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Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

You guys wanna knowwhat my original opener for my Netflix special was?

You guys wanna know
what my original opener for my Netflix special was?

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You guys wanna know what my original opener
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for my Netflix special was?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:43
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Eric Andre takes the stage in New Orleans and tackles flawed fast-food icons, the wonders of autofill and the bizarre choice for the "Cops" theme song.
- Yeah! - I was actu-- I was gonna walk out, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
- Yeah! - I was actu-- I was gonna walk out,
I'm excited. I just got my medical crystal meth card. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
I'm excited. I just got my medical crystal meth card.
The doctor was like, "You don't have enough scabs on your face - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
The doctor was like, "You don't have enough scabs ...
Let me write you a prescription." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
Let me write you a prescription."
"What in the-- I say, what in the..." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
"What in the-- I say, what in the..."
What's the most high - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
What's the most high
What's the most high you've ever been in public? - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
What's the most high you've ever been in public?
Just talk to me, my man. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Just talk to me, my man.
Guy came out of nowhere. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
Guy came out of nowhere.
I think the most high I've ever been in public, is a tie for first place. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I think the most high I've ever been in public, is a ti...
And, uh, the other time - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
And, uh, the other time
I went to this comedy festival, and I bought a bunch - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
I went to this comedy festival, and I bought a bunch
I gave him a pill. I took a pill, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:05
I gave him a pill. I took a pill,
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Serotonin machine gun going off in my brain.
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:16
And I felt so good, that I turned to my friend, and I go,
What a fucking mistake, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:08
What a fucking mistake,
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating my thoughts. - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
Like David Attenborough from Planet Earth started narrating ...
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can handle, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:07
Like, "This asshole has taken more drugs than he can ha...
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds, - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:06
My eyes were doing, like, Diplo air horn sounds,
And I'm like, "I'm gonna have to go to the fucking hospital." - Eric Andre: Legalize Everything 00:04
And I'm like, "I'm gonna have to go to the fu...