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My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe
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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe, and my mom looks like Howard Stern

My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe, and my mom looks like Howard Stern

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My... My dad looks like Arthur Ashe,
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and my mom looks like Howard Stern.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:31
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And that is why I look like Ernie from Sesame Street. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
And that is why I look like Ernie from Sesame Street.
My parents done fucked, bro. My parents done-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
My parents done fucked, bro. My parents done--
Can I tell you how fucking old school and fresh off the boat - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Can I tell you how fucking old school and fresh off the boat
You can type one word in Google, bloop-bloop, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
You can type one word in Google, bloop-bloop,
My parents fucked. Everyone in here, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
My parents fucked. Everyone in here,
Close your eyes and picture-- Imagine your parents, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Close your eyes and picture-- Imagine your parents,
But you wouldn't be here, you little shits, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
But you wouldn't be here, you little shits,
Explode his Spider-Man DNA web - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
Explode his Spider-Man DNA web
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in...
And then your dad put on - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And then your dad put on
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later...
Anybody walked in on their parents having-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Anybody walked in on their parents having--
I just stood there. I was like... Uh... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I just stood there. I was like... Uh...
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time...
Because your parents are actually here! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Because your parents are actually here!
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the Torah, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the T...
It gave Joshua a stomachache." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
It gave Joshua a stomachache."
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit.
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
He's like, "Do you want some water, or... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He's like, "Do you want some water, or...