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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

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Ah!" Then he said for a millisecond,
my entire flaccid dick was just like

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Then he said for a millisecond, my entire flaccid dick was just like...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:44
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like,
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much as they do white kids. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much...
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit.
Salvia, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Salvia,
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show,
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia.
And it's just me and Ellen DeGeneres in the back, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And it's just me and Ellen DeGeneres in the back,
He's like, "Hey, are you the guy from 2 Broke Girls?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He's like, "Hey, are you the guy from 2 Broke Girl...
I think the best feeling in the world is when you get... pulled over by a cop, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I think the best feeling in the world is when you get... pul...
Your name's probably Dylan, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Your name's probably Dylan,
"Wait till 8chan hears about this show. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
"Wait till 8chan hears about this show.
I can make an AK-47 in five minutes on a 3-D printer. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I can make an AK-47 in five minutes on a 3-D printer.
Eric Andre speaks to the demons in my mind! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Eric Andre speaks to the demons in my mind!
Is it just me or is reggae the most inappropriate music - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Is it just me or is reggae the most inappropriate music
You can't slap reggae - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
You can't slap reggae
Boom!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:19
Boom!"
♪ Our national currency ♪ - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:13
♪ Our national currency ♪
And if you don't match that description, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And if you don't match that description,
For I am your judge, jury, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
For I am your judge, jury,