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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

I gave him a pill. I took a pill, and we felt like a million dollars, right?

I gave him a pill. I took a pill, and we felt like a million dollars, right?

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I gave him a pill. I took a pill,
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and we felt like a million dollars, right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:48
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain.
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go,
What a fucking mistake, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
What a fucking mistake,
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating my thoughts. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating ...
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can handle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can ha...
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds,
And I'm like, "I'm gonna have to go to the fucking hospital." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
And I'm like, "I'm gonna have to go to the fu...
And I go, "No. I got it. I'll make myself throw up." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And I go, "No. I got it. I'll make myself throw up...
The problem was, I had so much MDMA - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
The problem was, I had so much MDMA
It just felt like I was hitting a hidden G-spot... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
It just felt like I was hitting a hidden G-spot...
In the back of my throat, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
In the back of my throat,
So I was just like... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
So I was just like...
Oh, boink-boink! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Oh, boink-boink!
And I've never cummed harder - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And I've never cummed harder
First and only time - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
First and only time
And it's so whack, but I'm, like, caught up-- I'm, like, "Oh, yeah! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
And it's so whack, but I'm, like, caught up-- I�...
I can't wait to see this - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
I can't wait to see this
And my friend Brian - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And my friend Brian
Fucking, like, a George Clinton horse pill, right? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Fucking, like, a George Clinton horse pill, right?
But I wasn't thinking. So I wolf it down, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
But I wasn't thinking. So I wolf it down,