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EuroTrip

I am never drinking again

Scott:I am never drinking again

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I'm never drinking again
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,352
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:55
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
The Montecito Picture Company,Blue Sea Productions,Mandel

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Movie Summary

Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.
Why are you wearing my bathrobeOh I'm sorry but somebody pissed all over mine last night - EuroTrip 00:09
Why are you wearing my bathrobeOh I'm sorry but...
I don't wanna talk about it - EuroTrip 00:09
I don't wanna talk about it
No retardo That's Jan a man's nameAnd that's not Mike it's Miekea common German girl's name similar to our Michelle - EuroTrip 00:12
No retardo That's Jan a man's nameAnd that's...
I'm getting the video camera - EuroTrip 00:04
I'm getting the video camera
"Address blocked"? - EuroTrip 00:15
"Address blocked"?
What's going on I'm in love with my pen palI'm in love with MiekeOkay OkayYou know what I was actually expecting thisAnd frankly no listen I'm flattered you picked me to come out to firstAnd don't worry about telling your folks 'causeI think they already - EuroTrip 00:41
What's going on I'm in love with my pen...
Okay. Okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered you - EuroTrip 00:54
Okay. Okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this....
And told her to keep her hands off my genitalsGiven what we know now that seems like the exact opposite of what you want - EuroTrip 00:08
And told her to keep her hands off my genitalsGiven what we...
- I'm going to Germany. - EuroTrip 00:06
- I'm going to Germany.
- How are we going to get to Germany? - EuroTrip 00:48
- How are we going to get to Germany?
We're going to be couriers It's the best way to get a cheap flightAll we have to do is carry their packages and then drop them off when we get thereMy cousin did it when he went to India YeahYeah Of course he ended up using a public restroom in New - EuroTrip 00:21
We're going to be couriers It's the best way to...
Anything else Europe is the size of the Eastwood MallWe can walk to Berlin from there Cooper England's an islandOkay swim Whatever We'll take it - EuroTrip 00:14
Anything else Europe is the size of the Eastwood MallWe can...
Hey Thanks for coming with meI know you had that internship at the law firm this summerForget about the law firmAnd don't thank me I should be thanking youThis trip is a once in a lifetime opportunity for meto broaden my sexual horizonsWhat are you - EuroTrip 00:24
Hey Thanks for coming with meI know you had that internship...
You know America was founded by prudesPrudes who left Europe because they hatedall the kinky steamy European sex that was going onAnd now I Cooper Harriswill return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthrightwhich is a series of erotic - EuroTrip 00:32
You know America was founded by prudesPrudes who left Europe...
Come on. - EuroTrip 00:35
Come on.
Cooper hereHello Mr WaltersYes sir I'm down in file storageHang on one secondNo sir I can't find the Gutterman file anywhereYes sir I'll keep looking I don't rest until I find itDidn't tell your boss you were leaving the countryThey would've stopped - EuroTrip 00:29
Cooper hereHello Mr WaltersYes sir I'm down in file...
No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere. - EuroTrip 00:33
No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere.
All right. - EuroTrip 00:06
All right.
Hey. This isn't where I parked my car. Oi! Who the bloody hell are you? This is a private members' b - EuroTrip 00:30
Hey. This isn't where I parked my car. Oi! Who the...
This is a private members' bar exclusively for the supportersof the greatest football team in the worldManchester UnitedNow please enlighten meWho the fuck are youThat is a good question and ScottyWe're the Manchester United Fan Clubfrom Ohio - EuroTrip 00:31
This is a private members' bar exclusively for the...