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Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby!
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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

Are you kidding me?It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby!

Are you kidding me?
It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby!

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Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:38
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Wet chicken contest!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Wet chicken contest!"
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is: - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is...
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six,
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in your real life? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in ...
Let me crash on the futon tonight, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
Let me crash on the futon tonight,
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge."
It tasted like, and looked like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It tasted like, and looked like,
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym.
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it's like a dirty crab knuckle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it...
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent,
You could try sticking it in that little pee-pee hole, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
You could try sticking it in that little pee-pee hole,
And I'm gonna be honest with you, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And I'm gonna be honest with you,
I actually quite enjoy-- It felt like somebody - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I actually quite enjoy-- It felt like somebody
Okay, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Okay,
And then she continued going down between my buttcheeks, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And then she continued going down between my buttcheeks,
And I was like, "Babe, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And I was like, "Babe,
And then she finally came up for a breath of air, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And then she finally came up for a breath of air,
My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe,
And that is why I look like Ernie from Sesame Street. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
And that is why I look like Ernie from Sesame Street.
My parents done fucked, bro. My parents done-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
My parents done fucked, bro. My parents done--