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What a fucking loser I'm gonna videotape this
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EuroTrip

What a fucking loser, I'm gonna videotape this

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What a fucking loser, I'm gonna videotape this

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What a fucking loser I'm gonna videotape this
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,098
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:42
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
The Montecito Picture Company,Blue Sea Productions,Mandel

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Movie Summary

Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.

Actors
Bert
Nial Iskhakov
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. - EuroTrip 00:14
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
This sucks. - EuroTrip 00:15
This sucks.
- Scott, I have to go. - EuroTrip 00:19
- Scott, I have to go.
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip together. - EuroTrip 00:08
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip...
Excuse me. - EuroTrip 00:35
Excuse me.
Hello Mr Walters I seeFired Well IWell if that's what you want I understand I justGoodbye sirThey had to catch you eventually rightNo they fired Humphrey Shut upI got his office and a raise No - EuroTrip 00:22
Hello Mr Walters I seeFired Well IWell if that's what...
Be good. - EuroTrip 00:11
Be good.
"Dear Mieke, Greece sounds incredible.! - EuroTrip 00:15
"Dear Mieke, Greece sounds incredible.!
- Hello? - Hey, buddy, how's college?! just got here. - EuroTrip 00:25
- Hello? - Hey, buddy, how's college?! just got here.
- Hey, Scotty, what's up? - EuroTrip 00:09
- Hey, Scotty, what's up?
Hold on. - EuroTrip 00:11
Hold on.
Hold on This could be my new roommateWhat's the freak look likeIs he a dork or is he cool Better not be cooler than meIs he bigger than meI just got your last email What are you doing hereGoing to collegeYou're going to college hereWhat dorm This one Room - EuroTrip 01:14
Hold on This could be my new roommateWhat's the freak...
What's the freak look like? - EuroTrip 00:23
What's the freak look like?
How is this possible? - EuroTrip 00:11
How is this possible?
Do I hear kissing? - EuroTrip 00:08
Do I hear kissing?
Scotty? - EuroTrip 00:06
Scotty?
This happy ending is bullshit. - EuroTrip 00:08
This happy ending is bullshit.
Fiona says she's out shopping But she's under me and I'm not stopping "Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. - EuroTrip 00:27
Fiona says she's out shopping But she's under me...
- You get it? - EuroTrip 00:17
- You get it?
So I'll rip away the pants and look at his dick, okay? - EuroTrip 00:30
So I'll rip away the pants and look at his dick, okay?