So in other words, it might be better if I came back another day.
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[Ernest is about to leave Old Lady Hackmore's house when she shows up screaming at him] Old Lady Hackmore:
Get off of my property! What are you doing here? Ernest P. Worrell:
Ma'am, I'm just here to pick up all this garbage. Old Lady Hackmore:
Got no garbage here, only the expressions of the soul. Ernest P. Worrell:
Uh, ma'am, I'm an official representative of the Briarville city government, and, incidentally, a close personal friend of Mayor Murdock's. Old Lady Hackmore:
Aren't you that Worrell kid? Ernest P. Worrell:
Yes, ma'am. Old Lady Hackmore:
Oh... you will bring down the curse on us all! Woe to you, oh, ye seed of Worrell. Get out of here and don't come back! Ernest P. Worrell:
I wish you'd reconsider. Recycling is a... a very important part of good citizenship. Old Lady Hackmore:
Yeah. And you'll be a dead citizen. When the poisons of the evil courses through the portals and channels of your body, you will lie a quivering, toxic mass of screaming flesh! They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a meat wagon with a pitchfork! Ernest P. Worrell:
So in other words, it might be better if I came back another day. [Hackmore screams again and uses a flame thrower at Ernest]
Get off of my property! What are you doing here? Ernest P. Worrell:
Ma'am, I'm just here to pick up all this garbage. Old Lady Hackmore:
Got no garbage here, only the expressions of the soul. Ernest P. Worrell:
Uh, ma'am, I'm an official representative of the Briarville city government, and, incidentally, a close personal friend of Mayor Murdock's. Old Lady Hackmore:
Aren't you that Worrell kid? Ernest P. Worrell:
Yes, ma'am. Old Lady Hackmore:
Oh... you will bring down the curse on us all! Woe to you, oh, ye seed of Worrell. Get out of here and don't come back! Ernest P. Worrell:
I wish you'd reconsider. Recycling is a... a very important part of good citizenship. Old Lady Hackmore:
Yeah. And you'll be a dead citizen. When the poisons of the evil courses through the portals and channels of your body, you will lie a quivering, toxic mass of screaming flesh! They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a meat wagon with a pitchfork! Ernest P. Worrell:
So in other words, it might be better if I came back another day. [Hackmore screams again and uses a flame thrower at Ernest]
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Get off of my property
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What are you doing here
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Ma'am I'm just here to pick up all this garbage
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Got no garbage here
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only the expressions of the soul
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Uh ma'am I'm an official representative
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of the Briarville city government
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and incidentally a close personal friend of Mayor Murdock's
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Aren't you that Worrell kid
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Yes ma'am
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Oh you will bring down the curse on us all
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Woe to you oh ye seed of Worrell
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Get out of here and don't come back
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I wish you'd reconsider
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Recycling is a a very important part of good citizenship
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Yeah
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And you'll be a dead citizen
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When the poisons of the evil courses through
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the portals and channels of your body
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you will lie a quivering toxic mass of screaming flesh
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They will have to load you
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and the rest of this backward town
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on a meat wagon with a pitchfork
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So in other words
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it might be better if I came back another day
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Movie Summary
Ernest accidentally unleashes an ugly troll that plots to transform children into wooden dolls in the town of Briarville, Missouri.
Actors
Old Lady Hackmore
Ernest P. Worrell
