"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" quotes

00:11 Joel honey I have a surprise I just Oh um 01:00 Now the uh 00:06 I didn't crash the plane 00:09 Don't call me Antoine 00:05 Ohh Oh my ass 00:04 He's off the map 00:05 This is working like gangbusters 00:15 I don't see anything I don't like about you 00:15 My name is Clementine Kruczynski 00:09 You're stoned and you're driving 00:11 I'm fucking crawling out of my skin 00:06 She decided to erase you almost as a lark 00:10 That was beautiful to watch 00:18 Lets go out dancing 00:11 Give it a rest 00:05 My crotch is still here 00:10 What's wrong 00:08 The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother 00:08 We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here 00:11 Why would she do that to me 00:08 It's not about us 00:08 I'm so ashamed 00:08 That's okay 00:08 Of Clementine 00:05 What are you 00:06 Want some fries with that shake 00:06 What is it I don't know It's some place that does a thing 00:29 It's pathetic 00:06 Where I don't know where What do you mean I don't know where 00:18 Our files are confidential Mr 00:17 I think we should go 00:07 You're really nice 00:18 I wanted to understand as much as I could about the... 00:08 I'm gonna marry you 00:14 That sounds sooo good 00:17 Pages ripped out 00:09 Mary hates me 00:11 Jesus Christ 00:15 So I'm not gonna tip toe around your marriage or whatever it... 00:07 It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant 00:10 I've never seen you happier 00:05 There's people coming out of your butt 00:17 Don't be a monster 00:21 You married 00:52 Too many guys think I'm a concept 00:05 I'm a vindictive little bitch 00:05 Trying to be nice 00:05 It's goddamn freezing on this beach 00:13 Who was that 00:05 I'm really pissed that you said that to me 00:05 You'll be gone 00:04 I think your name is magical 00:19 I like that 00:06 You looked happy 00:46 The one with the potatoes 00:08 I really want her to pick me up 00:08 Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call 01:03 Let me show you something 00:09 Just wait Just wait What do you want Joel 00:06 In Montauk 00:07 I want to call it off 00:10 I don't need nice 00:05 Maybe you could find yourself an antique rocking chair to... 00:05 Hide me in your humiliation 00:10 You know me 00:08 Look at it out here 00:15 I DON'T KNOW 00:08 I really like your hair 00:15 Is there any risk of brain damage 00:15 Are we the dining dead 00:06 If only I could meet someone new 00:18 You try to figure out 00:17 Or anything 00:08 Please let me keep this memory 00:15 I can't see anything I don't like about you 00:19 I wish I'd stayed 00:18 What took you so long 00:09 I can't remember anything without you 00:11 You don't matter 00:22 I'm Clementine