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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

I sit down on the toilet when I pee to get in touch with my feminine side, and I take a...

I sit down on the toilet when I pee to get in touch with my feminine side, and I take a shit in the urinal to get in touch with my masculine side

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I sit down on the toilet when I pee
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to get in touch with my feminine side,
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and I take a shit in the urinal
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to get in touch with my masculine side.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
74
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:43
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
I think if you say something that can be misconstrued as gay, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
I think if you say something that can be misconstrued as gay...
One time, I was drunk at this concert, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:20
One time, I was drunk at this concert,
And then, I swear to God, as he was walking away, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And then, I swear to God, as he was walking away,
Key and Peele! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Key and Peele!
Just took a selfie with him, dog." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Just took a selfie with him, dog."
He thinks Key and Peele is one person. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He thinks Key and Peele is one person.
I went and saw your live show." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I went and saw your live show."
And then I'll just jump in the audience and spray ranch everywhere - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And then I'll just jump in the audience and spray ranch...
It's basically Gallagher meets GG Allin for 45 minutes. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
It's basically Gallagher meets GG Allin for 45 minutes.
Your penis has been in my mouth." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
Your penis has been in my mouth."
So Hannibal's on stage, and he goes, "Ladies and gentlemen, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So Hannibal's on stage, and he goes, "Ladies and g...
Like, "Yeah!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
Like, "Yeah!"
Ah!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Ah!"
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like,
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much as they do white kids. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much...
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit.
Salvia, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Salvia,
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show,
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia.