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Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching and moaning
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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

Okay, so this is what happened.So he was, like, bitching and moaning about the NFL players...

Okay, so this is what happened.
So he was, like, bitching and moaning about the NFL players kneeling

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Okay, so this is what happened. So he was, like, bitching and moaning
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about the NFL players kneeling.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:05
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And during racial sensitivity training, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And during racial sensitivity training,
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
First of all, Colonel Sanders is practically fictional, okay...
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Ronald McDonald threw an egg at a synagogue one time.
Oh!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Oh!"
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
It's rumored that KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken,
And these chickens spend their entire life - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
And these chickens spend their entire life
We gotta go down to these factory farms, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
We gotta go down to these factory farms,
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
These chickens sound hot as fuck, dude!
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, baby! - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Are you kidding me? It's like spring break, Kentucky, b...
Wet chicken contest!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Wet chicken contest!"
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is: - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
You know what the third amendment is? The third amendment is...
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Because it was written in 17-dickety-six,
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in your real life? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
When are you ever gonna have to flex the third amendment in ...
Let me crash on the futon tonight, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
Let me crash on the futon tonight,
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Let me at least hold the string cheese out the fridge."
It tasted like, and looked like, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
It tasted like, and looked like,
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And I did-- I did it after she took a shit at the gym.
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it's like a dirty crab knuckle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I can't put my dick in that asshole, 'cause it...
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
You gotta force your dick into that fucking violent,
You could try sticking it in that little pee-pee hole, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
You could try sticking it in that little pee-pee hole,