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Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout
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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout

Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout

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Like he's Ty Cobb in the dugout.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:00
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching and moaning - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching an...
And during racial sensitivity training, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And during racial sensitivity training,
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay...
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time.
Oh!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Oh!"
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken,
And these chickens spend their entire life - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
And these chickens spend their entire life
We gotta go down to these factory farms, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
We gotta go down to these factory farms,
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude!
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, b...
Wet chicken contest!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Wet chicken contest!"
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is: - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is...
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six,
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in your real life? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in ...
Let me crash on the futon tonight, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
Let me crash on the futon tonight,
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge."
It tasted like, and looked like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It tasted like, and looked like,
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym.
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it's like a dirty crab knuckle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it...
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent,