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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

First question is, what in the fuck is this thing?

First question is, what in the fuck is this thing?

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First question is,
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what in the fuck is this thing?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:47
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Second of all, I bought it because - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Second of all, I bought it because
"If you enter to our kitchen, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:22
"If you enter to our kitchen,
"Don't criticize as this." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"Don't criticize as this."
This was actually-- This was Sammy Sosa's acceptance speech - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
This was actually-- This was Sammy Sosa's acceptance sp...
I like to think that this is the first draft - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I like to think that this is the first draft
T-Boz wrote it while she had a migraine and she couldn't get the rhythm right. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
T-Boz wrote it while she had a migraine and she couldn'...
♪ I don't want no scrubs ♪ - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
♪ I don't want no scrubs ♪
Next time I have an audition for a television show or a movie, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:12
Next time I have an audition for a television show or a movi...
Or a monologue from your favorite film, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Or a monologue from your favorite film,
And then just deliver the dialogue off of this, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And then just deliver the dialogue off of this,
And she'll be like, "Great. You booked it. You're a dead body on Law & Order." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And she'll be like, "Great. You booked it. You...
Here. Thank you." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Here. Thank you."
Okay, so Papa fucking John's was dropping the N-bomb at work - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Okay, so Papa fucking John's was dropping the N-bomb at...
Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout.
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching and moaning - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching an...
And during racial sensitivity training, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And during racial sensitivity training,
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay...
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time.
Oh!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Oh!"
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken,