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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

By the way, Bill Cosbyis guest bartending tonight, if you guys want some really strong...

By the way, Bill Cosby
is guest bartending tonight, if you guys want some really strong drinks. Whoo!

Full Transcript

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By the way, Bill Cosby is guest bartending tonight,
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if you guys want
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some really strong drinks. Whoo!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:31
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
You guys wanna know what my original opener - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
You guys wanna know what my original opener
- Yeah! - I was actu-- I was gonna walk out, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
- Yeah! - I was actu-- I was gonna walk out,
I'm excited. I just got my medical crystal meth card. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I'm excited. I just got my medical crystal meth card.
The doctor was like, "You don't have enough scabs on your face - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
The doctor was like, "You don't have enough scabs ...
Let me write you a prescription." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Let me write you a prescription."
"What in the-- I say, what in the..." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"What in the-- I say, what in the..."
What's the most high - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
What's the most high
What's the most high you've ever been in public? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
What's the most high you've ever been in public?
Just talk to me, my man. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Just talk to me, my man.
Guy came out of nowhere. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Guy came out of nowhere.
I think the most high I've ever been in public, is a tie for first place. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I think the most high I've ever been in public, is a ti...
And, uh, the other time - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And, uh, the other time
I went to this comedy festival, and I bought a bunch - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I went to this comedy festival, and I bought a bunch
I gave him a pill. I took a pill, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I gave him a pill. I took a pill,
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain.
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go,
What a fucking mistake, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
What a fucking mistake,
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating my thoughts. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating ...
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can handle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can ha...
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds,