Hold on, this must be my new roommate. What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he...
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Scott:
[on the phone with Cooper and Jenny]
Hold on, this must be my new roommate.
[Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]
Cooper:
[yelling over the phone]
What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me?
Scott:
I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
Mieke:
Going to college.
Scott:
You're going to college here? What dorm?
Mieke:
This one. Room 2-1-4.
Scott:
How is this possible?
Mieke:
I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott:
Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
[Scotty and Mieke kiss]
Cooper:
[over the phone]
Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
Cooper:
Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*!
Green Fairy:
[Green Fairy appears]
This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
[makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]
Transcript
(KNOCKING)
Hold on, this could be
my new roommate.
COOPER: What's the freak
look like?
Is he a dork or is he cool?
Better not be cooler than me.
COOPER: Is he bigger than me?
I just got your last email.
What are you doing here?
Going to college.
You're going to college here?
What dorm?
This one.
Room 214.
How is this possible?
I guess they thought
I was a guy.
Now who would be dumb enough
to make a mistake like that?
COOPER: Do I hear kissing?
Are you making out with
your new roommate, Scotty?
(GIGGLING)
COOPER: Scotty?
Scotty? Scotty!
* Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
This happy ending
is bullshit.
When does the fairy get laid?
I'm outta here.
* Still she's on her knees
and Scotty doesn't know
* Oh, Scotty doesn't know
Catchy tune.
Fuckin'-A, man.
* Fiona says
she's out shopping
* But she's under me
and I'm not stopping
(CHANTING) Scotty
doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Clip duration: 100 seconds
Views: 408
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.
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00:11 Why are you wearing my bathrobe
00:12 Let us make love for one whole month
00:09 That outfit is terrible
00:08 Which way did they go
00:09 What's the etiquette on boners
00:15 Show her the picture
00:18 What the hell is that
00:12 The hat is on fire
00:08 We just get Miami Wice on television
00:46 Welcome to Club Vandersexxx
00:11 We're trying to get to Berlin
00:25 Look given the current geopolitical climate
00:31 This is a private members bar
00:20 What did you do last night
00:40 Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
00:10 How the hell could this happen
00:14 Take off the Pope hat
00:24 I'm going on break
00:13 I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players...
00:25 Thanks for coming with me