"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" quotes

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind poster
When their relationship turns sour, a couple undergoes a medical procedure to have each other erased from their memories.

Director: Michel Gondry
Writer: Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Pierre Bismuth
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 89/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice: $34,400,301
Released: 19 Mar 2004
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 73 wins & 111 nominations total

192 Clips

Joel honey I have a surprise I just Oh um - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Joel honey I have a surprise I just Oh um
The first thing we need you to do Mr Barish - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:36
The first thing we need you to do Mr Barish
I didn't crash the plane The plane crashed I didn't crash the plane - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
I didn't crash the plane The plane crashed I didn't crash...
Don't call me Antoine - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
Don't call me Antoine
Ohh Oh my ass - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Ohh Oh my ass
He's off the map He's off the map - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:04
He's off the map He's off the map
Boy that's working like gangbusters - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Boy that's working like gangbusters
I'm not perfect I can't see anything that I don't like about you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
I'm not perfect I can't see anything that I don't like about...
My name is Clementine Kruczynski - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
My name is Clementine Kruczynski
You're stoned and you're driving - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
You're stoned and you're driving
I'm fucking crawling out of my skin - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
I'm fucking crawling out of my skin
She decided to erase you almost as a lark - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
She decided to erase you almost as a lark
Wow That was beautiful to watch Howard - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
Wow That was beautiful to watch Howard
Hey let's go out dancing Yeah You wanna go out to Montauk with me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
Hey let's go out dancing Yeah You wanna go out to Montauk...
Oww Fuck - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Oww Fuck
My crotch is still here just as you remembered it - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
My crotch is still here just as you remembered it
Patrick get the fuck away - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
Patrick get the fuck away
Jesus The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Jesus The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my...
Huckleberry Hound What are you nuts - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
Huckleberry Hound What are you nuts
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here
Why would she do that to me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Why would she do that to me
I agree It's not about us It's about Joel who's an adult Okay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I agree It's not about us It's about Joel who's an adult...
I'm so ashamed It's okay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I'm so ashamed It's okay
Look I'm sorry if I came off sorta nutso I'm not really - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
Look I'm sorry if I came off sorta nutso I'm not really
We want to empty your home - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
We want to empty your home
McRomance - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
McRomance
What is it I don't know It's some place that does a thing - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
What is it I don't know It's some place that does a thing
Where I don't know where What do you mean I don't know where - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
Where I don't know where What do you mean I don't know where
It's 3 00 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:29
It's 3 00
I apply my personality in a paste - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
I apply my personality in a paste
I think we should go Why - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
I think we should go Why
You're really nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
You're really nice
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the...
Can I help you What do you mean - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:21
Can I help you What do you mean
I'm gonna marry you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I'm gonna marry you
Well you have to do something He could wake up all half baked - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
Well you have to do something He could wake up all half...
Page is ripped out - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:12
Page is ripped out
Mary hates me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
Mary hates me
Look our files are confidential Mr Barish - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
Look our files are confidential Mr Barish
He's uh seducing my girlfriend with my words and my things - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
He's uh seducing my girlfriend with my words and my things
You married No - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:21
You married No
Look man I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Look man I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high...
Drink up young man - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
Drink up young man
I love being bathed in the sink - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
I love being bathed in the sink
Hey My God there's people coming out of your butt - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Hey My God there's people coming out of your butt
Don't be a monster Howard Tell the girl - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
Don't be a monster Howard Tell the girl
I would like you to call me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
I would like you to call me
Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:36
Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them
By morning you'll be gone - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
By morning you'll be gone
I'm a vindictive little bitch truth be told - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:04
I'm a vindictive little bitch truth be told
It's goddamn freezing on this beach - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
It's goddamn freezing on this beach
Sorry I was just I'm trying to be nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Sorry I was just I'm trying to be nice
My embarrassing admission is - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
My embarrassing admission is
I saw you talking to somebody pretty - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
I saw you talking to somebody pretty
I think your name is magical - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:04
I think your name is magical
You like - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
You like
You looked happy - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
You looked happy
Joel I want her to pick me up - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Joel I want her to pick me up
What are you doing Whoa - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:35
What are you doing Whoa
Remember that girl we did last week - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:36
Remember that girl we did last week
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call
Just wait Just wait What do you want Joel - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
Just wait Just wait What do you want Joel
I don't need nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I don't need nice
Meet me in Montauk - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
Meet me in Montauk
Where Hide me in your humiliation - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Where Hide me in your humiliation
Can you hear me I don't want this anymore - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
Can you hear me I don't want this anymore
I apply my personality in a paste - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:23
I apply my personality in a paste
Maybe you could find yourself an antique rocking chair to die in All the pain confusion - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:05
Maybe you could find yourself an antique rocking chair to...
Look at it out here It's all falling apart - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Look at it out here It's all falling apart
You know me I'm impulsive - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
You know me I'm impulsive
Baby what's going on I don't know I don't know - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Baby what's going on I don't know I don't know
I mean the whole thing with the hair it's all bullshit - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I mean the whole thing with the hair it's all bullshit
If only I could meet someone new - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
If only I could meet someone new
Is there any risk of brain damage - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Is there any risk of brain damage
Mierzwiak please let me keep this memory - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Mierzwiak please let me keep this memory
You're not a stalker or anything right I'm not a stalker - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
You're not a stalker or anything right I'm not a stalker
And in your little wormy brain - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
And in your little wormy brain
I wish you'd stayed - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
I wish you'd stayed
What took you so long - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
What took you so long
Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is...
Are we like those poor couples - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Are we like those poor couples
I'm Clementine - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:22
I'm Clementine
Oh man I can't remember anything without you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
Oh man I can't remember anything without you
People have to share things Joel - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:24
People have to share things Joel
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:23
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of...
I had you pegged didn't I You had the whole human race pegged - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:34
I had you pegged didn't I You had the whole human race...
You don't tell me things Joel - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
You don't tell me things Joel
I I had a really nice time last night - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
I I had a really nice time last night
What a loss to spend that much time with someone - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
What a loss to spend that much time with someone
Sand is overrated - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:07
Sand is overrated
Random thoughts for Valentine's Day 2004 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Random thoughts for Valentine's Day 2004
And adults are like this mess of sadness - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
And adults are like this mess of sadness
I could die right now Clem - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
I could die right now Clem
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating
I'm here to erase Joel Barish - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:35
I'm here to erase Joel Barish
Joely Yeah Tangerine - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:33
Joely Yeah Tangerine
This is it Joel - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
This is it Joel
The quote goes How happy is the blameless vestal's lot - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
The quote goes How happy is the blameless vestal's lot
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see
What are you doing here - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:34
What are you doing here
What do you mean - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:32
What do you mean
Would you do that - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
Would you do that
I thought I was - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:21
I thought I was
It's pathetic - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:17
It's pathetic
It's not about us - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:22
It's not about us
It's goddamn freezing on this beach - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
It's goddamn freezing on this beach
It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant
Is there any risk of brain damage - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:38
Is there any risk of brain damage
In Montauk - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
In Montauk
I'm gonna marry you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
I'm gonna marry you
I'm fucking crawling out of my skin - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:22
I'm fucking crawling out of my skin
I'm Clementine - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:37
I'm Clementine
I'm so ashamed - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
I'm so ashamed
I'm a vindictive little bitch - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
I'm a vindictive little bitch
If only I could meet someone new - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:41
If only I could meet someone new
I'd like to - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 02:50
I'd like to
I'd like it - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
I'd like it
I wish I'd stayed - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:31
I wish I'd stayed
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:00
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the...
I want to call it off - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:20
I want to call it off
I think we should go - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:36
I think we should go
I think your name is magical - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
I think your name is magical
I really want her to pick me up - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:21
I really want her to pick me up
I really like your hair - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:23
I really like your hair
I like that - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:29
I like that
I DON'T KNOW - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:41
I DON'T KNOW
I have to go - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 02:32
I have to go
I don't see anything I don't like about you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:37
I don't see anything I don't like about you
I don't need nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:25
I don't need nice
I don't do that - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:45
I don't do that
I didn't crash the plane - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
I didn't crash the plane
You're stoned and you're driving - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:30
You're stoned and you're driving
You're really nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
You're really nice
You'll be gone - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:12
You'll be gone
You try to figure out - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:39
You try to figure out
You married - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:35
You married
You looked happy - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
You looked happy
You know me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
You know me
I could die right now - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:24
I could die right now
I can't see anything that I don't like about you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:43
I can't see anything that I don't like about you
I can't see anything I don't like about you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:40
I can't see anything I don't like about you
I can't remember anything without you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
I can't remember anything without you
I apply my personality into paste - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:17
I apply my personality into paste
I apply my personality in a paste - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
I apply my personality in a paste
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:40
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot
Hide me in your humiliation - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
Hide me in your humiliation
He's off the map - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
He's off the map
Give it a rest - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Give it a rest
Don't be a monster - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
Don't be a monster
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating
Blessed are the forgetful - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:31
Blessed are the forgetful
Are we the dining dead - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:38
Are we the dining dead
Adults are - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
Adults are
You don't tell me things - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:26
You don't tell me things
You don't matter - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:24
You don't matter
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call
Why would she do that to me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
Why would she do that to me
Who was that - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:19
Who was that
When I was a kid - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:35
When I was a kid
What's wrong - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:27
What's wrong
What took you so long - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:33
What took you so long
What do we do - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
What do we do
What are you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
What are you
What a loss to spend that much time with someone - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:25
What a loss to spend that much time with someone
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:33
We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here
Want some fries with that shake - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
Want some fries with that shake
Trying to be nice - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Trying to be nice
Too many guys think I'm a concept - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:32
Too many guys think I'm a concept
This is working like gangbusters - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
This is working like gangbusters
There's people coming out of your butt - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
There's people coming out of your butt
The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:22
The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother
The one with the potatoes - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:16
The one with the potatoes
That's okay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:26
That's okay
That sounds sooo good - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:24
That sounds sooo good
That was beautiful to watch - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:20
That was beautiful to watch
Thaaaat's better - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:31
Thaaaat's better
So I'm not gonna tip toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:43
So I'm not gonna tip toe around your marriage or whatever it...
She decided to erase you almost as a lark - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
She decided to erase you almost as a lark
Sand is overrated - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
Sand is overrated
Random thoughts for Valentine's day - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:31
Random thoughts for Valentine's day
Please let me keep this memory - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:16
Please let me keep this memory
Pages ripped out - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:25
Pages ripped out
Our files are confidential Mr - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:41
Our files are confidential Mr
Or anything - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:42
Or anything
Of Clementine - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:21
Of Clementine
My crotch is still here - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
My crotch is still here
Mary hates me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:27
Mary hates me
Look at it out here - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:22
Look at it out here
Lets go out dancing - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:37
Lets go out dancing
Let me show you something - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:06
Let me show you something
Jesus Christ - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:30
Jesus Christ
I've never seen you happier - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:25
I've never seen you happier

Cast

Joel Barish - Jim Carrey
Clementine Kruczynski - Kate Winslet
Train Conductor - Gerry Robert Byrne
Patrick - Elijah Wood
Carrie - Jane Adams
Dr. Mierzwiak - Tom Wilkinson
Young Joel - Ryan Whitney
Joel's Mother - Debbon Ayer
Young Bully - Amir Ali Said
Young Bully - Brian Price
Young Bully (as Paul Litowski) - Paulie Litt
Young Bully - Josh Flitter
Young Clementine - Lola Daehler
Rollerblader - Lauren Adler