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Yeah. I gotta admit, you weren't who I was expecting

Yeah. I gotta admit,you weren't who I was expecting. You're exactly what I was expecting....

Eternity • 2025

Yeah. I gotta admit,you weren't who I was expecting. You're exactly what I was expecting. Minus the porn and hair dye. About six months before I died, I was… I was graying at the templesand, you know, I just didn't care. 'Cause Joan and I, we'd just hadthis conversation about starting a family

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Yeah I gotta admit you weren't who I was expecting

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You're exactly what I was expecting

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Minus the porn and hair dye

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About six months before I died I was

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I was graying at the temples and you know I just didn't care

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'Cause Joan and I we'd just had this conversation about starting a family

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أجل علي أن أعترف بأنك لم تكن ما توقعته

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أنت تماما كما توقعت

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باستثناء المواد الإباحية وصبغة الشعر

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قبل موتي بستة أشهر كنت

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كنت أشيخ في المعابد ولم أكن أبالي

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لأنني كنت قد أجريت حديثا مع جون بشأن تأسيس عائلة

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Имах други очаквания за теб А ти си точно какъвто очаквах да си

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Без порното и боята за коса

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Около шест месеца преди да умра

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косата ми започна да побелява но не ми пукаше

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Защото с Джоун бяхме говорили да имаме деца

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對老實講句我沒料到你是這樣

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你跟我預料的一模一樣

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除了鹹相和染髮劑

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在我死前大概六個月我

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我開始兩鬢斑白講真我根本不在乎

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因為祖恩和我我們剛商量組織家庭

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Jo Musím přiznat že takhle jsem si tě nepředstavoval

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Já tebe takhle ano

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Až na porno a barvu na vlasy

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Asi půl roku před smrtí

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se mi začaly objevovat šediny ale bylo mi to fuk

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Protože jsme s Joan zrovna probírali založení rodiny

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Jeg indrømmer du ikke er som jeg ventede

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Du er præcis som jeg ventede

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Bortset fra porno og håret

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Et halvt år før jeg døde

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begyndte jeg at få grå hår og jeg var bare ligeglad

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Joan og jeg havde lige talt om at stifte familie

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Ik had me jou wel anders voorgesteld Ik had me jou precies zo voorgesteld

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Op de porno en haarverf na

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Zo'n zes maanden voor ik doodging begon ik

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begon ik grijze haren te krijgen en dat kon me niets schelen

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Want Joan en ik hadden het erover gehad om aan kinderen te beginnen

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Pean tunnistama et sa pole selline nagu ma arvasin

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Sina oled küll

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Kui porno ja juuksevärv välja arvata

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Umbes kuus kuud enne surma

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leidsin ma oimukohtadelt hallid karvad aga mul oli sellest täiesti ükskõik

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Sest me olime Joaniga just laste saamisest rääkinud

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Niin Täytyy myöntää ettet ollut sellainen kuin odotin

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Vastaat täysin odotuksiani

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Paitsi porno ja hiusväri

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Noin puoli vuotta ennen kuolemaani

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harmaannuin ohimoilta enkä välittänyt

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Koska Joan ja minä olimme juuri puhuneet perheen perustamisesta

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Tu n'es pas ce que j'imaginais

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Toi si exactement

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Sans le porno et les cheveux teints

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Environ six mois avant ma mort

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j'avais les tempes qui grisonnaient

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Mais je m'en fichais

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Parce que Joan et moi on venait d'aborder l'idée

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de fonder une famille

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Ja Ich muss zugeben du bist anders als gedacht

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Du bist genauso wie gedacht

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Abzüglich Pornos und Haartönung

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Ungefähr sechs Monate vor meinem Tod war ich

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Ich habe im Tempel gebetet und es war mir alles egal

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Denn Joan und ich hatten gerade darüber geredet eine Familie zu gründen

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Ομολογώ ότι δεν είσαι όπως σε περίμενα

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Είσαι ακριβώς όπως σε περίμενα

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Εκτός από τις τσόντες και το μαλλί

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Περίπου έξι μήνες πριν πεθάνω

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είχα αρχίσει να γκριζάρω στους κροτάφους και δεν με ένοιαζε

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Επειδή με την Τζόαν είχαμε ήδη πει ότι θα κάναμε οικογένεια

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כן אני חייב להודות אתה לא מי שציפיתי שתהיה

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אתה בדיוק מי שציפיתי שתהיה

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חוץ מהפורנו וצביעת השיער

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בערך חצי שנה לפני שמתי

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הזדקנתי במקדשים ופשוט לא היה לי אכפת

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כי אני וג ואן בדיוק דיברנו על הקמת משפחה

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ह म झ म नन पड ग त म व स नह ह ज स म न स च थ

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त म ब ल क ल व स ह ह ज स म न स च थ

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स व य प र न और ब ल क र ग क

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म र म त स क र ब छ मह न पहल म

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म र कनपट य क ब ल सफ द ह न लग थ और म झ क ई परव ह नह थ

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क य क ज न और म न हमन तभ अपन पर व र श र करन क ब र म ब त क थ

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Ja Be kell ismerjem nem olyan vagy mint vártam

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Te viszont pont olyan vagy

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Mínusz a pornó és a hajfesték

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Fél évvel a halálom előtt

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őszülni kezdett a halántékom de nem érdekelt

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Mert Joannal megbeszéltük hogy családot alapítunk

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Ya Harus kuakui kau tak seperti perkiraanku

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Kau seperti perkiraanku

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Dikurangi gambar porno dan cat rambut

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Sekitar enam bulan sebelum aku wafat aku

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Aku beruban di kuil dan aku tak peduli

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Karena Joan dan aku baru membicarakan tentang membangun rumah tangga

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Sì

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Lo ammetto non sei come mi aspettavo

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Tu sei proprio come mi aspettavo

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Senza il porno e la tintura per capelli

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Circa sei mesi prima di morire

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mi stavano venendo i capelli grigi alle tempie e

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sai non mi importava

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Perché io e Joan avevamo parlato di mettere su famiglia

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最高だ

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想像した男とは違った

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君は想像どおり

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ヌード写真と髪染めは減点

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死ぬ半年ぐらい前寺院を訪れて願い事をしたんだ

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切実な願いじゃない

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子供を作ろうとジョーンと話したばかりでね

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솔직히 내가 예상한 스타일은 아니야

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넌 딱 내가 예상한 대로였어

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포르노와 염색은 의외였지만

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죽기 6개월쯤 전에

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관자놀이 쪽에 흰머리가 생겼지만 신경도 안 썼어

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조앤과 가족을 꾸리자는 얘기를 막 한 참이었거든

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Jā Man jāatzīst tu neesi tāds kādu gaidīju

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Tu esi tieši tāds kādu gaidīju

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Izņemot porno un matu krāsu

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Kādus sešus mēnešus pirms savas nāves

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man jau sirmoja deniņi bet zini man bija vienalga

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Jo mums ar Džounu bija bijusi tā saruna ka vajadzētu bērnus

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Taip Turiu pripažinti nesitikėjau kad būsi toks

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O tu esi būtent toks kokio tikėjausi

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Tik be porno ir plaukų dažų

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Likus maždaug šešiems mėnesiams iki mirties

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man ėmė žilti smilkiniai o aš nieko nebijojau

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Nes mudu su Džoan kalbėjome apie šeimą

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Ya Saya mengaku saya tak sangka awak begini

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Awak sama seperti sangkaan saya

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Selain porno itu dan pewarna rambut

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Lebih kurang enam bulan sebelum saya mati saya

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saya menjadi tua di kuil dan saya tak peduli

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Sebab saya dan Joan merancang untuk mulakan keluarga

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Ja Jeg må innrømme at du ikke er slik jeg forventet

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Du er slik jeg forventet

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Minus pornoen og hårfargen

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Rundt seks måneder før jeg døde

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begynte jeg å bli grå ved tinningene men jeg bare brydde meg ikke

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For Joan og jeg hadde akkurat hatt en samtale om å stifte familie

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Przyznaję nie jesteś taki jak się spodziewałem

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Za to ty jesteś

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Poza porno i farbowaniem włosów

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Jakieś pół roku przed śmiercią

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Zaczęły mi siwieć skronie ale miałem to gdzieś

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Bo z Joan rozmawialiśmy o założeniu rodziny

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É Tenho que admitir você não é como eu esperava

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Você é exatamente como eu esperava

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Tirando o pornô e a tinta pra cabelo

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Uns seis meses antes de morrer

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comecei a ficar grisalho e sabe não me importei

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Porque tínhamos conversado sobre formar uma família

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Да Должен признать я не таким тебя представлял

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А я тебя именно таким

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Кроме порно и краски для волос

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Где то за полгода до смерти я

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У меня начали седеть виски а мне было плевать

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Ведь мы с Джоан как раз поговорили о том чтобы создать семью

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Áno Musím priznať že si iný ako som čakal

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Ty si presne taký ako som čakal

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Mínus to porno a farba na vlasy

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Asi šesť mesiacov pred smrťou

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som začal šedivieť na spánkoch a bolo mi to jedno

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Lebo s Joan sme sa rozprávali o založení rodiny

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Priznati moram da nisi tak kot sem pričakoval

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Ti pa si

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Brez pornografije in barve za lase

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Pol leta pred smrtjo sem

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Začel sem siveti in vseeno mi je bilo

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Z Joan sva se pogovarjala da bi ustvarila družino

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Sí debo admitir que no eres quien esperaba

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Tú eres exactamente quien esperaba

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Sin el porno y el tinte de cabello

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Seis meses antes de que muriera estaba

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Me estaban saliendo canas y no me importaba

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Porque Joan y yo acabábamos de hablar sobre comenzar una familia

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Ja Jag måste erkänna du är inte den jag väntade mig

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Du är exakt den jag väntade mig

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Minus porren och hårfärgningen

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Runt sex månader före min död

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började jag gråna vid tinningarna och struntade blankt i det

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För Joan och jag hade just pratat om att skaffa barn

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சர ந ன எத ர ப ர த த ம த ர ந இல ல ன ன ந ன ஒத த க கண ம

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ந ந ன எத ர ப ர த த ம த ர ய த ன இர க க

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ஆப சம ம தல ம ட ச யத த ய ம தவ ர

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ந ன இறப பதற க ஆற ம சம ம ன ப ந ன

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என ம ன ந த த ய ல ம ட நர க க ஆரம ப ச ச த ஆன ந ன கவல ப படல

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ஏன ன ந ன ம ஜ ன ம க ட ம ப வ ழ வ த த டங க றத ப பத த ப ச ம ட ச ச ர ந த ம

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ఓక న న కట చ ప ప ల న వ వ న న ఊహ చ నట ట గ ల వ అసల

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క న న వ వ మ త ర న న ఊహ చ నట ట ఉన న వ

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జ ట ట క ర గ న బ త ఫ ట లన పక కక ప ట ట స త

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న న చన ప బ య ఆర వ ర ల మ ద న

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న జ ట ట న రవడ మ దల ద క న న న పట ట చ క ల ద

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ఎ ద క ట అ తక మ ద జ న న న కల స ప ల లలన క ద మన మ ట ల డ క న న

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ได ว ะ ก ต องยอมร บ นายไม ได เป นอย างท ฉ นค ดเอาไว

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นายเป นอย างท ฉ นค ดไว เป ะเลย

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เว นเร องหน งส อโป ก บยาย อมผม

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ประมาณหกเด อนก อนตาย ฉ นก

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สวดมนต ท ว ดน ะ แต ท จร งฉ นไม สนเลย

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เพราะโจนก บฉ นเพ งค ยก น เร องท จะเร มสร างครอบคร ว

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Kabul etmeliyim böyle biri olmanı beklemiyordum

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Sen tam beklediğim gibisin

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Porno ve saç boyası hariç

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Ölmeden altı ay önce ben

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Tapınaklarda dua ediyordum ama hiçbir şey umurumda değildi

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Çünkü Joan ile aile kurma konusunda konuşmuştuk

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Мушу визнати я чекав не такого як ти

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А я саме такого тебе

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Окрім порно й фарби для волосся

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За пів року до смерті я

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я сивів на скронях і нічим не переймався

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Бо ми з Джоан якраз говорили про те щоб створити сім'ю

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Phải công nhận anh không giống như tôi nghĩ

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Anh thì giống hệt như tôi nghĩ

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Trừ vụ phim đen và nhuộm tóc

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Khoảng sáu tháng trước khi chết tôi

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Tóc ở thái dương của tôi bị bạc và tôi chẳng bận tâm

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Vì Joan và tôi vừa nói chuyện về việc lập gia đình

Available in 36 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:36

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arr...