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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

He had his stepson and daughter-in-law killed for premarital sex

He had his stepson and daughter-in-law killed for premarital sex

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He had his stepson and daughter-in-law
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killed for premarital sex.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:56
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And he fucking-- He would drown single pregnant women alive - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And he fucking-- He would drown single pregnant women alive
This guy is the guy that continues - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
This guy is the guy that continues
So I beg of you, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
So I beg of you,
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried,
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie,
I texted her, "Come over." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
I texted her, "Come over."
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:23
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go,
Or so I thought, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Or so I thought,
So, this guy writes-- He goes, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:17
So, this guy writes-- He goes,
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfriend." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfri...
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend,
Keep it up, you'll find out." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Keep it up, you'll find out."
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he's a suss motherfucker. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he'...
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?"
"See you on the K12, Jarsh." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
"See you on the K12, Jarsh."
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the screen? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the s...
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spr...
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy."
We can go back and forth, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
We can go back and forth,
'Cause you're not her friend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
'Cause you're not her friend,