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Guess you weren't expecting it? What the hell is going on? Where's Joan? Ladies and...

Eternity • 2025

Guess you weren't expecting it? What the hell is going on? Where's Joan? Ladies and gentlemen,we have now reached the junction. Please alight the train where your eternity lies ahead. I don't remember buying a train ticket. Well, I guessthe surgery didn't go so well

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Guess you weren't expecting it

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What the hell is going on Where's Joan

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Ladies and gentlemen we have now reached the junction

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Please alight the train

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where your eternity lies ahead

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I don't remember buying a train ticket

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Well I guess the surgery didn't go so well

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أظن أنك لم تتوقع حدوث ذلك

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ماذا يجري أين جون

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سيداتي وسادتي وصلنا إلى التقاطع

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ي رجى مغادرة القطار

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والتوجه إلى حيث تنتظركم الأبدية

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لا أتذكر أنني اشتريت تذكرة قطار

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حسنا يبدو أن الجراحة لم تسر على نحو جيد

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Явно не си го очаквал

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Какво става Къде е Джоун

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Уважаеми пътници пристигнахме

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Слезте от влака и се отправете към вечността си

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Не съм си купувала билет

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Явно операцията е била неуспешна

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你應該沒料到吧

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到底發生甚麼事祖恩在哪裏

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各位我們已抵達會合點

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請落車

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你的永生就在前方

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我不記得買過車票

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手術應該失敗了

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Hádám že jste to nečekal

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Co se to ksakru děje Kde je Joan

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Dámy a pánové dojeli jsme na rozcestí

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Prosíme vystupte Věčnost už čeká

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Já si lístek nekupovala

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Zřejmě ta operace nedopadla

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Var det helt uventet

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Hvad sker der Hvor er Joan

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Vi nærmer os endepunktet

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Alle bedes stige ud for her venter evigheden

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Købte jeg billet

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Operationen gik vist skævt

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Je zag het niet aankomen

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Wat is er aan de hand Waar is Joan

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Dames en heren hier is het overstappunt

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Stapt u uit op de plek waar uw eeuwigheid ligt

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Ik had geen kaartje gekocht

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De operatie ging dus niet goed

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Sa ei osanud seda vist oodata

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Pagan mis siin toimub Kus Joan on

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Daamid ja härrad jõudsime sõlmjaama

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Palun väljuge rongist

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eespool ootab teie igavene elu

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Ma ei mäleta pileti ostmist

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Näib et operatsioon ei õnnestunud

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Et tainnut odottaa sitä

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Mitä helvettiä tapahtuu Missä Joan on

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Hyvät naiset ja herrat saavuimme risteykseen

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Asettukaa junaan

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joka vie ikuisuuteenne

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En muista ostaneeni lippua

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Leikkaus ei tainnut mennä hyvin

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C'était soudain

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Qu'est ce qui se passe Où est Joan

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Mesdames et messieurs nous sommes arrivés à la jonction

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Veuillez descendre du train l'éternité vous attend

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Je me rappelle pas avoir acheté un billet de train

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L'opération n'a pas dû bien se passer

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Das kam unerwartet hm

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Was zum Teufel ist hier los Wo ist Joan

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Meine Damen und Herren das ist die Endstation

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Bitte steigen Sie aus Ihre Ewigkeit liegt vor Ihnen

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Ich habe gar keine Zugfahrkarte gekauft

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Die OP ist wohl nicht so gut verlaufen

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Μάλλον δεν το περίμενες

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Τι διάολο γίνεται Πού είναι η Τζόαν

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Κυρίες και κύριοι φτάσαμε στον σταθμό ανταπόκρισης

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Παρακαλούμε αποβιβαστείτε εκεί όπου σας περιμένει η αιωνιότητα

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Δεν αγόρασα εισιτήριο

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Μάλλον δεν πήγε καλά η εγχείρηση

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לא ציפית לזה הא

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מה לעזאזל קורה פה איפה ג ואן

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גבירותיי ורבותיי הגענו לתחנה

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נא לרדת מהרכבת

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שם מחכה לכם הנצח

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אני לא זוכר שקניתי כרטיס לרכבת

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כנראה הניתוח לא הלך טוב

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लगत ह त मन इसक आश नह क थ

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यह ह क य रह ह ज न कह ह

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द व य और सज जन अब हम ज क शन पर पह च गए ह

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क पय ट र न स उतर

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जह आग आपक आपक अन त क ल म ल ग

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म झ ट र न क ट कट ख र दन य द नह आत

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लगत ह ऑपर शन ठ क नह ह आ

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Gondolom nem számítottál rá

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Mi a fene történik Hol van Joan

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Hölgyeim és uraim elértünk a csomóponthoz

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Kérjük hagyják el a vonatot

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és induljanak az örökkévalójuk felé

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Nem emlékszem hogy jegyet vettem volna

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Ezek szerint nem sikerült a műtét

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Kurasa kau tak mengiranya

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Apa yang terjadi Di mana Joan

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Hadirin kini kita mencapai persimpangan

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Silakan turun dari kereta

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tempat adanya keabadian

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Aku tak ingat membeli tiket kereta

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Kurasa operasinya tak berjalan lancar

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Non te l'aspettavi eh

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Che diavolo sta succedendo

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Dov'è Joan

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Signore e signori eccoci alla stazione di scambio

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Siete pregati di scendere dal treno la vostra eternità vi attende

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Non ricordo di aver comprato un biglietto

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Immagino che l'intervento non sia andato bene

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想定外だった

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どういうことだジョーンは

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皆様終点に到着しました

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こちらの分岐地からへお進みを

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手術に失敗したらしい

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예상 못 했나 봐요

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무슨 상황이야 조앤은 어디 있지

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여러분 환승역에 도착했습니다

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여러분의 영원이 시작되는 역에

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하차해 주세요

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기차표를 산 기억이 없는데

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수술이 잘 안됐나 보군

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Tu laikam to negaidīji

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Pie velna kas notiek Kur ir Džouna

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Dāmas un kungi esam dzelzceļa mezglā

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Lūdzu izkāpiet no vilciena tur gaida jūsu mūžība

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Neatceros ka pirku biļeti

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Nu laikam operācija neizdevās

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Spėju nesitikėjai

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Kas čia vyksta po galais Kur Džoan

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Ponios ir ponai atvykome į geležinkelio mazgą

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Prašome išlipti iš traukinio

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ir pasiruošti amžinybei

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Nepirkau traukinio bilieto

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Spėju operacija nepavyko

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Awak tak sangka jadi begini

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Apa yang berlaku Mana Joan

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Kita sudah sampai ke simpang

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Sila turun dari kereta api

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Kehidupan abadi anda sedang menunggu

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Saya tak ingat ada beli tiket kereta api

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Jadi pembedahan itu tak berjaya

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Du forventet det visst ikke

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Hva i helvete foregår Hvor er Joan

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Mine damer og herrer vi har nå nådd knutepunktet

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Vennligst gå av toget der evigheten din venter

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Husker ikke å ha kjøpt billett

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Operasjonen gikk visst ikke så bra

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Tego się nie spodziewałeś

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Co się dzieje Gdzie jest Joan

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Panie i panowie dotarliśmy do stacji

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Proszę opuścić pociąg

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i udać się w stronę wieczności

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Nie kupowałam biletu

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Operacja się nie udała

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Não esperava por essa né

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O que está acontecendo Cadê a Joan

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Senhoras e senhores chegamos à encruzilhada

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Por favor desembarquem

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onde sua eternidade os espera

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Não me lembro de ter comprado passagem Acho que a cirurgia não correu bem

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Неожиданно да

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Что тут происходит Где Джоан

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Дамы и господа мы прибыли на распутье

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Покиньте поезд впереди вас ждет ваша вечность

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Я не покупала билет

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Видно операция прошла неудачно

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Asi si to nečakal čo

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Čo sa to deje Kde je Joan

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Dámy a páni prišli sme do terminálu

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Vystúpte z vlaku

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kde vás čaká vaša večnosť

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Kupovala som si lístok

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Operácia asi nedopadla dobre

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Tega nisi pričakoval

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Kaj se dogaja Kje je Joan

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Dame in gospodje prišli smo do vozlišča

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Izstopite tam kamor vodi vaša večnost

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Kdaj sem kupila vozovnico

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Očitno operacija ni uspela

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Supongo que no te lo esperabas

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Qué está pasando Y Joan

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Damas y caballeros hemos llegado al cruce

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Por favor desciendan del tren en el que encontrarán su eternidad

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No recuerdo comprar un boleto de tren

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Supongo que no salió bien la cirugía

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Jag antar att det var oväntat

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Vad fan är det som händer Var är Joan

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Mitt herrskap vi har nu nått knutpunkten

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Vänligen kliv av tåget

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där er evighet väntar er

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Jag minns inte att jag köpt tågbiljett

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Operationen gick visst inte så bra

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ந ங க இத எத ர ப ர க கல ன ன ந ன க க ற ன

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இங க என னத ன நடக க த ஜ ன எங க

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மக கள ந ம இப ப த சந த ப ப அட ந த வ ட ட ம

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உங களத ந த த யம க த த ர க க ம இடத த ல

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தயவ ச ய த ரய ல வ ட ட இறங கவ ம

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ரய ல ட க க ட வ ங க யத க எனக க ஞ பகம இல ல

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அற வ ச க ச ச அவ வளவ நல லபட ய க நடக கவ ல ல என ந ன க க ற ன

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మ ర ఇద ఊహ చ నట ట ల ర కద

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ఏ జర గ త ద జ న ఎక కడ

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స దరస దర మణ ల ర మన ఇప ప డ జ క షన చ ర క న న

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దయచ స ర ల ద గ డ

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మ మరణ తర జ వ త మ క స ఎద ర చ స త ద

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ర ల ట క ట క న నట ట న క గ ర త ల ద

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ఆపర షన ఫ య ల అయ నట ట ద

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คาดไม ถ งส นะ

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เก ดอะไรข น โจนไปไหน

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ท านผ ม เก ยรต ท กท าน เรามาถ งช มทางแล ว

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กร ณาลงจากรถไฟ

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เพ อพบก บก ลปาวสานท รออย

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ซ อต วรถไฟเม อไหร ไม เห นร ต ว

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การผ าต ดคงจบไม สวย

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Galiba beklemiyordun

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Neler oluyor Joan nerede

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Hanımlar ve beyler kavşağa vardık

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Lütfen ebediyetinizin sizi beklediği durakta trenden inin

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Tren bileti almamıştım

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Galiba ameliyat iyi geçmemiş

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Мабуть ви цього не чекали

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Що за чорт Де Джоан

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Шановні пасажири прибуваємо на залізничний вузол

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Просимо покинути поїзд

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і прямувати до вашої вічності

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Я не купувала квитка

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Мабуть операція не була успішна

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Bất ngờ quá hả

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Đang có chuyện quái quỷ gì vậy Joan đâu

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Thưa quý khách đã đến trạm chuyển tiếp

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Mời quý khách xuống tàu

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và đến với cõi vĩnh hằng phía trước

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Tôi có nhớ là đã mua vé tàu đâu nhỉ

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Chắc ca mổ không thành công rồi

Available in 36 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:31

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive.