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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

My parents fucked. Everyone in here, your parents fucked

My parents fucked. Everyone in here, your parents fucked

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My parents fucked. Everyone in here,
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your parents fucked.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:22
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Close your eyes and picture-- Imagine your parents, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Close your eyes and picture-- Imagine your parents,
But you wouldn't be here, you little shits, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
But you wouldn't be here, you little shits,
Explode his Spider-Man DNA web - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
Explode his Spider-Man DNA web
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in...
And then your dad put on - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And then your dad put on
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later...
Anybody walked in on their parents having-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Anybody walked in on their parents having--
I just stood there. I was like... Uh... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I just stood there. I was like... Uh...
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time-- - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
- Did you ever bring it up to them? - No. This is first time...
Because your parents are actually here! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Because your parents are actually here!
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the Torah, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
'Cause I don't know if you ever cracked open the T...
It gave Joshua a stomachache." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
It gave Joshua a stomachache."
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
So, he flipped houses and renovated bathrooms and shit.
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So this guy is like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
He's like, "Do you want some water, or... - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
He's like, "Do you want some water, or...
Pinot Grigio?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Pinot Grigio?"
I kicked off this tour in Europe, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I kicked off this tour in Europe,
And I come back here, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And I come back here,
And the reason we got like this, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And the reason we got like this,
And the pilgrims were the worst, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And the pilgrims were the worst,