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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

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It is not the one that scrubs ♪ "Damn it! I don't got it yet!

Full Transcript

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♪ I don't want no scrubs ♪
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♪ It is because the one That not scrubs this ♪
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♪ And the one that this It is not the one that scrubs ♪
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"Damn it! I don't got it yet!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:58
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Next time I have an audition for a television show or a movie, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:12
Next time I have an audition for a television show or a movi...
Or a monologue from your favorite film, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Or a monologue from your favorite film,
And then just deliver the dialogue off of this, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And then just deliver the dialogue off of this,
And she'll be like, "Great. You booked it. You're a dead body on Law & Order." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And she'll be like, "Great. You booked it. You...
Here. Thank you." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Here. Thank you."
Okay, so Papa fucking John's was dropping the N-bomb at work - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Okay, so Papa fucking John's was dropping the N-bomb at...
Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout.
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching and moaning - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching an...
And during racial sensitivity training, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And during racial sensitivity training,
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay...
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time.
Oh!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Oh!"
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken,
And these chickens spend their entire life - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
And these chickens spend their entire life
We gotta go down to these factory farms, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
We gotta go down to these factory farms,
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude!
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, b...
Wet chicken contest!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Wet chicken contest!"
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is: - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is...
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six,