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He's unhinged

He's unhinged.- You okay, babe? I'm not perfect, okay? Yes, I dye my hair. And yes, I...

Eternity • 2025

He's unhinged.- You okay, babe? I'm not perfect, okay? Yes, I dye my hair. And yes, I slept with a fewwomen over the last 60 years. Oh, okay. I mean, that's understandable. And one guy. One guy. - Don't lie.- Two. Two guys. Just to see. Both times. And I went through that BDSM phaseabout 30 years ago-- Yes, you did.I remember it like it was yesterday. Yeah, me too. Was fun, but not for me. I didn't expect you to bea priest for so long-- And I think I was beginningto bald when I died. I comb it over. Whatever. You keep saying I'm perfect,you keep saying I'm perfect, everyone keeps saying I'm perfect.I am not perfect. Nobody is perfect. Finally. Thank you. But I did wait. I waited for you, Joanie

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He's unhinged You okay babe

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I'm not perfect okay Yes I dye my hair

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And yes I slept with a few women over the last 60 years

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Oh okay I mean that's understandable

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And one guy One guy

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Don't lie Two

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Two guys Just to see Both times

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And I went through that BDSM phase about 30 years ago

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Yes you did I remember it like it was yesterday

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Yeah me too

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Was fun but not for me

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I didn't expect you to be a priest for so long

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And I think I was beginning to bald when I died I comb it over

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Whatever You keep saying I'm perfect you keep saying I'm perfect

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everyone keeps saying I'm perfect I am not perfect Nobody is perfect

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Finally Thank you

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But I did wait

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I waited for you Joanie

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فقد صوابه هل أنت بخير يا عزيزي

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لست مثاليا اتفقنا أجل أنا أصبغ شعري

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ونعم مارست الجنس مع بعض النساء في السنوات الـ60 الماضية

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حسنا هذا بديهي

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ورجل واحد

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لا تكذب رجلان

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رجلان لأستكشف الأمر في المرتين

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ومررت بمرحلة السيطرة الجنسية منذ نحو 30 سنة

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أجل صحيح أتذك ر ذلك كأنه بالأمس

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أجل أنا أيضا

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كانت ممتعة لكنني لم أستمتع بها

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لم أتوقع أن تكون ناسكا طوال هذه الفترة

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وأظن أنني كنت قد بدأت أ صاب بالصلع حين مت كنت أمش ط شعري لأخفي ذلك

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لا يهم تقولون إنني مثالي باستمرار

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ويقول الجميع إنني مثالي لست مثاليا لا أحد مثالي

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أخيرا شكرا

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لكنني انتظرت

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انتظرتك يا جوني

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Хлопа му дъската Добре ли си

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Не съм идеален и да боядисвам си косата

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И да преспах с няколко жени през изминалите 60 години

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Това си е в реда на нещата И с един мъж

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Лъжеш С двама

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С двама само да опитам

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И минах през садо мазо етап преди трийсетина години

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Помня сякаш беше вчера И аз

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Беше гот но не е за мен Не съм очаквала да си аскет

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И бях взел да плешивея като умрях Зализвам се

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Та мисълта ми е че не съм идеален няма идеални хора

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Най сетне Благодаря ти

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Но наистина те чаках Джоуни

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他失控了寶貝你沒事吧

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我不完美聽到嗎沒錯我有染髮

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沒錯過去60年我跟幾個女人上過床

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明白講真是人之常情

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還有一個男人只得一個

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講真話吧兩個

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兩個只是試試兩次都是

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而且我大概30年前有段時間沉迷過性虐戀

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沒錯我記憶猶新

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我也是

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好玩但不適合我

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我沒期望你多年來守齋禁慾

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而且我死時開始禿頭我靠梳頭掩飾

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點都好吧你們反複說我完美

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人人都反複說我完美我不是完美無人是完美的

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終於有人認同我多謝

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但我確實有等你

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我一直等你祖兒

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Je vyšinutý Jsi v pořádku kotě

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Jo nejsem dokonalý Ano barvím si vlasy

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A ano za těch 60 let jsem spal s pár ženami

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Jasně to se dá pochopit

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A s jedním chlapem S jedním

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Nelži Se dvěma Jen ze zvědavosti Pokaždé

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A asi před třiceti lety jsem si prošel BDSM fází

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Vidím to jako včera Já taky

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Zajímavý ale ne pro mě Nemusíš tak dlouho držet celibát

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Po smrti se mi udělala pleš Přečesávám si ji

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No a co Všichni říkáte že jsem dokonalý Já dokonalý nejsem Nikdo není

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Konečně Děkuju

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Ale čekal jsem

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Já jsem na tebe čekal Joanie

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Han er helt bims Er du okay

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Jeg er ikke perfekt Jeg farver håret

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Jeg var i kanen med nogle kvinder de sidste 60 år

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Okay det er forståeligt

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Og en fyr Én

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Ikke lyve To

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For at prøve Begge gange Og så var der BDSM fasen for 30 år siden

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Den husker jeg tydeligt

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Mon ikke

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Det var sjovt men ikke mig Jeg forventede ikke cølibat i så lang

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Jeg var ved at miste håret så jeg har hentehår

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Men I siger jeg er så perfekt

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Alle siger jeg er perfekt Ingen er perfekt

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Endelig Tak

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Men jeg ventede

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Jeg ventede på dig

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Helemaal van het padje Gaat het

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Ik ben niet perfect oké Ja ik verf m'n haar

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En ja ik heb met een aantal vrouwen het bed gedeeld

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O oké Heel begrijpelijk En één man Eén man

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Niet liegen Twee

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Twee mannen Gewoon om 't uit te proberen En ik deed een tijdje aan sm

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Dat weet ik nog heel goed Ja ik ook

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Leuk maar niks voor mij Geheelonthouding leek me ook sterk

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En volgens mij begon ik kaal te worden

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Maar goed Iedereen zegt dat ik perfect ben maar dat ben ik niet Niemand is dat

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Hè hè Maar ik heb wel gewacht

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Ik heb op je gewacht Joanie

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Ta on segane On sul halb tibu

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Ma ei ole täiuslik Saate aru Jah ma värvin juukseid

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Ning jah ma olen 60 aasta jooksul mõne naisega maganud

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No see on mõistetav

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Ja ühe mehega Ühe mehega

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Ära valeta Kahega

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Kahe mehega Huvi pärast Mõlemal korral

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Ja umbes 30 aasta eest oli mul sadomasofaas

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Oli jah Seda mäletan ma selgelt

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Mina ka

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See oli lõbus aga mitte minu maitse Ma ei arvanudki et sa mungaelu elad

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Ja enne surma hakkasin vist kiilanema Varjan seda kammides

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Mida iganes Kordate aina et ma olen täiuslik

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Kõik ütlevad seda Ma pole täiuslik Keegi pole

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Lõpuks ometi Aitäh

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Aga ma ootasin

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Ma ootasin sind Joanie

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Hän on sekaisin Kaikki hyvin muru

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En ole täydellinen Kyllä värjään hiuksiani

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Ja olen maannut naisten kanssa 60 vuoden aikana

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Ai selvä Sen ymmärtää

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Ja yhden miehen Yhden miehen

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Älä valehtele Kahden

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Kokeilu Molemmat kerrat

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Ja minulla oli BDSM vaihe noin 30 vuotta sitten

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Niin oli Muistan sen hyvin Minäkin

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Ei minun juttuni

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En odottanut sinun olevan pappi

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Aloin kaljuuntua kuollessani Kampaan peittoon

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Ihan sama Sanotte minua täydelliseksi En ole täydellinen Kukaan ei ole

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Vihdoin Kiitos

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Mutta minä odotin

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Odotin sinua Joanie

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Il est fêlé

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Ça va mon chou

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Je suis pas parfait

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Je me teins les cheveux

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J'ai couché avec quelques femmes en 60 ans

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Ça se comprend

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Et un gars

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Un gars Mens pas

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Deux

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Par curiosité les deux fois

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J'ai eu une phase BDSM il y a 30 ans

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Je m'en souviens très bien Moi aussi

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Sympa mais pas mon truc

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Je te voyais pas vivre en moine

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J'avais un début de calvitie à ma mort Je la masque

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Tu dis que je suis parfait toi aussi

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Tout le monde le dit mais non Personne n'est parfait

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Enfin Merci

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Mais j'ai attendu

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Je t'ai attendue Joanie

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Außer Rand und Band Alles gut Babe

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Ich bin nicht perfekt okay Ja ich färbe mir die Haare

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Und ja ich war in den 60 Jahren mit einigen Frauen im Bett

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Das kann ich verstehen

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Und mit einem Mann Ein Mann

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Nicht lügen Zwei

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Zum Ausprobieren Beide Male

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Und vor 30 Jahren hatte ich eine BDSM Phase

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Ja kommt mir vor wie gestern Ja mir auch

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War witzig aber nichts für mich So lang kann keiner enthaltsam sein

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Und ich habe wohl gerade eine Glatze bekommen als ich starb

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Egal Ihr beide sagt ich bin perfekt

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Alle sagen das Ich bin nicht perfekt Das ist niemand

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Endlich Danke

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Aber gewartet habe ich

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Ich habe auf dich gewartet Joanie

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Του έστριψε Είσαι καλά κούκλε

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Όχι δεν είμαι τέλειος Ναι βάφω τα μαλλιά μου

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Ναι κοιμήθηκα με λίγες γυναίκες τα τελευταία 60 χρόνια

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Εντάξει Είναι λογικό

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Και μ' έναν άντρα Έναν

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Μη λες ψέματα Δύο

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Για να δω πώς είναι

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Πέρασα και μια σαδομαζοχιστική φάση πριν 30 χρόνια

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Το θυμάμαι σαν χθες

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Ναι κι εγώ

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Ωραίο μα όχι για μένα

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Δεν είχα την απαίτηση να είσαι καλόγερος

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Είχα αρχή φαλάκρας όταν πέθανα Κάνω πλαγιοδάνειο

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Τέλος πάντων Μου λέτε ότι είμαι τέλειος

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όλοι λένε ότι είμαι τέλειος κανείς δεν είναι τέλειος

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Επιτέλους Ευχαριστώ

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Αλλά περίμενα

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Σε περίμενα Τζόνι

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הוא לא יציב אתה בסדר מותק

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אני לא מושלם טוב כן אני צובע את השיער

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וכן שכבתי עם כמה נשים ב 60 השנים האחרונות

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בסדר נשמע סביר

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ועם גבר אחד גבר אחד

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אל תשקר שניים

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שני גברים רק כדי לבדוק בשתי הפעמים

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והייתה לי תקופה של בדס מ לפני 30 שנה

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אני זוכרת את זה כאילו זה היה אתמול

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כן גם אני

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היה כיף אבל זה לא בשבילי

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לא ציפיתי שתתנזר כל כך הרבה זמן

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והתחלתי להקריח כשמתי אני מסרק לצד

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לא משנה את ממשיכה להגיד שאני מושלם אתה ממשיך להגיד שאני מושלם

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כולם ממשיכים להגיד שאני מושלם אני לא מושלם אף אחד לא מושלם

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סוף סוף תודה

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אבל חיכיתי

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חיכיתי לך ג ואני

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इसक द म ग फ र गय ह त म ठ क ह ज न

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म ब द ग नह ह ठ क ह ह म अपन ब ल र गत ह

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और ह प छल 60 स ल म म क छ लड क य क स थ स य ह

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ठ क ह मतलब यह त स व भ व क ह

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और एक आदम क स थ एक आदम

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झ ठ मत ब ल द

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द आदम बस परखन क ल ए द न ब र

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और क र ब 30 स ल पहल म ब ड ऐसऐम य न क र र स क स क द र स भ ग ज र थ

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ह म झ यह ऐस य द ह ज स कल ह क ब त ह

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ह म झ भ

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मज द र थ पर म झ पस द नह आय

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म न यह आश नह क थ क त म इतन ल ब समय तक स न य स बनकर

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और जब म र म त ह ई थ श यद म ग ज ह न श र ह गय थ म उसक ऊपर स ब ल क ढ त ह

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ज भ ह त म कहत रहत ह म ब द ग ह त म कहत रहत ह म ब द ग ह

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हर क ई कहत रहत ह म ब द ग ह म ब द ग नह ह क ई ब द ग नह ह त

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आख रक र धन यव द

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पर म न इ तज र क य थ

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म न त म ह र इ तज र क य थ ज न

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Megkattant Jól vagy aranyom

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Nem vagyok tökéletes Na és Igen festem a hajam

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Igen lefeküdtem pár nővel az elmúlt 60 évben

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Ó oké Tök érthető

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És egy pasival De csak eggyel

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Ne hazudjon Kettővel

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Mindkétszer kíváncsiságból

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És volt egy szadomazo korszakom 30 évvel ezelőtt

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Úgy ám Mintha tegnap lett volna

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Nekem is megvan

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Jó móka volt de ennyi

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Nem vártam el a cölibátust ennyi éven át

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Már halálom előtt féltem a kopaszodástól Átfésülöm a hajam

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Mindegy Tökéletesnek tartasz ők is annak tartanak

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mindenki annak tart De nem vagyok az Senki sem az

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Végre Köszönöm

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De vártam

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Rád vártam Joanie

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Dia tak terkendali Kau tak apa

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Aku tak sempurna ya Ya aku mengecat rambutku

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Dan ya aku tidur dengan beberapa wanita selama 60 tahun terakhir

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Baiklah Maksudku itu bisa dipahami

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Juga satu pria Satu pria

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Jangan bohong Dua

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Dua pria Hanya agar tahu Keduanya

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Aku melalui fase BDSM sekitar 30 tahun lalu

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Ya benar Aku ingat betul soal itu

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Ya aku juga

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Seru tetapi bukan untukku

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Aku tak berharap kau menjadi pendeta selama itu

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Kurasa aku mulai botak saat wafat Aku menyisirnya

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Masa bodoh Kau terus katakan aku sempurna

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semua katakan aku sempurna Padahal tidak Tak ada yang sempurna

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Akhirnya Terima kasih

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Namun aku menunggu

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Aku menunggumu Joanie

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È uno squilibrato Stai bene tesoro

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Non sono perfetto

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Ok Sì mi tingo i capelli

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E sì sono andato a letto con alcune donne negli ultimi 60 anni

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Ok È comprensibile

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E con un uomo

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Un uomo Non mentire

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Due

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Per provare Entrambe le volte

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E ho avuto la mia fase

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BDSM circa 30 anni fa È vero

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Me lo ricordo come fosse ieri Sì anch'io

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È stato bello ma non fa per me

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Non mi aspettavo che fossi un prete

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E stavo perdendo i capelli quando sono morto Mi faccio il riporto

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Comunque tu dici che sono perfetto anche tu

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tutti lo dicono ma non sono perfetto nessuno lo è

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Finalmente Grazie

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Ma ho aspettato

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Ho aspettato te Joanie

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壊れた

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平気か

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俺は完璧じゃない

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髪だって染めてる

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この60年間数人の女と寝た

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まあ当然よね

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男も１人

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ウソね

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２人

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ああ好奇心さ

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30年前はＢＤＳＭにハマった

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記憶に新しい

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そうだな

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だが続かなかった

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禁欲を貫く必要は

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薄毛を髪形でごまかしてる

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皆がルークは完璧だと

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完璧な人間はいない

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白状したな

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でも待ってた

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君を待ってたジョーン

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불안정하네 괜찮아요

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난 완벽하지 않아 그래 염색도 하고

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지난 60년 동안 여자도 몇 명 만났어

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그래 그럴 만해

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남자도 한 명 만났고

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거짓말 둘요

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남자 둘 혹시나 해서 둘 다 그랬어

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30년 전에 BDSM에 빠져 있기도 했지

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네 어제 일처럼 생생하답니다

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나도요

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재미는 있었는데 나랑 안 맞았어

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당신이 금욕하길 기대하진 않았어

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그리고 죽을 때 탈모가 진행 중이었나 봐 슬쩍 가려

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아무튼 다들 나보고 완벽하다고 하는데

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난 완벽하지 않아 완벽한 사람은 없어

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드디어 인정하네 고맙다

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하지만 난 기다렸어

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당신을 기다렸어 조애니

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Viņš ir aizgājis pa pieskari Mīļais tev viss labi

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Es neesmu nevainojams skaidrs Jā es krāsoju matus

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Un jā esmu pārgulējis ar kādām sievietēm šo 60 gadu laikā

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O labi Nu var saprast

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Un ar vienu čali Vienu čali

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Nemelo Diviem

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Diviem Intereses pēc Abas reizes

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Un pirms 30 gadiem bija sadomazofāze Jā Atceros it kā tas būtu bijis vakar

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Jā es arī Jautri bet nav domāts man

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Nu negaidīju ka tu būsi priesteris

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Un domāju sāka atkāpties mati kad nomiru Es tos pārķemmēju

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Vienalga Tu saki ka esmu nevainojams Tu arī tā saki

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To saka visi Es neesmu nevainojams Neviens nav

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Beidzot Paldies

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Taču es gaidīju

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Es tevi gaidīju Džounij

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Jis įtūžęs Ar viskas gerai mielasis

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Aš nesu tobulas girdit Taip aš dažau plaukus

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Ir taip permiegojau su keliomis moterimis per pastaruosius 60 metų

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Aišku Tai suprantama

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Ir su vienu vyru Vienu

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Nemeluok Dviem

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Dviem vyrais Tik iš smalsumo Abu kartus

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Nes prieš 30 metų man buvo užėjęs BDSM etapas

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Taip buvo Prisimenu lyg būtų vakar

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Taip aš irgi

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Linksma bet tai ne man

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Nesitikėjau kad būsi kaip koks kunigas

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Ir regis buvau ėmęs plikti prieš žūtį Aš užsišukuoju

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Taigi Tu kartoji kad aš tobulas tu irgi tai kartoji

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visi sako kad aš tobulas Nesu tobulas Niekas nėra tobulas

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Pagaliau Ačiū

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Bet aš laukiau tavęs

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Aš tavęs laukiau Džoan

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Dia tak waras Awak okey sayang

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Saya tak sempurna Ya saya warnakan rambut

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Ya saya berasmara dengan beberapa wanita sepanjang 60 tahun ini

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Okey Saya faham

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Serta seorang lelaki

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Jangan tipu Dua

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Dua lelaki Cuma mahu tahu Kedua dua kali itu

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Saya lalui fasa BDSM lebih kurang 30 tahun dulu

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Ya betul Rasa seperti baru semalam

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Ya saya juga

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Seronok tapi saya tak minat

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Saya tak jangkakan awak tak berasmara selepas begitu lama

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Saya juga mula botak semasa mati Saya sikatnya ke tepi

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Walau apa pun kamu selalu cakap saya sempurna

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semua orang cakap saya sempurna Saya tak sempurna Tiada orang sempurna

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Akhirnya Terima kasih

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Saya tunggu

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Saya tunggu awak Joanie

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Han er ustabil Går det bra babe

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Jeg er ikke perfekt ok Ja jeg farger håret

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Og ja jeg har ligget med noen kvinner de siste 60 årene

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Å ok Det er forståelig Og én fyr Én fyr

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Ikke lyv To

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To Bare for å se Begge gangene Og jeg gikk gjennom BDSM fasen for 30 år siden

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Husker det som om det var i går Ja jeg også

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Gøy men ikke noe for meg Forventet ikke at du skulle være prest

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Og jeg begynte å bli skallet da jeg døde Hentesveis Dere sier jeg er perfekt

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Alle sier jeg er perfekt Ingen er perfekte

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Endelig Takk

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Men jeg ventet

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Jeg ventet på deg Joanie

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Jest niepoczytalny Nic ci nie jest

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Nie jestem idealny okej Tak farbuję włosy

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I tak przespałem się z kilkoma kobietami w ciągu 60 lat

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Okej To zrozumiałe

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I z jednym gościem Jednym

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Nie kłam Z dwoma

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Żeby sprawdzić jak to jest

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I jakieś 30 lat temu miałem fazę na BDSM

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Pamiętam jakby to było wczoraj

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Ja też

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To nie dla mnie

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Nie oczekiwałam że będziesz księdzem

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Przed śmiercią zacząłem łysieć Zaczesuję to

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Ty mówisz że jestem idealny wy to mówicie

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wszyscy to powtarzają Nie jestem idealny Nikt nie jest

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Wreszcie Dziękuję

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Ale czekałem

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Czekałem na ciebie Joanie

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Ele é perturbado Tudo bem querido

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Não sou perfeito Sim eu pinto o cabelo

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E dormi com algumas mulheres nos últimos 60 anos

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Ah tá É compreensível

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E um cara Um cara

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Não minta Dois

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Dois caras Só pra ver As duas vezes E tive uma fase BDSM há uns 30 anos

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Teve me lembro bem

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Eu também Foi legal mas não é pra mim

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Eu não esperava que ficasse no celibato

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E estava ficando calvo quando morri Penteio pro lado

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Tanto faz Vocês dizem que sou perfeito

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você também diz Não sou Ninguém é perfeito

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Finalmente Obrigado

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Mas eu esperei

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Esperei você Joanie

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Слетел с катушек Ты в порядке

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Я не идеален ясно Да я крашу волосы

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И я переспал с несколькими женщинами за последние 60 лет

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О ясно Это можно понять

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И с одним парнем С одним

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Не ври С двумя

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С двумя Оба раза из любопытства А 30 лет назад была фаза БДСМ

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Да была Помню как вчера

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Да я тоже

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Весело но не мое

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Я не ждала что ты будешь соблюдать целибат

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И я начал лысеть когда умер Приходится зачесывать

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Неважно Вы все твердите я идеален

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Все так говорят Я не идеален Как и все

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Наконец то Спасибо

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Но я правда ждал

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Я ждал тебя Джоани

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Je mimo Ste v pohode

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Nie som dokonalý dobre Áno farbím si vlasy

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A áno za posledných 60 rokov som s pár ženami spal

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Dobre to je pochopiteľné

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A s jedným mužom Jedným

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Neklamte Dvomi

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Zo zvedavosti Oba razy

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A mal som BDSM fázu asi pred 30 rokmi

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Akoby to bolo včera

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Áno

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Zábava no nič pre mňa

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Nečakala som že budeš mníchom

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Keď som zomrel začal som plešatieť a mal som prehadzovačku

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To je jedno Hovoríte že som dokonalý

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všetci hovoria že som dokonalý ale nie som Nikto nie je

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Konečne Ďakujem

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Ale čakal som

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Čakal som na teba Joanie

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Neuravnovešen je Si v redu

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Nisem popoln Res je barvam si lase

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In v zadnjih 60 letih sem spal z nekaj ženskami

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To je razumljivo

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In z enim moškim

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Ne laži Z dvema

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Iz radovednosti Obakrat

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Pred 30 leti sem imel fazo sadomazohizma

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Spomnim se kot bi bilo včeraj Jaz tudi

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Zabavno ampak ni zame

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Nisem pričakovala da boš tako dolgo vzdržen

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Po smrti sem začel izgubljati lase To prikrivam

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Ni važno Vsi govorite da sem popoln vendar nisem Nihče ni popoln

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Končno Hvala Toda čakal sem

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Tebe sem čakal Joanie

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Está desquiciado Estás bien querido

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No soy perfecto sí Sí me tiño el cabello

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Y sí me acosté con algunas mujeres en los últimos 60 años

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Sí es entendible

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Y un hombre

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No mientas Dos

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Dos hombres Solo para saber ambas veces

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Y pasé por una etapa de BDSM hace 30 años

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Sí lo recuerdo como si fuera ayer

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Sí yo igual

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Fue divertido pero no era lo mío

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No esperaba que fueras un cura

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Y creo que empezaba a quedarme calvo cuando morí lo peino de lado

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Como sea sigues diciendo que soy perfecto y tú también

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todos dicen que soy perfecto No lo soy Nadie lo es

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Por fin Gracias

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Pero sí esperé

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Te esperé Joanie

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Han har tappet greppet Är du okej raring

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Jag är inte perfekt okej Ja jag färgar håret

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Och ja jag har legat med några kvinnor de senaste 60 åren

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Jaha okej Det är förståeligt

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Och en kille En kille

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Ljug inte Två

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Två Bara av nyfikenhet Båda gångerna

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Och jag gick igenom den där BDSM fasen för 30 år sen

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Den minns jag som i går

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Ja samma här

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Kul men inget för mig

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Jag förväntade mig inte att du skulle vara en präst

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Och jag började nog bli tunnhårig när jag dog Jag kammar över

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Strunt samma Alla kallar mig perfekt men jag är inte perfekt Ingen är det

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Äntligen Tack

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Men jag väntade faktiskt Jag väntade på dig Joanie

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அவன மனந ல ப றழ ந தவன ந நலம அன ப

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ந ன ச றந தவன இல ல சர ய ஆம என தல ம ட க க ச யம ப ச ற ன

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ஆம கடந த 60 வர ஷத த ல ந ன ச ல ப ண ண ங கள ட உறவ வச ச ர க க ன

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ஓ சர அத வத அத ப ர ஞ ச க கக க ட யத த ன

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அப ப றம ஒர ஆண ஒர ஆண

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ப ய ச ல ல த ர ண ட

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ர ண ட ஆண கள ம யற ச ச ய த ப ர த த ன ர ண ட ம ற ய ம

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ச ம ர 30 வர ஷத த க க ம ன அந த ப ட எஸ எம கட டத த கடந த ன

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ஆம ந ப ன ந த த நடந த ம த ர ஞ பகம இர க க

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ஆம ந ன ம த ன

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ஜ ல ய க இர ந த ச ச ஆன எனக க இல ல

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ந ங க இவ வளவ க லம ம ம ன வர ப ல இர ப ப ங கன ன ந ன எத ர ப ர க கல

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இறந தப ப எனக க வழ க க வர ஆரம ப ச சத ன ன ந ன க கற ன ந ன அத மற ச ச ச வ ன ன

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என னவ ந ன ச றந தவன ன ந ச ல ல ட ட இர க க

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எல ல ர ம அப பட த த ன ச ல ல ட ட இர க க ங க ந ன ச றந தவன இல ல ய ர ம ச றந தவர கள க ட ய த

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ஒர வழ ய ச ல ல ட ட நன ற

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ஆன ந ன க த த ர ந த ன

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உனக க கக க த த ர ந த ன ஜ ன

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అతన క మత భ రమ చ ద అ త ఓక న బ గ ర

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న న మ స టర పర ఫ క ట క ద సర న అవ న న న తలక ర గ వ స క ట

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గత 60 ఏళ లల న న క దర మహ ళలత పడ క న న న అన నద క డ న జమ

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ఓక అద అర థ చ స క వచ చ ల

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ఇ క ఒక మగ డ త క డ పడ క న న ఒక కడ త పడ క న న

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అబద ధమ డక ఇద దర త పడ క న న

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ఇద దర మగ ళ ళత చ డ లన అ త ఆ ర డ స ర ల

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ఇ క స మ ర గ 30 ఏళ ల క ర త శ త మ చ న శ గ ర న న క డ అన భవ చ

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హ అద న జమ అద ఇ క న క బ గ గ ర త ద

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న క క డ

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సరద గ న ఉ డ ద క న న క క ద

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అ త క ల న వ వ సన య స గ ఉ ట వన న న అన క ల ద ల

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న న చన ప య నప ప డ న క బట టతల వస త ఉ డ ద క బట ట ద న న కవర చ స ల ద వ వ క న వ డ న

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ఏద త ఏ ట ల క న న వ వ నన న పర ఫ క ట అన న వ వ నన న పర ఫ క ట అన

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అ దర నన న పర ఫ క ట అన అ ట న న ర క న న న పర ఫ క ట క ద ఎవర పర ఫ క ట క ద

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ఇప పట క న ఒప ప క న న వ థ య క య

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క న న న న క స ఎద ర చ శ

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న క స ఎద ర చ శ జ న

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เขาเพ ยนจะตาย ต วเองโอเคม ย

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ฉ นไม ได ไร ท ต โอเคไหม เออ ฉ นย อมผม

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และใช 60 ป ท ผ านมา ฉ นก นอนก บผ หญ งหลายคน

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อ อ โอเค ก เข าใจได

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แล วก ผ ชายคนหน ง คนเด ยว

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อย าโกหก สองอ ะ

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ผ ชายสองคน แค อยากร ท งสองรอบ

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แล วก ม ช วงท เล นบ ด เอสเอ มเม อส ก 30 ป ก อน

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จร งจ า จำได เหม อนเพ งผ านไปเม อวาน

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จำได เหม อนก น

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ก สน กด แต ไม เหมาะก บฉ น

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ฉ นก ไม ได ค ดว าเธอต องถ อศ ลนานขนาดน น

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แล วก ร ส กว าเร มห วล านตอนท ตาย ฉ นเลยหว ผมมาป ด

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ช างเถอะ เธอเอาแต พ ดว าฉ นไร ท ต ค ณก พ ดว าผมไร ท ต

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ท กคนบอกว าไร ท ต ฉ นไม ใช ไร ท ต ไม ม ใครไร ท ต

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ในท ส ด ขอบค ณท ยอมร บ

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แต ฉ นรอจร งๆ

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ฉ นรอเธอจร งๆ โจน

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Dengesiz İyi misin bebeğim

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Ben mükemmel değilim tamam mı Evet saçımı boyuyorum

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Ve evet son 60 yıl içinde birkaç kadınla yattım

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Tamam yani bu anlaşılır

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Ve bir adamla

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Yalan söyleme İki

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İki adamla Denemek içindi

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Ve 30 yıl önce bir süre BDSM'ye merak sardım

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Evet Dün gibi hatırlıyorum

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Ben de

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Eğlenceli ama bana göre değil

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Bunca yıl papaz gibi davranmanı beklemedim

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Öldüğümde kelleşmeye başlamıştım Yana doğru tarıyorum

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Neyse Mükemmel olduğumu söylüyorsun

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herkes söylüyor mükemmel değilim Kimse değil

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Nihayet Teşekkürler

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Ama bekledim

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Seni bekledim Joanie

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Він неадекватний Ти в порядку

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Я не ідеальний Так фарбую волосся

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І так я спав з жінками за ці шістдесят років

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О це не дивно

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І з одним чоловіком Одним

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Не бреши Двома

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З двома З цікавості Двічі

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А ще десь 30 років тому в мене був етап БДСМ

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О так Пам'ятаю як учора

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І я пам'ятаю

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Цікаво але не моє

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Я не чекала що ти триматимеш целібат

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А ще перед смертю я почав лисіти Прикривав залисини

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Байдуже Ти й ти торочите що я ідеал

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усі торочать що я ідеал Я не ідеал Ніхто не ідеальний

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Нарешті Дякую

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Проте я чекав

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Я чекав тебе Джоні

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Anh ấy phát điên rồi Ổn chứ cưng ơi

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Tôi không hoàn hảo được chứ Đúng tôi nhuộm tóc

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Và đúng trong 60 năm qua anh đã ngủ với vài cô gái

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Được Việc đó cũng dễ hiểu mà

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Và một chàng trai Một thôi

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Đừng nói dối Hai người

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Hai người Để thử Cả hai lần

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Và anh đã trải qua giai đoạn bạo dâm cách đây khoảng 30 năm

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Đúng thế Tôi nhớ như in

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Ừ tôi cũng thế

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Cũng hay nhưng không hợp với anh

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Em có muốn anh sống như vị thánh lâu thế đâu

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Và anh nghĩ lúc chết anh bắt đầu bị hói Anh chải tóc che đi

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Sao cũng được Em toàn nói anh hoàn hảo anh ấy cũng thế

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mọi người đều nói thế Anh không hoàn hảo Chả ai hoàn hảo

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Có thế chứ Cảm ơn

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Nhưng anh đã đợi

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Anh đã đợi em Joanie

Available in 36 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

45

Timestamp in Movie

01:08:40

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Production

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Movie Summary

In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive.