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Ohio high school student Scott Thomas is a good student and nice guy - albeit a little predictable - who is about to graduate and go into pre-med. He is unceremoniously dumped by his whorish girlfriend Fiona on graduation day. Among the people he turns to in his hour of despair is his German pen pal, Mike. Scott and Mike seem to have a special connection. After Mike makes advances to Scott now that he and Fiona are not seeing each other, Scott abruptly sends Mike a message saying he never wants to hear from him again. However, Scott learns shorty thereafter that Mike is actually a beautiful girl named Mieke. By this time, Mieke has blocked his messages. Thinking that Mieke is actually who he was meant to be with, Scott, impulsively for a change, decides to go to Berlin to be with her. Along for the ride is Scott's best friend, the girl crazy Cooper Harris. They manage only to get a flight into London, and thus have to make their way from London to Berlin. Along the way in Paris, they ...

Director: Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg(co-director), David Mandel(co-director)
Writer: Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer
Production: Paramount
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $17,771,387
Released: 20 Feb 2004
Awards: 2 nominations.


78 Clips & Quotes

This isn't where I parked my car - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:14
This isn't where I parked my car
Let me handle this - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:56
Let me handle this
You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:46
You guys are on like a completely different level of...
Here's a fun fact - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:21
Here's a fun fact
Capital of Slovakia - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:21
Capital of Slovakia
I'm taking a nap - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:47
I'm taking a nap
And welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
02:28
And welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth...
Administer the testicle clamps - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:13
Administer the testicle clamps
You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:48
You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers
I open my own hotel - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:11
I open my own hotel
WHO'S TOUCHING ME - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:11
WHO'S TOUCHING ME
What are we gonna get with that - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:26
What are we gonna get with that
Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:27
Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall
You guys are the worst twins ever - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:14
You guys are the worst twins ever
I'm down in file storage - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:52
I'm down in file storage
If that's what you want - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:28
If that's what you want
This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:15
This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car
You know America was founded by prudes - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:13
You know America was founded by prudes
Are the girls coming back - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:29
Are the girls coming back
If you're Manchester United supporters - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:05
If you're Manchester United supporters
Enjoy Bratislava - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:24
Enjoy Bratislava
Sorry to hear about Fiona - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:17
Sorry to hear about Fiona
Well given what we know now - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:32
Well given what we know now
I'm so sad and lonely - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:22
I'm so sad and lonely
I'm in love with my pen pal - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:06
I'm in love with my pen pal
This is just so brutal - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:17
This is just so brutal
Can we please just get out of here - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:53
Can we please just get out of here
You still writing that guy - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:40
You still writing that guy
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:17
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities
It's just not coming off - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:53
It's just not coming off
What are you doing here - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:40
What are you doing here
This must be my new roommate - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:40
This must be my new roommate
Why are you wearing my bathrobe - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:23
Why are you wearing my bathrobe
Let us make love for one whole month - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:14
Let us make love for one whole month
That outfit is terrible - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:12
That outfit is terrible
Which way did they go - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:21
Which way did they go
What are you talking about - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:44
What are you talking about
What's the etiquette on boners - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:29
What's the etiquette on boners
Show her the picture - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:34
Show her the picture
What the hell is that - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:42
What the hell is that
The hat is on fire - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:22
The hat is on fire
We just get Miami Wice on television - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:21
We just get Miami Wice on television
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:36
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx
We're trying to get to Berlin - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:28
We're trying to get to Berlin
Look given the current geopolitical climate - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:12
Look given the current geopolitical climate
This is a private members bar - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:42
This is a private members bar
What did you do last night - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:27
What did you do last night
But she doesn't go - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:40
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:40
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
How the hell could this happen - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:25
How the hell could this happen
Take off the Pope hat - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:11
Take off the Pope hat
I'm going on break - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:26
I'm going on break
I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players just to pay for it - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:42
I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players...
Thanks for coming with me - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:08
Thanks for coming with me
Frommer's tried to tell you - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:38
Frommer's tried to tell you
Dear sweet mother of God - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:17
Dear sweet mother of God
You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:42
You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies
There's your R rating right there - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:14
There's your R rating right there
What a fucking loser - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:16
What a fucking loser
I thought you were some girl - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:13
I thought you were some girl
We're going to be couriers - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:01
We're going to be couriers
And that's not  Mike - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:22
And that's not Mike
So what the hell happened last night - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:22
So what the hell happened last night
What the fuck is a zussamen - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:13
What the fuck is a zussamen
Have you guys decided where you're gonna go first - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
01:11
Have you guys decided where you're gonna go first
This is one crazy Pope - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:12
This is one crazy Pope
They really are the worst twins ever - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:14
They really are the worst twins ever
Congratulations - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:15
Congratulations
Where's the beef - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:10
Where's the beef
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:28
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you...
Cooper said they were going camping - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:18
Cooper said they were going camping
I am never drinking again - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:12
I am never drinking again
I don't wanna talk about it - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:16
I don't wanna talk about it
Let me see your phone - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:22
Let me see your phone
I have cheated on my husband - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:28
I have cheated on my husband
I'm getting the video camera - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:13
I'm getting the video camera
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:31
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we...
I did her on his birthday - screenshot from movie EuroTrip
00:12
I did her on his birthday

Cast

Scott Thomas - Scott Mechlowicz
Cooper Harris - Jacob Pitts
Mrs. Thomas - Cathy Meils
Donny - Matt Damon
Guitars - Lustra, Donny's Band - J. Adams
Vocals - Lustra, Donny's Band - Christopher Baird
Bass - Lustra, Donny's Band - Nicholas J.M. Cloutman
Drums - Lustra, Donny's Band - Bruce Fulford
Candy - Molly Schade
Missy - Jakki Degg
Courier Clerk - Andrea Stuart
Mad Maynard - Vinnie Jones
Hooligan - Paul Oldham
Hooligan - Mike McGuffie
Hooligan - John Comer
Hooligan - Jeff Smith
Hooligan - Michael Cella
Hooligan - David Fisher
Gunter - Petr Jákl
French Soccer Fan - Jakub Kohák
Robot Man - J.P. Manoux
Christoph - Patrick Rapold
Creepy Italian Guy - Fred Armisen
Naked Spanish Guy - Eric Moscoso Vertiz
Naked African Guy - Labass Kanoute
Naked Tiny Asian Guy - Sota Sakuma
Nude Beach Lady - Edita Deveroux
Nude Beach Lady - Petra Tomankova
Madame Vandersexxx - Lucy Lawless
Vandersexxx Girl - Barbora Navratilova
Vandersexxx Girl - Lucie Kachtikova
Vandersexxx Girl - Tereza Zimova
Vandersexxx Girl - Zuzana Björnstad
Rasta Chef - Helder Cambolo
Anna, The Camera Store Girl - Jana Pallaske
Hans - Vilem Holy
Bakery Man - Roger Denesha
Bakery Woman - Amy Huck
Trucker - Dominic Raacke
Manager at Opulent Hotel - Jan Nemejovský
Waiter at Opulent Hotel - Miroslav Táborský
Girl in Orange Juice Ad - Tereza Brettschneiderova
Girl in Orange Juice Ad - Kristyna Simova
Orange Juice Ad Voice Over - Vitezslav Bouchner
Green Fairy - Steve Hytner
Mieke's Father - Walter Sittler
Heinrich - Adam Dotlacil
Swiss Guard - Joel Kirby
Vatican Tour Guide - Andrea Miltner
Arthur Frommer - Patrick Malahide
Tourist Woman in Vatican - Ellen Savaria
Italian Guy at Vatican - Predrag Bjelac
Reporter - Nick Jameson
American Robot Guy - Pat Kilbane
Hostel Clerk - Joanna Lumley
Old Woman in Confessional - Mindy Sterling
Scott's Dad - Jeffrey Tambor