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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

Just took a selfie with him, dog." So not only did that guy think I was Key and Peele

Just took a selfie with him, dog." So not only did that guy think I was Key and Peele

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Just took a selfie with him, dog."
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So not only did that guy
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think I was Key and Peele...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:06
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
He thinks Key and Peele is one person. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He thinks Key and Peele is one person.
I went and saw your live show." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I went and saw your live show."
And then I'll just jump in the audience and spray ranch everywhere - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And then I'll just jump in the audience and spray ranch...
It's basically Gallagher meets GG Allin for 45 minutes. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
It's basically Gallagher meets GG Allin for 45 minutes.
Your penis has been in my mouth." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
Your penis has been in my mouth."
So Hannibal's on stage, and he goes, "Ladies and gentlemen, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So Hannibal's on stage, and he goes, "Ladies and g...
Like, "Yeah!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
Like, "Yeah!"
Ah!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Ah!"
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And I just turned and looked at him, I was like,
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much as they do white kids. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It just allows cops to lock up black kids five times as much...
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It's racist, Nixon-era bullshit.
Salvia, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Salvia,
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:14
And, at best, you feel like you're trapped
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
I want to-- You know how Jerry Seinfeld does that show,
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I wanna pitch to Netflix Comedians in Ubers Smoking Salvia.
And it's just me and Ellen DeGeneres in the back, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And it's just me and Ellen DeGeneres in the back,
He's like, "Hey, are you the guy from 2 Broke Girls?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He's like, "Hey, are you the guy from 2 Broke Girl...
I think the best feeling in the world is when you get... pulled over by a cop, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I think the best feeling in the world is when you get... pul...
Your name's probably Dylan, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Your name's probably Dylan,
"Wait till 8chan hears about this show. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
"Wait till 8chan hears about this show.