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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

This guy is the guy that continues to shape all of our morals and all of our politics from...

This guy is the guy that continues to shape all of our morals and all of our politics from beyond the grave

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This guy is the guy that continues
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to shape all of our morals
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and all of our politics
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from beyond the grave.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:10
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
So I beg of you, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
So I beg of you,
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Go to Geneva, Switzerland where John Calvin's buried,
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And, uh... I text messaged this girl, Jessie,
I texted her, "Come over." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:15
I texted her, "Come over."
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:23
So, my follow-up text was 10,000 times worse. I go,
Or so I thought, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Or so I thought,
So, this guy writes-- He goes, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:17
So, this guy writes-- He goes,
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfriend." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
And then they go, "I'm Kevin, Jessie's boyfri...
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
This guy keeps bothering my girlfriend,
Keep it up, you'll find out." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
Keep it up, you'll find out."
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he's a suss motherfucker. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And the texts are coming through green, so you know he'...
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
A bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?"
"See you on the K12, Jarsh." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
"See you on the K12, Jarsh."
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the screen? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
All right, let's bring this out. Can we bring out the s...
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spring break movie?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
So I go, "What are you, a bad guy from an 80's spr...
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
"Eric, I'm normally a pretty civil guy."
We can go back and forth, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
We can go back and forth,
'Cause you're not her friend, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:11
'Cause you're not her friend,
Let's end this, dot, dot, dot, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:10
Let's end this, dot, dot, dot,
I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting me from, the Cobra Kai dojo?" - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:09
I was like, "Hey, man. Where you texting me from, the C...