés

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quand j'essaie de discuter d'un sujet intéressant

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Puis on baise deux ou trois fois et on passe à la suivante

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Bon je suis allé à mon bal et je me suis marié une semaine plus tard

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Et je n'ai baisé personne d'autre que ma femme depuis huit ans

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Alors je ne sais pas de quoi tu te plains mon gars

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D'accord Regarde moi vite

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D'accord prêt D'accord

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Je veux quelqu'un avec qui parler pas juste coucher

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Tu comprends ce que je dis merde

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Oui Seigneur mon gars

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Les Blancs s'accrochent à l'idée ridicule d'une âme sœur

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Trouve toi une femme qui sait cuisiner et qui veut des enfants

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Une femme qui t'aime

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et qui ne baisera pas tes amis et ça ira

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Tu es le fils de pute le plus intelligent que je connais

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tu ne trouveras pas de fille aussi intelligente que toi

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Vraiment Oui quoi

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Vraiment Je n'ai pas eu la chance de trouver la fille parfaite

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à 18 ans

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Dia melihat ke arahku aku pergi

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Hey Hai

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Kukira kita akan makan siang di Bazar

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Aku kena Jet lag jadi kurasa aku akan berendam di kolam

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dan membiarkan kalian pergi bersama lalu bertemu lagi nanti

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Kau tidak keberatan Oke tidak apa

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Oke dah

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Hey Kim Yeah

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Buku yang kuceritakan padamu itu ada di lemariku

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Baiklah Jangan berkeliaran

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Aku akan menelepon mobil Selamat bersenang senang

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Hey Kim Aku tahu apa yang kau lakukan Apa

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Yeah

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Putrinya masih di sini jadi apa yang harus kami lakukan

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Aku menginginkan mereka bertiga

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Ya

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Dia kira kita mudah dikelabui

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Apa maksudmu Dia mau jadi mak comblang

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Oh aku mengerti

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Kau tahu Saat pertama kau kembali dan mengatakan

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ingin mengisi waktumu yang hilang bersama Kim

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Uh huh

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Luar biasa Pacarnya menghilang selama 3 minggu

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Itu waktu maksimalmu tidak pulang ke rumah

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Kira kira seminggu

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Jangan terlalu dekat

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Aku salah menilaimu kupikir kau tidak pernah berubah

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Es muy divertido para escribir

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A quién le escribes la misma niña

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Sí amigo ella es inteligente

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Ella es como la primera chica con quien puedo conversar

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Tu sabes ella tiene una Maestría de Ciencias en Hidráulica de Fluidos

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Hidráulica de fluidos Sí

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Yo no alardearía de ello

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Que tenga una maestría en Hidráulica de Fluidos

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Salgo con todas esas chicas hombre todas son muy calientes

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Por tus pequeñas insignias de mierda

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Yo me echo un polvo sin insignias así que muchas gracias

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Porque estuviste en la Infantería de Marina

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No preguntan no dicen

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Hay un patrón

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Un Modus Operandi aquí

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Primera cita la cena y un respetuoso beso

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Segunda cita la cena total conocimiento carnal

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Y la tercera cita

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la cena y los silencios incómodos cuando trato de discutir algo de mérito

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Entonces dos o tres llamadas calientes y pasas a la que sigue

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Ok me fui a un baile y me caso una semana después

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Y ninguno se toca nada solo masturbación durante unos ocho años

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Así que no sé con lo que estás tropezando

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Ok mírame

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Aha

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Ok listo

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Si

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Quiero alguien con quien hablar

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No sólo dormir

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Estás entendiendo la mierda que estoy diciendo

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Oh si

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Jesús amigo

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Los blancos se colgaron de esa maldita alma gemela de mierda

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Sólo conecta con una chica que sepa cocinar y quiere tener hijos

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Alguna perra que se muera por ti que no joda con tus amigos y ya está

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Tú eres el hijo de puta más inteligente que conozco

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no vas a encontrar una chica tan inteligente como tu

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En serio

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Sí qué

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En serio

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Lo siento la chica perfecta no quiso

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terminó delante de mí cuando tenía dieciocho años

Available in 5 languages

Duration

96 seconds

Views

751

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:31

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, crime

Production

5150 Action,EFO Films,Exclusive Media,Hedge Fund Film Partners,Crave Films,Knightsbridge Entertainment,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

Shot documentary-style, this film follows the daily grind of two young police officers in LA who are partners and friends and what happens when they meet criminal forces greater than themselves.

Actors

Mike Zavala

Brian Taylor

Jake Gyllenhaal