EuroTrip quotes
Ohio high school student Scott Thomas is a good student and nice guy - albeit a little predictable - who is about to graduate and go into pre-med. He is unceremoniously dumped by his whorish girlfriend Fiona on graduation day. Among the people he turns to in his hour of despair is his German pen pal, Mike. Scott and Mike seem to have a special connection. After Mike makes advances to Scott now that he and Fiona are not seeing each other, Scott abruptly sends Mike a message saying he never wants to hear from him again. However, Scott learns shorty thereafter that Mike is actually a beautiful girl named Mieke. By this time, Mieke has blocked his messages. Thinking that Mieke is actually who he was meant to be with, Scott, impulsively for a change, decides to go to Berlin to be with her. Along for the ride is Scott's best friend, the girl crazy Cooper Harris. They manage only to get a flight into London, and thus have to make their way from London to Berlin. Along the way in Paris, they ...
Director: Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg(co-director), David Mandel(co-director)
Writer: Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer
Production: Paramount
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $17,771,387
Released: 20 Feb 2004
Awards: 2 nominations.
78 Clips & Quotes
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This isn't where I parked my car
01:56
Let me handle this
00:46
You guys are on like a completely different level of...
00:21
Here's a fun fact
00:21
Capital of Slovakia
00:47
I'm taking a nap
02:28
And welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth...
00:13
Administer the testicle clamps
00:48
You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers
00:11
I open my own hotel
00:11
WHO'S TOUCHING ME
00:26
What are we gonna get with that
00:27
Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall
00:14
You guys are the worst twins ever
00:52
I'm down in file storage
00:28
If that's what you want
00:15
This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car
01:13
You know America was founded by prudes
00:29
Are the girls coming back
01:05
If you're Manchester United supporters
00:24
Enjoy Bratislava
00:17
Sorry to hear about Fiona
00:32
Well given what we know now
00:22
I'm so sad and lonely
01:06
I'm in love with my pen pal
00:17
This is just so brutal
00:53
Can we please just get out of here
01:40
You still writing that guy
00:17
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities
00:53
It's just not coming off
01:40
What are you doing here
01:40
This must be my new roommate
00:23
Why are you wearing my bathrobe
00:14
Let us make love for one whole month
00:12
That outfit is terrible
00:21
Which way did they go
00:44
What are you talking about
00:29
What's the etiquette on boners
00:34
Show her the picture
00:42
What the hell is that
00:22
The hat is on fire
00:21
We just get Miami Wice on television
01:36
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx
00:28
We're trying to get to Berlin
01:12
Look given the current geopolitical climate
00:42
This is a private members bar
00:27
What did you do last night
00:40
But she doesn't go
00:40
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
00:25
How the hell could this happen
00:11
Take off the Pope hat
00:26
I'm going on break
00:42
I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players...
01:08
Thanks for coming with me
00:38
Frommer's tried to tell you
00:17
Dear sweet mother of God
00:42
You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies
00:14
There's your R rating right there
00:16
What a fucking loser
00:13
I thought you were some girl
01:01
We're going to be couriers
00:22
And that's not Mike
00:22
So what the hell happened last night
00:13
What the fuck is a zussamen
01:11
Have you guys decided where you're gonna go first
00:12
This is one crazy Pope
00:14
They really are the worst twins ever
00:15
Congratulations
00:10
Where's the beef
00:28
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you...
00:18
Cooper said they were going camping
00:12
I am never drinking again
00:16
I don't wanna talk about it
00:22
Let me see your phone
00:28
I have cheated on my husband
00:13
I'm getting the video camera
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I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we...
00:12
I did her on his birthday
Cast
Scott Thomas - Scott Mechlowicz
Cooper Harris - Jacob Pitts
Fiona - Kristin Kreuk
Mrs. Thomas - Cathy Meils
Bert - Nial Iskhakov
Jenny - Michelle Trachtenberg
Jamie - Travis Wester
Donny - Matt Damon
Guitars - Lustra, Donny's Band - J. Adams
Vocals - Lustra, Donny's Band - Christopher Baird
Bass - Lustra, Donny's Band - Nicholas J.M. Cloutman
Drums - Lustra, Donny's Band - Bruce Fulford
Candy - Molly Schade
Missy - Jakki Degg
Sissy - Lenka Vomocilova
Mieke - Jessica Boehrs
Courier Clerk - Andrea Stuart
Mad Maynard - Vinnie Jones
Hooligan - Paul Oldham
Hooligan - Mike McGuffie
Hooligan - John Comer
Hooligan - Jeff Smith
Hooligan - Michael Cella
Hooligan - David Fisher
Hooligan - Christian Dunckley Clark
Gunter - Petr Jákl
French Soccer Fan - Jakub Kohák
Robot Man - J.P. Manoux
Christoph - Patrick Rapold
Creepy Italian Guy - Fred Armisen
Naked Spanish Guy - Eric Moscoso Vertiz
Naked African Guy - Labass Kanoute
Naked Tiny Asian Guy - Sota Sakuma
Nude Beach Lady - Edita Deveroux
Nude Beach Lady - Petra Tomankova
Madame Vandersexxx - Lucy Lawless
Vandersexxx Girl - Barbora Navratilova
Vandersexxx Girl - Lucie Kachtikova
Vandersexxx Girl - Tereza Zimova
Vandersexxx Girl - Zuzana Björnstad
Rasta Waiter - Go Go Jean Michel Francis
Rasta Chef - Helder Cambolo
Anna, The Camera Store Girl - Jana Pallaske
Hans - Vilem Holy
Gruber - Jirí Maria Sieber
Mugger - Diedrich Bader
Bakery Man - Roger Denesha
Bakery Woman - Amy Huck
Trucker - Dominic Raacke
Tibor - Rade Serbedzija
Manager at Opulent Hotel - Jan Nemejovský
Waiter at Opulent Hotel - Miroslav Táborský
Girl in Orange Juice Ad - Tereza Brettschneiderova
Girl in Orange Juice Ad - Kristyna Simova
Orange Juice Ad Voice Over - Vitezslav Bouchner
Green Fairy - Steve Hytner
Mieke's Father - Walter Sittler
Heinrich - Adam Dotlacil
Swiss Guard - Joel Kirby
Vatican Tour Guide - Andrea Miltner
Arthur Frommer - Patrick Malahide
Tourist Woman in Vatican - Ellen Savaria
Italian Guy at Vatican - Predrag Bjelac
Reporter - Nick Jameson
Pope - Jack Marston
American Robot Guy - Pat Kilbane
Hostel Clerk - Joanna Lumley
Old Woman in Confessional - Mindy Sterling
Scott's Dad - Jeffrey Tambor