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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

So, they all hopped on the Mayflowerin 1620, and they moved to Plymouth, Massachusetts to...

So, they all hopped on the Mayflower
in 1620, and they moved to Plymouth, Massachusetts to start a Calvinist theocracy

Full Transcript

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So, they all hopped on the Mayflower in 1620,
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and they moved to Plymouth, Massachusetts
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to start a Calvinist theocracy.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:28
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
And Calvin, John Calvin, their spiritual forefather, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:18
And Calvin, John Calvin, their spiritual forefather,
And he would have his fucking critics tortured and murdered. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And he would have his fucking critics tortured and murdered.
He had his stepson and daughter-in-law - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
He had his stepson and daughter-in-law
And he fucking-- He would drown single pregnant women alive - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
And he fucking-- He would drown single pregnant women alive
This guy is the guy that continues - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
This guy is the guy that continues
So I beg of you, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
So I beg of you,
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried,
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie,
I texted her, "Come over." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
I texted her, "Come over."
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:23
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go,
Or so I thought, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Or so I thought,
So, this guy writes-- He goes, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:17
So, this guy writes-- He goes,
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfriend." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfri...
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend,
Keep it up, you'll find out." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Keep it up, you'll find out."
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he's a suss motherfucker. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he'...
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?"
"See you on the K12, Jarsh." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
"See you on the K12, Jarsh."
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the screen? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the s...
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spr...