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She took me around the red-light district
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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

She took me around the red-light district, and it's totally legal, man

She took me around the red-light district, and it's totally legal, man

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She took me around the red-light district,
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and it's totally legal, man.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:15
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And the sex workers dance pretty much naked in the windows, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
And the sex workers dance pretty much naked in the windows,
And then my friend Michelle turned to me and she slapped 50 euros - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And then my friend Michelle turned to me and she slapped 50 ...
You gotta fuck one of these chicks tonight. Boom!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
You gotta fuck one of these chicks tonight. Boom!"
Gulp." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
Gulp."
And she took me upstairs to her crust punk bed, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And she took me upstairs to her crust punk bed,
I'm talking penis-in-vagina-type shit, dude. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I'm talking penis-in-vagina-type shit, dude.
Straight missionary position, cuz. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Straight missionary position, cuz.
Regular-sized codom on, bro. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Regular-sized codom on, bro.
And then I went downstairs, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
And then I went downstairs,
I was like, "Oh, for 50 more bucks, man, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I was like, "Oh, for 50 more bucks, man,
Get that ATM away from me, man!" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Get that ATM away from me, man!"
And then, of course, lo and behold, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:12
And then, of course, lo and behold,
So after I, uh... went to Amsterdam, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
So after I, uh... went to Amsterdam,
So I went to Cuba, and I, um, bought this souvenir in a gift shop. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
So I went to Cuba, and I, um, bought this souvenir in a gift...
And the only reason I bought this souvenir - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:12
And the only reason I bought this souvenir
First question is, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
First question is,
Second of all, I bought it because - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Second of all, I bought it because
"If you enter to our kitchen, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:22
"If you enter to our kitchen,
"Don't criticize as this." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"Don't criticize as this."
This was actually-- This was Sammy Sosa's acceptance speech - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
This was actually-- This was Sammy Sosa's acceptance sp...