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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

I was like, "Hey, man. Where you textingme from, the Cobra Kai dojo?" Fucking-A, this guy

I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting
me from, the Cobra Kai dojo?" Fucking-A, this guy

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I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting me from, the Cobra Kai dojo?"
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Fucking-A, this guy.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:16
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
So, let me get-- "You're just a one hit wonder from her past." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
So, let me get-- "You're just a one hit wonder fro...
"I'm sick of my girlfriend - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"I'm sick of my girlfriend
So anyway, five minutes later, I texted the girl back, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
So anyway, five minutes later, I texted the girl back,
You know, like-- You know when you're sending a text - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
You know, like-- You know when you're sending a text
If you press those words willy-nilly, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
If you press those words willy-nilly,
And if you text that shit to your mom, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And if you text that shit to your mom,
We can get a few moms going - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
We can get a few moms going
Okay, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Okay,
I won't say anything - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I won't say anything
Do you - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Do you
"Zero - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:13
"Zero
"Probably my mom and... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
"Probably my mom and...
In the... shower." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
In the... shower."
You shouldn't write "bitch" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
You shouldn't write "bitch"
What do you think? You think your mom's like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
What do you think? You think your mom's like,
"Are you okay?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"Are you okay?"
I stole-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I stole--
Oh, that-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Oh, that--
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Good night, America!; - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Good night, America!;