Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one...
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Hostel Clerk:
Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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Hello, and welcome to
Amsterdam's finest and most
luxurious youth hostel.
Sounds great.
There is no bathroom,
nor is there one nearby.
* I can't believe
he's so trusting
(GIGGLES) Sorry.
* While I'm right
behind you thrusting
Get it?
She got it.
If you do not wish to have
your valuables stolen,
I suggest destroying them
or discarding them right now.
You can also try
hiding your valuables...
In your anus.
Drink?
I'm gonna rip away his pants
and look at his dick, okay?
(LAUGHING)
Ready? Quit. Shut up.
Sorry. I know
I fucked it up.
Yes! You take her hair...
And one strand at a time,
pull it out!
Use her
like a humping post!
Jenny, this is Europe.
They have orange juice ads
with lesbians and dildos.
ANNOUNCER: Hapi djus.
You got to show them
something they haven't seen.
* Fiona's got him
on the phone
* And she's trying
not to moan
* It's a three-way call
and he knows nothing
* Nothing
Scotty doesn't know
* Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Should a fire occur,
due to our faulty wiring,
or the fireworks
factory upstairs,
you will be incinerated,
along with the valuables
you have hidden
in your anus.
* So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
* Really want to go
* Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
* Scotty doesn't know
* The parking lot
why not?
* It's so cool
when you're on top
(BUBBLING)
(GIGGLING)
* Life is so hard
'cause Scotty doesn't know
* Scotty doesn't know
Fuck off!
Get out of it,
you wankers!
Go on, you Gaelic fucking
garlic-breath tossers!
Piss off! Get in here
and say that, mate!
Come on! Fucking come
and have it!
You fucking beep?
We'll beep, you bastard,
all over your fucking nose!
Fuck off!
Go on, you French bastards!
Get on the other side
of the road, you pricks!
Go on out of it!
Fuck off!
I'm nackered.
Clip duration: 148 seconds
Views: 783
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.
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Actors
00:07 Administer the testicle clamps
00:31 You Gallic fucking garlic breath tossers
00:06 I open my own hotel
00:06 WHO'S TOUCHING ME
00:26 What are we gonna get with that
00:14 Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall
00:10 You guys are the worst twins ever
00:39 I'm down in file storage
00:24 If that's what you want
00:05 This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car
00:35 You know America was founded by prudes
01:01 Are the girls coming back
00:47 If you're Manchester United supporters
00:13 Enjoy Bratislava
00:35 Sorry to hear about Fiona
00:10 Well given what we know now
00:12 I'm so sad and lonely
00:39 I'm in love with my pen pal
00:07 This is just so brutal
00:33 Can we please just get out of here