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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend, to the point where I get involved

This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend, to the point where I get involved

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This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend,
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to the point where I get involved.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:35
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
Keep it up, you'll find out." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Keep it up, you'll find out."
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he's a suss motherfucker. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he'...
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?"
"See you on the K12, Jarsh." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
"See you on the K12, Jarsh."
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the screen? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the s...
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spr...
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy."
We can go back and forth, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
We can go back and forth,
'Cause you're not her friend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
'Cause you're not her friend,
Let's end this, dot, dot, dot, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Let's end this, dot, dot, dot,
I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting me from, the Cobra Kai dojo?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting me from, the C...
So, let me get-- "You're just a one hit wonder from her past." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
So, let me get-- "You're just a one hit wonder fro...
"I'm sick of my girlfriend - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"I'm sick of my girlfriend
So anyway, five minutes later, I texted the girl back, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
So anyway, five minutes later, I texted the girl back,
You know, like-- You know when you're sending a text - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
You know, like-- You know when you're sending a text
If you press those words willy-nilly, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
If you press those words willy-nilly,
And if you text that shit to your mom, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
And if you text that shit to your mom,
We can get a few moms going - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
We can get a few moms going
Okay, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Okay,
I won't say anything - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
I won't say anything