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EuroTrip poster
Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.

Director: Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel
Writer: Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $17,771,387
Released: 20 Feb 2004
Awards: 2 nominations

104 video clips

JamieJennyHooliganHostel ClerkMadame VandersexxxMad MaynardCreepy Italian GuyDonnyTiborMiekeCandyMissyGreen FairyBertAnna, The Camera Store GirlRasta WaiterItalian Guy At VaticanChristophMrs. ThomasOld Woman In ConfessionalScott ThomasFionaSwiss GuardPopeNaked Spanish GuyNaked African GuyNaked Tiny Asian Guy
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Capital of Slovakia - EuroTrip 00:21 Capital of Slovakia And welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel - EuroTrip 02:28 And welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious... What are we gonna get with that - EuroTrip 00:26 What are we gonna get with that You still writing that guy - EuroTrip 01:40 You still writing that guy It's just not coming off - EuroTrip 00:53 It's just not coming off This must be my new roommate - EuroTrip 01:40 This must be my new roommate Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know - EuroTrip 00:40 Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know And I've even planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun - EuroTrip 00:40 And I've even planned every detail of the trip to... I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore - EuroTrip 00:48 I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each... Congratulations - EuroTrip 00:17 Congratulations This isn't where I parked my car - EuroTrip 00:05 This isn't where I parked my car I saw a gay porno once I didn't know until halfway in - EuroTrip 00:11 I saw a gay porno once I didn't know until halfway in You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here - EuroTrip 00:16 You guys are on like a completely different level of... Let me handle this - EuroTrip 00:58 Let me handle this I'm taking a nap - EuroTrip 00:17 I'm taking a nap Administer the testicle clamps - EuroTrip 00:07 Administer the testicle clamps I open my own hotel - EuroTrip 00:06 I open my own hotel What the hell are you doing Mi scusi mi scusi - EuroTrip 00:08 What the hell are you doing Mi scusi mi scusi I gotta say I'm not feeling anything - EuroTrip 00:16 I gotta say I'm not feeling anything You guys are the worst twins ever - EuroTrip 00:10 You guys are the worst twins ever Are the girls coming back - EuroTrip 01:01 Are the girls coming back I'm in love with my pen pal - EuroTrip 00:39 I'm in love with my pen pal WHO'S TOUCHING ME - EuroTrip 00:06 WHO'S TOUCHING ME If that's what you want - EuroTrip 00:24 If that's what you want Mail motherfucker - EuroTrip 00:07 Mail motherfucker This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car - EuroTrip 00:05 This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car You know America was founded by prudes - EuroTrip 00:35 You know America was founded by prudes Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall - EuroTrip 00:14 Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers - EuroTrip 00:31 You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers I'm down in file storage - EuroTrip 00:39 I'm down in file storage All right this table is now Europe OK - EuroTrip 00:05 All right this table is now Europe OK Have a very special day - EuroTrip 00:09 Have a very special day Sorry to hear about Fiona - EuroTrip 00:35 Sorry to hear about Fiona If you're Manchester United supporters - EuroTrip 00:47 If you're Manchester United supporters Welcome to Club Vandersexxx - EuroTrip 00:46 Welcome to Club Vandersexxx This is just so brutal - EuroTrip 00:07 This is just so brutal Well given what we know now - EuroTrip 00:10 Well given what we know now I'm so sad and lonely - EuroTrip 00:12 I'm so sad and lonely Which way did they go - EuroTrip 00:08 Which way did they go And I have got to get to Mieke - EuroTrip 00:14 And I have got to get to Mieke Can we please just get out of here - EuroTrip 00:33 Can we please just get out of here What the hell - EuroTrip 00:06 What the hell Enjoy Bratislava - EuroTrip 00:13 Enjoy Bratislava I'm on it - EuroTrip 00:03 I'm on it That outfit is terrible - EuroTrip 00:09 That outfit is terrible What's the etiquette on boners - EuroTrip 00:09 What's the etiquette on boners What happened to you - EuroTrip 00:11 What happened to you The hat is on fire - EuroTrip 00:12 The hat is on fire This is so strange - EuroTrip 00:14 This is so strange Look given the current geopolitical climate - EuroTrip 00:25 Look given the current geopolitical climate This is a private members bar - EuroTrip 00:31 This is a private members bar What did you do last night - EuroTrip 00:20 What did you do last night Why are you wearing my bathrobe - EuroTrip 00:11 Why are you wearing my bathrobe Let us make love for one whole month - EuroTrip 00:12 Let us make love for one whole month Take off the Pope hat - EuroTrip 00:14 Take off the Pope hat Show her the picture - EuroTrip 00:15 Show her the picture What the hell is that - EuroTrip 00:18 What the hell is that Thanks for coming with me - EuroTrip 00:25 Thanks for coming with me Ladies Bitches - EuroTrip 00:10 Ladies Bitches You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies - EuroTrip 00:23 You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies There's your R rating right there - EuroTrip 00:09 There's your R rating right there We just get Miami Wice on television - EuroTrip 00:08 We just get Miami Wice on television I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities - EuroTrip 00:10 I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities I thought you were some girl - EuroTrip 00:17 I thought you were some girl We're trying to get to Berlin - EuroTrip 00:11 We're trying to get to Berlin And that's not Mike - EuroTrip 00:16 And that's not Mike What the fuck is a zussamen - EuroTrip 00:07 What the fuck is a zussamen How the hell could this happen - EuroTrip 00:10 How the hell could this happen Chateaus have been there for 300 years - EuroTrip 00:08 Chateaus have been there for 300 years Have you guys decided where you're gonna go first - EuroTrip 00:58 Have you guys decided where you're gonna go first Pretty good - EuroTrip 00:10 Pretty good I'm going on break - EuroTrip 00:24 I'm going on break The hat is on fire - EuroTrip 00:17 The hat is on fire I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players just to pay for it - EuroTrip 00:13 I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players... Frommer's tried to tell you - EuroTrip 00:13 Frommer's tried to tell you Dear sweet mother of God - EuroTrip 00:07 Dear sweet mother of God So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet - EuroTrip 00:17 So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you... What a fucking loser - EuroTrip 00:06 What a fucking loser I am never drinking again - EuroTrip 00:06 I am never drinking again We're going to be couriers - EuroTrip 00:22 We're going to be couriers It's got the built in light meter - EuroTrip 00:09 It's got the built in light meter I have cheated on my husband - EuroTrip 00:16 I have cheated on my husband I'm getting the video camera - EuroTrip 00:07 I'm getting the video camera So what the hell happened last night - EuroTrip 00:09 So what the hell happened last night I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here - EuroTrip 00:11 I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't... Scott Scott Thomas - EuroTrip 00:13 Scott Scott Thomas Mieke I'm here - EuroTrip 00:10 Mieke I'm here I'm on it - EuroTrip 00:03 I'm on it This is one crazy Pope - EuroTrip 00:05 This is one crazy Pope
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Cast

Scott Thomas - Scott Mechlowicz
Cooper Harris - Jacob Pitts
Fiona - Kristin Kreuk
Mrs. Thomas - Cathy Meils
Bert - Nial Iskhakov
All Cast