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Okay. Okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered you

Okay. Okay. You know what?I was actually expecting this. And frankly, no, listen, I'm...

EuroTrip • 2004

Okay. Okay. You know what?I was actually expecting this. And frankly, no, listen, I'm flatteredyou picked me to come out to first. And don't worry abouttelling your folks, 'cause... - I think they already know.- No, you idiot. Mieke is a girl. No, no, I get it. Yeah.He's the girl, and you're the girl, and sometimes you're both the girl. Right? Right? That's hot. But whatever works for you.I'm not gonna judge it. Will you stop? Look, come here.Look at this picture. Wow. Who's the hot chick? That's Mieke. I mean, "Meeka." Wait, that's Mieke? That's who you've beenwriting to all this time? Yeah, you know, until last night,when I took your advice and told herto keep her hands off my genitals. Given what we know now, that seems likethe exact opposite of what you want

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Okay Okay

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You know what I was actually expecting this

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And frankly no listen I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first

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And don't worry about telling your folks 'cause

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I think they already know No you idiot Mieke is a girl

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No no I get it Yeah He's the girl and you're the girl

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and sometimes you're both the girl

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Right Right That's hot

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But whatever works for you I'm not gonna judge it

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Will you stop Look come here Look at this picture

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Wow Who's the hot chick

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That's Mieke I mean Meeka

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Wait that's Mieke That's who you've been writing to all this time

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Yeah you know until last night when I took your advice

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and told her to keep her hands off my genitals

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Given what we know now that seems like the exact opposite of what you want

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حسنا حسنا

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اتعرف ماذا لقد كنت اتوقع هذا في الحقيقة

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بصراحة انا تملقت ان تلتقطني للخروج اولا

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ولا تقلق لن اخبر اصدقائك لأنى

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اعتقد انهم يعرفوا لا أنت ابله مايك بنت

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لا افهم هذا

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هو بنت وانت بنت واحيانا يكون كلاكم بنات

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صحيح

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صحيح هذا مغرى

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لكن مهما يفعل بك لن انتقض

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هلا توقفت انظر تعال هنا انظر إلى هذه الصورة

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من هذه الفتاه الجميلة

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هذه مايك

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التي كنت تكتب اليها كل هذا الوقت

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حتى ليلة أمس عندما عملت بنصيحتك

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واخبرتها ان تبعد يداها عن اعضائى التناسليه

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ما المفترض ان نعرفة الان هذا يبدو مثل الانعكاس الدقيق عن ما تريد

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Il y a des millions d'années il existait une race d'êtres qu'on appelle les Anciens

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Ils ont créé un réseau de Portes des étoiles à travers notre galaxie

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dans le but de voyager librement dans les différents mondes

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Nous ne savons pas pourquoi mais certains partirent quelque part dans une autre galaxie il y a entre 5 et 10 millions d'années

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prenant avec eux une cité entière Cette cité s'appelle Atlantis

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J'ai réuni une équipe d'expédition

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dans le but de trouver Atlantis et avec un peu de chance les Anciens qui quittèrent la Terre il y a des années

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Je veux faire cela Simon de tout mon coeur

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Tu me connais bien assez pour savoir que je pourrais ne jamais avoir une opportunité comme celle ci

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mais j'ai voulu une chance de te dire que

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Le portable de votre correspondant est actuellement en dehors de la zone couverte

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Weisst du was Ich hatte eh damit gerechnet

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Ich fühle mich echt geehrt dass du dich mir als Erstem outest

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Und mach dir wegen deinen Eltern keine Sorgen

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Sie ahnen es sicher eh Mike ist ein Mädchen

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Ich versteh schon Mal ist er das Mädchen mal du

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Und manchmal seid ihr es beide

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Oder Hab ich Recht Das ist echt scharf

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Aber wenn du drauf stehst ich hab nichts dagegen

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Hör endlich auf Komm her und sieh dir das Foto an

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Wer ist die scharfe Braut

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Das ist Mike Ich meine Mieke

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Dann hast du die ganze Zeit ihr geschrieben

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Bis ich auf dich gehört und gesagt hab

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sie soll meine Genitalien in Ruhe lassen

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Nach dem was wir jetzt wissen willst du aber doch das Gegenteil

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Хорошо Хорошо

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Знаешь что Я как раз этого и ожидал

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Я очень польщён что ты открыто выбрал меня быть первым

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И не волнуйся мы не расскажем это твоим друзьям потому что

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Я думаю они уже об этом знают Нет ты придурок Майк это девушка

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Нет нет я всё понял Да

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Он девушка и ты девушка а иногда вы оба девушки

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Верно

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Верно Вот это да

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Но как бы то ни было я тебя за это не осуждаю

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Ты прекратишь Смотри иди сюда посмотри на эту фотографию

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Оо Что это за курочка

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Это Майк я имею в виду Мика

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Та с которой ты переписывался всё это время

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До прошлой ночи когда я воспользовался твоим советом

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и сказал ей держать её руки от моего хозяйства

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Учитывая обстоятельства это совсем не то чего бы тебе хотелось от неё

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Duration

54 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:16:04

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Mar 14, 2026

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The Montecito Picture Company,Blue Sea Productions,Mandel

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Movie Summary

Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.