Hold on, this must be my new roommate. What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he...

[last lines] Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate. [Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there] Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me? Scott: I just got your last email. What are you doing here? Mieke: Going to college. Scott: You're going to college here? What dorm? Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4. Scott: How is this possible? Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy. Scott: Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that? [Scotty and Mieke kiss] Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty? [Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out] Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*! Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here! [makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]

(KNOCKING) Hold on, this could be my new roommate. COOPER: What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? Better not be cooler than me. COOPER: Is he bigger than me? I just got your last email. What are you doing here? Going to college. You're going to college here? What dorm? This one. Room 214. How is this possible? I guess they thought I was a guy. Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that? COOPER: Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty? (GIGGLING) COOPER: Scotty? Scotty? Scotty! * Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me This happy ending is bullshit. When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here. * Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know * Oh, Scotty doesn't know Catchy tune. Fuckin'-A, man. * Fiona says she's out shopping * But she's under me and I'm not stopping (CHANTING) Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!