Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car! Cooper Harris, you're a pig! Wait, Candy....
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Cooper:
[jumps into the hot tub with Candy in it]
Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!
Candy:
Cooper Harris, you're a pig!
[starts getting out]
Cooper:
Wait, Candy. Before you go, you might want to clean that off.
Candy:
Clean what off?
Cooper:
It's like dirt or something. Go like this.
[shows her how to rub her breast]
Cooper:
No, just cut it under. To the side, and under.
Candy:
Is it off?
Cooper:
No. I think your top is getting in the way.
Candy:
Really?
Cooper:
Trust me.
[Candy takes off her top]
Cooper:
That's better. But keep rubbing it!
[she rubs]
Cooper:
No, it's just not coming off.
Candy:
[looks at her chest]
Well, what is it?
Cooper:
Oh, I'll do it. Come here.
[Cooper starts reaching for Candy's breasts]
Missy:
[walks in with three jocks]
Oh my God, Candy!
Candy:
[covers herself]
Cooper!
Cooper:
[looks at the jocks]
Hey. This isn't where I parked my car.
Transcript
Do I roll over and dig out
a hole for it,
or is it cool to just
let my flag fly?
Wait, wait.
Does "nude beach" mean
we have to get naked, too?
Of course.
Do you think you
can go an hour
without your currency
colostomy bag?
As long as this thing
has our money
and passports in it,
it's not coming off,
and my trunks
won't come off, either.
Come on.
You came all the way
to Europe.
Can't wimp out now.
Okay.
All right,
on the count of three.
Here we go.
Three, two, one...
COOPER: (LAUGHING)
Look at Jamie's penis!
Very funny.
Very funny.
All right.
Let the crazy European
sex odyssey begin.
Here we go.
Really?
Yes.
Mmm-hmm.
Clip duration: 53 seconds
Views: 700
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.
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01:40 This must be my new roommate
00:11 Why are you wearing my bathrobe
00:12 Let us make love for one whole month
00:09 That outfit is terrible
00:08 Which way did they go
00:09 What's the etiquette on boners
00:15 Show her the picture
00:18 What the hell is that
00:12 The hat is on fire
00:08 We just get Miami Wice on television
00:46 Welcome to Club Vandersexxx
00:11 We're trying to get to Berlin
00:25 Look given the current geopolitical climate
00:31 This is a private members bar
00:20 What did you do last night
00:40 Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
00:10 How the hell could this happen
00:14 Take off the Pope hat
00:24 I'm going on break
00:13 I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players...