Oww! I'm not dreaming, this really hurts!
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Ernest P. Worrell:
Sheriff Binder open up! It was awful, the thunder and the lightning, and it had great big teeth and things on its ears like this! It was at least this big and at least this long! Cliff:
Whoa, whoa, Ernest, what's going on? Amanda:
Ernest do you know what time it is? Ernest P. Worrell:
Maybe Old Lady Hackmore was right, maybe it WAS a troll! Luckily I was there to beat it within an inch of its face. Cliff:
Old Lady Hackmore? Ernest P. Worrell:
Yeah the kids and I built a treehouse out there and she got REAL STEAMED. Amanda:
You took Kenny and the kids out there? Trespassing on an old lady's property? Cliff:
Yeah, but what happened? Ernest P. Worrell:
Sheriff, I saw a troll! I really saw a troll! Kenny:
Dad, something really weird WAS happening in those woods tonight! Ernest P. Worrell:
Yeah, you gotta do something, Sheriff. Cliff:
Now calm down, Ernest, you probably just had a bad dream. So pinch yourself. [Ernest pinches himself and screams] Cliff:
and go home. Ernest P. Worrell:
Oww! I'm not dreaming, this really hurts!
Sheriff Binder open up! It was awful, the thunder and the lightning, and it had great big teeth and things on its ears like this! It was at least this big and at least this long! Cliff:
Whoa, whoa, Ernest, what's going on? Amanda:
Ernest do you know what time it is? Ernest P. Worrell:
Maybe Old Lady Hackmore was right, maybe it WAS a troll! Luckily I was there to beat it within an inch of its face. Cliff:
Old Lady Hackmore? Ernest P. Worrell:
Yeah the kids and I built a treehouse out there and she got REAL STEAMED. Amanda:
You took Kenny and the kids out there? Trespassing on an old lady's property? Cliff:
Yeah, but what happened? Ernest P. Worrell:
Sheriff, I saw a troll! I really saw a troll! Kenny:
Dad, something really weird WAS happening in those woods tonight! Ernest P. Worrell:
Yeah, you gotta do something, Sheriff. Cliff:
Now calm down, Ernest, you probably just had a bad dream. So pinch yourself. [Ernest pinches himself and screams] Cliff:
and go home. Ernest P. Worrell:
Oww! I'm not dreaming, this really hurts!
Full Transcript
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Aah Sheriff Binder open up please
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Help
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It was a monster It was awful
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The tree and the lightning and
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and it had great big teeth and things on its ears like this
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and its head was at least this big and about this long
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Whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa Ernest slow down What happened
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Ernest do you know what time it is
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Maybe Old Lady Hackmore was right maybe it was a troll
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Luckily I was there to beat it within an inch of its face
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Hold it Old Lady Hackmore
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Yeah the kids and I built a treehouse out there and she got real steamed
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You took Kenny and the kids out there
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trespassing on that old lady's land
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Yeah but what happened
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Sheriff I saw a troll I really saw a troll
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Dad something really strange was happening in those woods tonight
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Yeah you got to believe me sheriff
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Yeah look Ernest whoa Listen you just had a nightmare okay
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So pinch yourself Ow
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and go on home
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No I'm not dreaming This isn't a nightmare That really hurt
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Movie Summary
Ernest accidentally unleashes an ugly troll that plots to transform children into wooden dolls in the town of Briarville, Missouri.
