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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

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�� Our national currency ♪ ♪ Is the delicious coconut! ♪ "This is a system
invented by rich, white, Christian, heterosexual businessmen

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♪ Our national currency ♪
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♪ Is the delicious coconut! ♪
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"This is a system invented by rich, white,
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Christian, heterosexual businessmen.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:34
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And if you don't match that description, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And if you don't match that description,
For I am your judge, jury, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
For I am your judge, jury,
♪ Under the sea Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪ - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
♪ Under the sea Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪
Seven-eleven was an inside job, bro. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Seven-eleven was an inside job, bro.
Tyler Perry directed the moon landing, man. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Tyler Perry directed the moon landing, man.
I indulged one time. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I indulged one time.
I went to Amsterdam with my friend, Michelle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I went to Amsterdam with my friend, Michelle,
She took me around the red-light district, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
She took me around the red-light district,
And the sex workers dance pretty much naked in the windows, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
And the sex workers dance pretty much naked in the windows,
And then my friend Michelle turned to me and she slapped 50 euros - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And then my friend Michelle turned to me and she slapped 50 ...
You gotta fuck one of these chicks tonight. Boom!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
You gotta fuck one of these chicks tonight. Boom!"
Gulp." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Gulp."
And she took me upstairs to her crust punk bed, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And she took me upstairs to her crust punk bed,
I'm talking penis-in-vagina-type shit, dude. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I'm talking penis-in-vagina-type shit, dude.
Straight missionary position, cuz. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Straight missionary position, cuz.
Regular-sized codom on, bro. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Regular-sized codom on, bro.
And then I went downstairs, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And then I went downstairs,
I was like, "Oh, for 50 more bucks, man, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I was like, "Oh, for 50 more bucks, man,
Get that ATM away from me, man!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Get that ATM away from me, man!"
And then, of course, lo and behold, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:12
And then, of course, lo and behold,