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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

Explode his Spider-Man DNA web into your long-suffering mom's vulva,who wasn't bothering...

explode his Spider-Man DNA web into your long-suffering mom's vulva,
who wasn't bothering anybody

Full Transcript

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explode his Spider-Man DNA web
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into your long-suffering mom's vulva, who wasn't bothering anybody.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:45
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in...
And then your dad put on - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And then your dad put on
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later...
Anybody walked in on their parents having-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Anybody walked in on their parents having--
I just stood there. I was like... Uh... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I just stood there. I was like... Uh...
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time...
Because your parents are actually here! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Because your parents are actually here!
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the Torah, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the T...
It gave Joshua a stomachache." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
It gave Joshua a stomachache."
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit.
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
He's like, "Do you want some water, or... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He's like, "Do you want some water, or...
Pinot Grigio?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Pinot Grigio?"
I kicked off this tour in Europe, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I kicked off this tour in Europe,
And I come back here, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And I come back here,
And the reason we got like this, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And the reason we got like this,
And the pilgrims were the worst, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And the pilgrims were the worst,
And they thought western Europe was Sodom and Gomorra, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And they thought western Europe was Sodom and Gomorra,
So, they all hopped on the Mayflower in 1620, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
So, they all hopped on the Mayflower in 1620,
And Calvin, John Calvin, their spiritual forefather, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:18
And Calvin, John Calvin, their spiritual forefather,