You still writing that guy? I thought that was just for German class. Yeah, it was at...

Cooper: You still writing that guy? I thought that was just for German class. Scott: Yeah, it was at first, but you know, we're actually becoming pretty good friends. He's a really cool guy. [starts to type] Scott: Dear Mike, greetings from your American pen pal. Cooper: Scotty, girl scouts have pen pals. Listen to yourself, all right? You met a "cool guy" on the Internet? This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.

"Happy herzlichen." You still writing that guy? I thought that was just for German class. It was at first, but we're actually becoming good friends. He's a really cool guy. "Dear Mieke, greetings from your American pen pal." Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals. Listen to yourself, all right? You met a "cool guy" on the "internet." This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know, he'll want to "arrange a meeting" where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van, and make a wind chime out of your genitals. Come on, let's go to Wade's. (CHUCKLING) All right. Screw it. Let's go. I'm not gonna let Fiona ruin my graduation night. Auf Wiedersehen, Mieke. (TRANSMISSION BEEPING) (CROWD ROARING) What's up, losers? What's up, Jenny? What's up, dude? Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore. That's very sweet of you. Thanks. Enough Fiona talk. Look around. There's gotta be 100 drunk girls. We should try to have sex with every one of 'em. Hello? Mixed company? What? I'm a girl! No, you're not. You're just a cool guy with long hair. So, where's your evil twin brother? Jenny! There he is. Hey, Jamie. In fine form, I see. (GRIMACING) Why'd you get me gin and tonic? I hate gin. You do? You guys are the worst twins ever! (CROWD CHANTING) CROWD: Chug! Chug!