Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in...

Donny: [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know...

Scotty? Scotty! * Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me This happy ending is bullshit. When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here. * Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know * Oh, Scotty doesn't know Catchy tune. Fuckin'-A, man. * Fiona says she's out shopping * But she's under me and I'm not stopping (CHANTING) Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!