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"Dear, sir... "I am a pharmacist's
mate on the ship "where Mr. Roberts was killed. "He said, 'if anything
ever happens to me, "'send these medical
books to Ensign Pulver. He likes to look at
the dirty pictures.'" Doug Roberts quit medical school
to fight this stupid war. Now he's dead, but the
war is still alive. And so is the captain
mate on the ship "where Mr. Roberts was killed. "He said, 'if anything
ever happens to me, "'send these medical
books to Ensign Pulver. He likes to look at
the dirty pictures.'" Doug Roberts quit medical school
to fight this stupid war. Now he's dead, but the
war is still alive. And so is the captain
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"Dear, sir...
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"I am a pharmacist's
mate on the ship
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"where Mr. Roberts was killed.
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"He said, 'if anything
ever happens to me,
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"'send these medical
books to Ensign Pulver.
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He likes to look at
the dirty pictures.'"
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Doug Roberts quit medical school
to fight this stupid war.
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Now he's dead, but the
war is still alive.
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And so is the captain.
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Movie Summary
Life becomes so harried after Ensign Pulver's prank, he and the Captain are swept off deck during a storm, ending up on a tropical island, a group of ship wrecked nurses, dancing natives, and one very big case of appendicitis.